ipad baby
@ethan4you.bsky.social
11 yrs ago i was laid... but i don't quit..... my dick is as big as ever and i know Jesus will send me a blowjob soon.. haven't played assasins creed
Pinned
the chad fat lady vs the virgin cowboy
January 26, 2026 at 4:39 PM
the chad fat lady vs the virgin cowboy
i smooshed my penis flat with a very intricate device of my own design.
January 24, 2026 at 7:45 PM
i smooshed my penis flat with a very intricate device of my own design.
cattle decapitation is genuinely the best death metal band of all time. travis ryan is a demon in the best way
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 PM
cattle decapitation is genuinely the best death metal band of all time. travis ryan is a demon in the best way
i went to the doctor and he put his finger in my butt. had to beg him for the fist 🫣
January 19, 2026 at 4:49 PM
i went to the doctor and he put his finger in my butt. had to beg him for the fist 🫣
watching this on my ipad
January 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
watching this on my ipad
i call my ipad daddy
January 14, 2026 at 3:47 PM
i call my ipad daddy
i'm so obsessed with ai movie trailers dude. they rule. i'm on the ai is good train. yo petey thiel hit me up ill give you my blood or my butt or whatever you want dawg
January 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
i'm so obsessed with ai movie trailers dude. they rule. i'm on the ai is good train. yo petey thiel hit me up ill give you my blood or my butt or whatever you want dawg
lock me in a room with schumer
January 10, 2026 at 10:42 AM
lock me in a room with schumer
be careful, don't get uppity or else the guys who are already murdering people might find an excuse to murder you
January 10, 2026 at 10:39 AM
be careful, don't get uppity or else the guys who are already murdering people might find an excuse to murder you
remember: if you just sit there and chant something catchy (bonus points if you add a few claps 😏), the murder pigs who love murder won't murder you
January 10, 2026 at 10:36 AM
remember: if you just sit there and chant something catchy (bonus points if you add a few claps 😏), the murder pigs who love murder won't murder you
angry and sleep deprived baby let's go it's my time
January 10, 2026 at 10:32 AM
angry and sleep deprived baby let's go it's my time
uh, yeah im thinkin it's time to goon
January 9, 2026 at 4:28 PM
uh, yeah im thinkin it's time to goon
if you cream your pants every time the onion, or whatever else, finds a new way to say "isn't this orange man absurd? he's a pedophile war criminal genocidal fascist freak. isn't that soooooo crazy?" then you deserve deserve reeducation.
January 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
if you cream your pants every time the onion, or whatever else, finds a new way to say "isn't this orange man absurd? he's a pedophile war criminal genocidal fascist freak. isn't that soooooo crazy?" then you deserve deserve reeducation.
who gives a shit about owning the cheeto man anymore? erm epstein much? 😏 the worst type of liberal go fuck yourself
"Seré muy clara: la Isla Epstein es nuestra", ha afirmado la primera ministra danesa esta mañana en una rueda de prensa.
Lee la noticia completa en la web:
www.elmundotoday.com/2026/01/dina...
Lee la noticia completa en la web:
www.elmundotoday.com/2026/01/dina...
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
who gives a shit about owning the cheeto man anymore? erm epstein much? 😏 the worst type of liberal go fuck yourself
i'm having sex with luffy one piece
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
i'm having sex with luffy one piece
if Many Eyes keeps this up, i will be less sad about the death of ETID
January 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
if Many Eyes keeps this up, i will be less sad about the death of ETID
chancellor? erm sounds a little tankie 🧐 nyc is going to be the freaking ussr (united states of socialist russia)
School's back in session! I joined Chancellor Kamar Samuels to welcome students and parents during morning drop-off at the Academy of Arts & Letters in Bed-Stuy.
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 PM
chancellor? erm sounds a little tankie 🧐 nyc is going to be the freaking ussr (united states of socialist russia)
rate my pan seasoning. don't be mean i'm new
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
rate my pan seasoning. don't be mean i'm new
i want to be really mean and kind of awful on main but i would actually kind of feel bad
December 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i want to be really mean and kind of awful on main but i would actually kind of feel bad
some good shit apparently
December 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
some good shit apparently