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lasagna enthusiast.
hm.
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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The Wavering Blade ⚔️🌹
#FFIX25FanArt
July 27, 2025 at 10:46 AM
back-to-back man-spreaders… crying directly in the club. 😭😭
September 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
i am begging and pleading men who travel on a crowded train to Please stop man-spreading. your nuts do Not need that much air. 👏
September 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
ADÉLA! i know that i’m like, a year late but seeing her be eliminated still made me cry. 😭😭
August 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
[thread] so this past sunday i went on a smell adventure and i smelt MANY things from the primaniacs and persons 3 collaboration. more here: www.primaniacs.com/fragrance_p3...
primaniacs - 『ペルソナ3』フレグランス
www.primaniacs.com
August 4, 2025 at 7:07 AM
it was like… 9PM yesterday and CC was allegedly gonna take 14 minutes to queue. idk what’s going ON in elemental!! that’s why i’ve been slithering over to mana recently! SOS! save our server!
July 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
what were the tourists doing that the shinkansen announcing guy had to like, YELL over the intercom to step back so loudly that he had to jump off it to yell at people directly?? yeesh… 😰
July 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
back from the grave to say that holy shit this bus driver today was hot AF. distractingly so??? yokohama daaamn. 👏👏
July 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
3:30 AM realization that i probably won’t be able to see the primals this year??? butts. 😭
June 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
what does this even mean???
“when’re you forecasted the bloom?” KETCHUP BAG??? oh my goodness. . . SCREAMING!
June 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
in addition to being alive, i was a part of something so wildly fulfilling that i’m still reeling. miss this cast so much!! ❤️🤍
May 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i’m alive! don’t worry!
May 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“when’re you forecasted the bloom?” KETCHUP BAG??? oh my goodness. . . SCREAMING!
May 5, 2025 at 6:54 AM
no seat, no headphones, one two hour voyage. . . 🫠
May 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
ever since i saw a reel calling hooters an “american maid cafe” i’ve never looked at it the same way. 😂😂
April 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
one more thing before i go to bed:

i LOVE kakegurui (esp. miss kirari) that i’ll give that “bet” business a go when it comes out on the 15th of may but like?? was giving the actress a white wig impossible???

idk. like… her elegance was a package deal. hair, ruffles, and eyes-nails-lips matching.
April 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
here i was about to sleep when i realized… BALLS i didn’t do that stupid egg event. so when i was doing it, i happened to be doing it at the literal exact same time as a sprout (an alt??), cutscene skipping and mashing through dialogue and everything. incredible.
April 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i’m pouring one out for that pokemon trading card game because the semi-oshare dude next to me is leaning forward to play it instead of back and thus i don’t have to smell his stank breath (but alas, i’m still subject to this moth-ball ass smelling clothing).
April 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
cute dude looks at me twice as i’m making my way to and through a uniqlo. is it because…

1. i’m a foreigner/you’re not used to seeing brown-ish people?
2. you caught me taking a few extra peeks because i thought You was cute?
3. you think i’m cute too???

cute dudes DNI. 😤😤
April 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
that funny moment when you go and get a burrito then are happened upon by two of your cast mates, your assistant director, and your director! 😂
April 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Ohai Howling Blade ;3 hahaha

(Also gave an excuse to draw the bod and not the jacket even though I know it's a good glam LOL)

#GureiZ_Art | #HowlingBlade | #FFXIV | #FFXIVart | #FF14イラスト
April 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
the second i laid eyes on mr. M8 i was like, the twitter/bluesky h*rny cat community’s gonna eat him alive. i have not been proven wrong.
April 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
omg… new arcadian music slaps. 🤩🤩
March 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
MSQ done. … but at what cost!! 😭
man… the intrigue is THERE!
March 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM