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Espi!!
@espideer.bsky.social
Silly New Zealander working in cyber security and wasting his time just playing games | 22 🏳️‍🌈 | 🔞occasionally so no minor pls...
PFP: @chammuco 🐦 | Banner: @maukeiv.bsky.social
i think if dudes saw safety equipment like glasses or helmets as armour we would be a lot safer
June 3, 2025 at 8:57 AM
White collar this blue collar that okay what colour is the leash
April 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
ppl never talk about how awesome it is to swim with long hair i feel like an eloquent mermaid
February 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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after the hunt
October 17, 2024 at 12:09 AM
furdu hotel reservation obtained.... no freaking way...
September 25, 2024 at 10:27 AM
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They had to get ready...
September 13, 2024 at 4:19 PM
i hate steam update discussions its so ass 😭 everyone just steam points baiting instead of talking about the game. you should not be allowed to reddit gold someones shitty steam comment ill be honest
September 7, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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sticker + badge for @espideer.bsky.social :DD
August 28, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Dms on bluesky finally... Excited to be too nervous to dm people regardless ❤️
May 22, 2024 at 10:51 PM
trip to the icu would LITERALLY fix me
May 16, 2024 at 10:26 AM
sometimes I think about how my posts and messages are eternal and will become ancient history and I want to say hi people in the future!!!
February 22, 2024 at 6:59 AM
no cause why the do we have to watch pre-roll ads at movie theaters like im paying to watch this movie??? imagine if you went to broadway but before the show they were like "nah u guys have to watch this mcdonalds promo real quick" and then grimace come outt
January 16, 2024 at 10:53 AM
tried playing pubg again and i got so mad i threw up. uninstalled
December 30, 2023 at 3:03 AM
unstrapped myself from the sleigh to take a piss but when I came back Santa was fuckin gone so I guess I'm stuck in new zealand for another year
December 24, 2023 at 8:16 PM
babe I'm like the kiki to ur bouba
December 17, 2023 at 12:50 AM
Oomf said I'm built like a creepypasta
December 11, 2023 at 3:41 AM
if u come to my house you have to read my gmod darkrp list of rules before i let u in
December 6, 2023 at 7:40 AM
children on the bus genuinely singing diggy diggy hole rn and I was just sent back to my childhood like the one scene in that cooking rat movie
November 25, 2023 at 12:07 AM
i HATEEE googling recipes cause any fucking link i click, i have to scroll 5 pages down past someones life story like i just wanna make focaccia
November 23, 2023 at 8:23 AM
I cannot handle non expressive texters cause I think u are just mad at me 😭
November 21, 2023 at 7:32 PM
all moved into wellington now, excited to be living on my own!!
November 5, 2023 at 12:41 AM
you cant even say "women" anymore, you have to say "whopper"
November 1, 2023 at 11:41 AM
i am absolutely stumped on identifying a childhood game, even chatgpt couldnt help me. If anyone remembers playing a game as a kid on a windows xp computer where you would build up structures from falling (lego?) bricks/materials, while moving left and right on a window cleaning lift. i have no idea
October 31, 2023 at 2:56 AM
all these men trying to fix their jawline by mewing just need to try sucking dick, idk itll give the same effect
October 18, 2023 at 7:24 AM
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Its birthday. Im birthday :D‼️
October 18, 2023 at 12:03 AM