Jon Nikolai
@esperjn.bsky.social
Finding balance in life can be a difficult challenge. But with time and patience, you can live a happy life…
…Still doesn’t stop the people you love from driving you bonkers.
…Still doesn’t stop the people you love from driving you bonkers.
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Jon Nikolai
@esperjn.bsky.social
· Dec 8
a person is holding their hands over their head with smoke coming out of it .
ALT: a person is holding their hands over their head with smoke coming out of it .
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“𝔻𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕟’𝕥 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦’𝕣𝕖 𝕦𝕡 𝕥𝕠 𝕟𝕠 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕. 𝕀𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖, 𝕀’𝕝𝕝 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦”
Jonathan Nikolai. Ex-Cop. Diner Owner. Tired Dad. Psychokinetic Telepath
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Jonathan Nikolai. Ex-Cop. Diner Owner. Tired Dad. Psychokinetic Telepath
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“I can hear internal screaming”
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“I can hear internal screaming”
“Apologies if I constantly smell like grease.”
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
“Apologies if I constantly smell like grease.”
“God, I remember when everyone lived in Gotham. I mean, to be fair…it’s shockingly cheap.”
August 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
“God, I remember when everyone lived in Gotham. I mean, to be fair…it’s shockingly cheap.”
“Do speedsters have shortcuts? Isn’t everything a shortcut? You can literally just run in a straight line and vibrate.”
August 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
“Do speedsters have shortcuts? Isn’t everything a shortcut? You can literally just run in a straight line and vibrate.”
Don’t mess with a telepath
August 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Don’t mess with a telepath
I don’t know what’s going on half the time either. From what I can tell, Dracula is sucking Dick, a future kid…Deja vu…is giving apples to bats owned by Dracula, demons happened, symbiotes happened, flirting is happening, the Titans are all screaming and I think Warren White is married to Trigon?
August 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I don’t know what’s going on half the time either. From what I can tell, Dracula is sucking Dick, a future kid…Deja vu…is giving apples to bats owned by Dracula, demons happened, symbiotes happened, flirting is happening, the Titans are all screaming and I think Warren White is married to Trigon?
“I’m glad the demons are gone. Am
I guilty of not heading over to help? A little…but you know.
…got something more dear to my heart right here at home.”
I guilty of not heading over to help? A little…but you know.
…got something more dear to my heart right here at home.”
July 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM
“I’m glad the demons are gone. Am
I guilty of not heading over to help? A little…but you know.
…got something more dear to my heart right here at home.”
I guilty of not heading over to help? A little…but you know.
…got something more dear to my heart right here at home.”
“Alternate timelines are tricky and we’re damn lucky we didn’t get erased. I still don’t know how that happened.
Something about some dohickey field generator exploding. I don’t know. I just count my blessings. All three of them.”
Something about some dohickey field generator exploding. I don’t know. I just count my blessings. All three of them.”
July 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“Alternate timelines are tricky and we’re damn lucky we didn’t get erased. I still don’t know how that happened.
Something about some dohickey field generator exploding. I don’t know. I just count my blessings. All three of them.”
Something about some dohickey field generator exploding. I don’t know. I just count my blessings. All three of them.”
From Keystone City, he watched the news unfold, holding his twin children tightly
“…I…can’t leave them…”
#TheDemonicTakeover
“…I…can’t leave them…”
#TheDemonicTakeover
July 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
From Keystone City, he watched the news unfold, holding his twin children tightly
“…I…can’t leave them…”
#TheDemonicTakeover
“…I…can’t leave them…”
#TheDemonicTakeover
“……I wonder if my super suit still fits? Probably not.”
shrugs
“…Meh. Got more important things in my life anyways”
shrugs
“…Meh. Got more important things in my life anyways”
July 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
“……I wonder if my super suit still fits? Probably not.”
shrugs
“…Meh. Got more important things in my life anyways”
shrugs
“…Meh. Got more important things in my life anyways”
as he turned around Jon was there, but his voice was still heard from behind Joel
“Don’t drink and steal. Or play with guns….also drop by for a burger some time.”
He suddenly faded away
“Don’t drink and steal. Or play with guns….also drop by for a burger some time.”
He suddenly faded away
Joel looked at it, then groaned. "Gotta ruin all my fun, don't you?"
He picked up the pieces, then turned to leave.
He picked up the pieces, then turned to leave.
he raised an eyebrow.
Metahuman? And he needed a gun? I…should freak him about a bit
“Hm. Interesting.”
the pieces of the gun began to levitate in the air as they seemed to reform back together for a moment, before separating them again, letting the pieces fall to the floor
Metahuman? And he needed a gun? I…should freak him about a bit
“Hm. Interesting.”
the pieces of the gun began to levitate in the air as they seemed to reform back together for a moment, before separating them again, letting the pieces fall to the floor
July 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
as he turned around Jon was there, but his voice was still heard from behind Joel
“Don’t drink and steal. Or play with guns….also drop by for a burger some time.”
He suddenly faded away
“Don’t drink and steal. Or play with guns….also drop by for a burger some time.”
He suddenly faded away
he raised an eyebrow.
Metahuman? And he needed a gun? I…should freak him about a bit
“Hm. Interesting.”
the pieces of the gun began to levitate in the air as they seemed to reform back together for a moment, before separating them again, letting the pieces fall to the floor
Metahuman? And he needed a gun? I…should freak him about a bit
“Hm. Interesting.”
the pieces of the gun began to levitate in the air as they seemed to reform back together for a moment, before separating them again, letting the pieces fall to the floor
This guy was annoying him, so Joel decided to do something to freak him out.
Joel then proceeded to bite into the gun and break it in half. While making eye contact.
He then spit out the chunk of metal and dropped it into the guy's hand.
"There you go. Bye now."
Joel then proceeded to bite into the gun and break it in half. While making eye contact.
He then spit out the chunk of metal and dropped it into the guy's hand.
"There you go. Bye now."
…You see, if you got it you would get it. But you don’t.
…Anyways thanks for the gun.
…Anyways thanks for the gun.
July 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
he raised an eyebrow.
Metahuman? And he needed a gun? I…should freak him about a bit
“Hm. Interesting.”
the pieces of the gun began to levitate in the air as they seemed to reform back together for a moment, before separating them again, letting the pieces fall to the floor
Metahuman? And he needed a gun? I…should freak him about a bit
“Hm. Interesting.”
the pieces of the gun began to levitate in the air as they seemed to reform back together for a moment, before separating them again, letting the pieces fall to the floor
// you see it’s funny because both are from the future but not the same future because wibbly wobbly timey wimey
July 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
// you see it’s funny because both are from the future but not the same future because wibbly wobbly timey wimey
…You see, if you got it you would get it. But you don’t.
…Anyways thanks for the gun.
…Anyways thanks for the gun.
... Right.
Ha. Trust me. I do. It’s just people of the modern day haven’t caught up to my wit yet.
July 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
…You see, if you got it you would get it. But you don’t.
…Anyways thanks for the gun.
…Anyways thanks for the gun.
Ha. Trust me. I do. It’s just people of the modern day haven’t caught up to my wit yet.
You have no sense of humor, you know that?
From my perspective, you’re the random creep. And I don’t think I’d sleep well if I found out you blew your brains out…
July 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ha. Trust me. I do. It’s just people of the modern day haven’t caught up to my wit yet.
From my perspective, you’re the random creep. And I don’t think I’d sleep well if I found out you blew your brains out…
I'm not leaving a gun with some random creep.
You can do that. Once you leave the gun on the floor.
July 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
From my perspective, you’re the random creep. And I don’t think I’d sleep well if I found out you blew your brains out…
You can do that. Once you leave the gun on the floor.
I'm walking away now.
Well, in all honesty you aren’t proving that fact wrong. I’ve met a lot of morons. Had a moron brother, so I sort of know how they act.
July 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
You can do that. Once you leave the gun on the floor.
Well, in all honesty you aren’t proving that fact wrong. I’ve met a lot of morons. Had a moron brother, so I sort of know how they act.
You must think I'm a fucking moron.
Oh wow. Brilliant comeback. Now how about this? You hand me the gun and I’ll give it right back to you later. Maybe even get you a free burger. What do you say?
July 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Well, in all honesty you aren’t proving that fact wrong. I’ve met a lot of morons. Had a moron brother, so I sort of know how they act.
Oh wow. Brilliant comeback. Now how about this? You hand me the gun and I’ll give it right back to you later. Maybe even get you a free burger. What do you say?
How about fuck you?
I could say same about you.
You seem a little intoxicated and you want to play a game where you could seriously hurt yourself.
I’m a diner owner who’s constantly struggling to raise a pair of twins.
So how about you play nice?
You seem a little intoxicated and you want to play a game where you could seriously hurt yourself.
I’m a diner owner who’s constantly struggling to raise a pair of twins.
So how about you play nice?
July 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Oh wow. Brilliant comeback. Now how about this? You hand me the gun and I’ll give it right back to you later. Maybe even get you a free burger. What do you say?
I could say same about you.
You seem a little intoxicated and you want to play a game where you could seriously hurt yourself.
I’m a diner owner who’s constantly struggling to raise a pair of twins.
So how about you play nice?
You seem a little intoxicated and you want to play a game where you could seriously hurt yourself.
I’m a diner owner who’s constantly struggling to raise a pair of twins.
So how about you play nice?
And I'm supposed to trust some random guy with a deadly weapon?
Yeah, no.
Yeah, no.
Now that’s incredibly stupid of you. Gonna have to ask you to hand it over.
July 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I could say same about you.
You seem a little intoxicated and you want to play a game where you could seriously hurt yourself.
I’m a diner owner who’s constantly struggling to raise a pair of twins.
So how about you play nice?
You seem a little intoxicated and you want to play a game where you could seriously hurt yourself.
I’m a diner owner who’s constantly struggling to raise a pair of twins.
So how about you play nice?
Now that’s incredibly stupid of you. Gonna have to ask you to hand it over.
I was thinking of playing Russian Roulette with it, actually.~
Fair enough. As long as you don’t misuse it yourself. And as long as they don’t find you. Trust me. They can be a real pain in the ass.
July 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Now that’s incredibly stupid of you. Gonna have to ask you to hand it over.
Fair enough. As long as you don’t misuse it yourself. And as long as they don’t find you. Trust me. They can be a real pain in the ass.
He was misusing it. So now it's mine.
…Risky move, doing that.
July 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Fair enough. As long as you don’t misuse it yourself. And as long as they don’t find you. Trust me. They can be a real pain in the ass.
…Risky move, doing that.
July 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
…Risky move, doing that.
Snorts
Yeah. Okay. You started the trend.
Yeah. Okay. You started the trend.
July 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Snorts
Yeah. Okay. You started the trend.
Yeah. Okay. You started the trend.
You have no idea.
…wait daughter…is this one of those future kid things? How long has this been a trend?
June 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
You have no idea.