Jacob Chattman & the Borzois of Mantis Manor
@esperborzoi.bsky.social
OG Vine, daytime screenwriter, creator of daily dog videos, memes, and other musings.
She’s “friendly”
April 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
She’s “friendly”
Sup
March 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Sup
WEIRD BANANA FACTS: they are berries, they grown on a large PLANT not a tree, they are slightly radioactive because of potassium-40 isotope, and The bananas we eat today, Cavendish, are different from pre-1960s bananas, Gros Michel.
March 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
WEIRD BANANA FACTS: they are berries, they grown on a large PLANT not a tree, they are slightly radioactive because of potassium-40 isotope, and The bananas we eat today, Cavendish, are different from pre-1960s bananas, Gros Michel.
Cabbage elf
March 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Cabbage elf
How you feeling
March 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
How you feeling
“And boil up some roughage of the nighttttt,” the creature finished with a flourish, its long delicate fingers dancing off the ivory with milky keys.
March 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“And boil up some roughage of the nighttttt,” the creature finished with a flourish, its long delicate fingers dancing off the ivory with milky keys.
I really hope @netflix.com considers Sabin and Ora for the live-action My Hero Academia.
March 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I really hope @netflix.com considers Sabin and Ora for the live-action My Hero Academia.
A tale of stolen beta carotene in 4 parts
March 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A tale of stolen beta carotene in 4 parts
-Boyhood(album) by Birth Day
-NOBS recorded by Pink Floyd
-Borzoi Heads, c.1905 Maud Earl
-A Borzo by a Chair, c.1900s Saint George Hare
-Ben- borzoi who was ALMOST on the titanic
-Blertai du Zwaenhoek, 1925
-Brother and Marilyn Monroe, 1958
-Shannon Doherty on a pile of noodles, 1993
-Concorde
-NOBS recorded by Pink Floyd
-Borzoi Heads, c.1905 Maud Earl
-A Borzo by a Chair, c.1900s Saint George Hare
-Ben- borzoi who was ALMOST on the titanic
-Blertai du Zwaenhoek, 1925
-Brother and Marilyn Monroe, 1958
-Shannon Doherty on a pile of noodles, 1993
-Concorde
March 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
-Boyhood(album) by Birth Day
-NOBS recorded by Pink Floyd
-Borzoi Heads, c.1905 Maud Earl
-A Borzo by a Chair, c.1900s Saint George Hare
-Ben- borzoi who was ALMOST on the titanic
-Blertai du Zwaenhoek, 1925
-Brother and Marilyn Monroe, 1958
-Shannon Doherty on a pile of noodles, 1993
-Concorde
-NOBS recorded by Pink Floyd
-Borzoi Heads, c.1905 Maud Earl
-A Borzo by a Chair, c.1900s Saint George Hare
-Ben- borzoi who was ALMOST on the titanic
-Blertai du Zwaenhoek, 1925
-Brother and Marilyn Monroe, 1958
-Shannon Doherty on a pile of noodles, 1993
-Concorde
I mean f***, I like dogs, I like walks
I like givin treats, I like snoots, I like to bark
I like day-sleepin' and day zoomies and frito toe beans
I like doin' frito to bean s***, snort it, probably would (yeah)
I like givin treats, I like snoots, I like to bark
I like day-sleepin' and day zoomies and frito toe beans
I like doin' frito to bean s***, snort it, probably would (yeah)
February 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I mean f***, I like dogs, I like walks
I like givin treats, I like snoots, I like to bark
I like day-sleepin' and day zoomies and frito toe beans
I like doin' frito to bean s***, snort it, probably would (yeah)
I like givin treats, I like snoots, I like to bark
I like day-sleepin' and day zoomies and frito toe beans
I like doin' frito to bean s***, snort it, probably would (yeah)
It’s all so long
February 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It’s all so long
My wife never told me her hobbies before we got married, she was a Trojan Horse Girl
February 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My wife never told me her hobbies before we got married, she was a Trojan Horse Girl
Your Baba loves you but you need to wash out your usable bags
February 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Your Baba loves you but you need to wash out your usable bags
This is very important
February 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This is very important
Live look at me reading the news
February 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Live look at me reading the news
Sabin continues his exponential growth and I’m thinking about training him how to clean the gutters- Far safer when you don’t need a ladder and your face is a pressure washer.
February 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Sabin continues his exponential growth and I’m thinking about training him how to clean the gutters- Far safer when you don’t need a ladder and your face is a pressure washer.
5 out of the last 20 V-Day’s I’ve had violent diarrhea usually paired with projectile vomitus. 25% chance I’m gonna pop outta both ends today like those culvert cleaning videos.
February 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
5 out of the last 20 V-Day’s I’ve had violent diarrhea usually paired with projectile vomitus. 25% chance I’m gonna pop outta both ends today like those culvert cleaning videos.
Anyone know how to perform the Ritual of Chüd?
February 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Anyone know how to perform the Ritual of Chüd?
HAND OVER THE SNACKY NICE AND SLOW!
February 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
HAND OVER THE SNACKY NICE AND SLOW!
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The Eternal reality consuming worm that dwells within the consciousness of man
February 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The Eternal reality consuming worm that dwells within the consciousness of man
This is a BORZSCHACH test, tell the good doctor what you see…
February 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is a BORZSCHACH test, tell the good doctor what you see…
I tried to take a picture of Ora jumping the wall but I was on the draw… 😂😂😂😂😂
February 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I tried to take a picture of Ora jumping the wall but I was on the draw… 😂😂😂😂😂
