Shay
@esemgipi.bsky.social
i need the CIA to stop putting beautiful babes in my phone
August 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
i need the CIA to stop putting beautiful babes in my phone
might do ffs just to get that gofundme bag
August 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
might do ffs just to get that gofundme bag
*travels back to 10th century England
king æthelstan? yeah i loved preachers daughter too bro
king æthelstan? yeah i loved preachers daughter too bro
August 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
*travels back to 10th century England
king æthelstan? yeah i loved preachers daughter too bro
king æthelstan? yeah i loved preachers daughter too bro
He delivered me from evil 🤭
August 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
He delivered me from evil 🤭
hells angels fly drones now
August 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
hells angels fly drones now
sometimes when i’m alone in the house i like to walk around like an early hominid
August 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
sometimes when i’m alone in the house i like to walk around like an early hominid
cuz shrimps like us, baby we were born to scamp
August 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
cuz shrimps like us, baby we were born to scamp
video games are a dog puzzle
July 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
video games are a dog puzzle
the cuomontang have fled the mainland under pursuit of comrade maomdani etc
June 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
the cuomontang have fled the mainland under pursuit of comrade maomdani etc
monogamy is a recession indicator
June 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
monogamy is a recession indicator
people come off the toilet talking about “i was fighting for my life in there”
i fought for honor
i fought for honor
June 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
people come off the toilet talking about “i was fighting for my life in there”
i fought for honor
i fought for honor
what will koreans not turn into a sauce
June 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
what will koreans not turn into a sauce
i like when cousin rain comes to visit
May 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i like when cousin rain comes to visit
got in trouble for not being sufficiently leninist today
May 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
got in trouble for not being sufficiently leninist today
baby girl/how to train your dragon double feature
May 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
baby girl/how to train your dragon double feature
october is such a time of year. august is not a very time of year
May 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
october is such a time of year. august is not a very time of year
can’t wait to get home and Pick my Skin
April 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
can’t wait to get home and Pick my Skin
i do not feel a spiritual connection to my social security number
March 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
i do not feel a spiritual connection to my social security number
i will NOT donate my volvo to hamas
March 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i will NOT donate my volvo to hamas
i need a wife who’s a chaser
March 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i need a wife who’s a chaser
bumping my own shit in the communist library
March 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
bumping my own shit in the communist library
happy march! finally i can stop washing my legs.
March 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
happy march! finally i can stop washing my legs.