Eric Schmitz
@eschmitz.bsky.social
Getting ahead of it: the best Thanksgiving movie is SON IN LAW (1993).
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Getting ahead of it: the best Thanksgiving movie is SON IN LAW (1993).
Spent my halftime booking a trip to see ANTARCTIGO VESPUCCI in BROOKLYN NEW YORK BABY
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Spent my halftime booking a trip to see ANTARCTIGO VESPUCCI in BROOKLYN NEW YORK BABY
Per Futbology the answer is 58 and it might be either Kirani James in Grenada because vibes or Arena das Dunas because obv
WAIT
Stop doomscrolling and answer this fun question
How many soccer stadiums have you been to and whats your favorite one?
Stop doomscrolling and answer this fun question
How many soccer stadiums have you been to and whats your favorite one?
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Per Futbology the answer is 58 and it might be either Kirani James in Grenada because vibes or Arena das Dunas because obv
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In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
Sanford grandfather, born in refugee camp, nabbed by ICE after 70 years in U.S.
Paul Bojerski never gained official residency, but he checked in regularly with ICE for years. Then in July, at age 79, he was detained and sent to Alligator Alcatraz.
www.orlandosentinel.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
“KODAK!” I scream as I watch from my hotel room in Stockholm
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
“KODAK!” I scream as I watch from my hotel room in Stockholm
In London with no plans so yes, of course, I bought the £3 resale ticket to go see Five at the O2
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
In London with no plans so yes, of course, I bought the £3 resale ticket to go see Five at the O2
At Bromley-AFC Wimbledon match and there’s a eight year old standing next to me that just said to his brother “if anything kicks off, I’m jumping on the pitch”
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
At Bromley-AFC Wimbledon match and there’s a eight year old standing next to me that just said to his brother “if anything kicks off, I’m jumping on the pitch”
If anyone catches me calling soccer “footy” at any point in the future please do me a favor and kick my ass
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
If anyone catches me calling soccer “footy” at any point in the future please do me a favor and kick my ass
There’s a special place in hell for people that sign off on emails with “Best,”
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
There’s a special place in hell for people that sign off on emails with “Best,”
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Imagine being under this much stress and your son still won’t let you crank one out
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Imagine being under this much stress and your son still won’t let you crank one out
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15-2 starts now
October 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
15-2 starts now
So I’m in TN-07 and the special election is in a month. Would need a 10 point swing from the recent elections to flip it. In primaries, R primary had about 6,000 more votes than D primary (37k-31k) but would people do a better job turning out for the big game away from Election Day? God I hope so
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
So I’m in TN-07 and the special election is in a month. Would need a 10 point swing from the recent elections to flip it. In primaries, R primary had about 6,000 more votes than D primary (37k-31k) but would people do a better job turning out for the big game away from Election Day? God I hope so
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sorry we’re not losing the country forever to these pussies
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
sorry we’re not losing the country forever to these pussies
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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How can I get a candidate in my area that will help us get rid of a million of the worst people who live here in the process because I'm ready to sign up. I won't even block your fund raising texts.
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers are prepared to bolt from the Big Apple if socialist candidate Zohran Mamdani wins Tuesday's mayoral race — potentially setting the stage for the largest population flight in US history, a new poll warns.
nypost.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
How can I get a candidate in my area that will help us get rid of a million of the worst people who live here in the process because I'm ready to sign up. I won't even block your fund raising texts.
Have considered deleting Facebook but would never do it because I would lose all the records of me being right about Trent Edwards
October 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Have considered deleting Facebook but would never do it because I would lose all the records of me being right about Trent Edwards
Fuckin’ P.O.D. in the house y’all
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Fuckin’ P.O.D. in the house y’all
Left aghast as “Evacuate The Dance Floor” comes on at @benmathewson.bsky.social’s wedding and he is nowhere to be found
October 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Left aghast as “Evacuate The Dance Floor” comes on at @benmathewson.bsky.social’s wedding and he is nowhere to be found
THEY DID IT AGAIN 🐝
While the world burns and reality slips away there is still one reassuring constant: Watford firing their manager
🏴⚽🏆 #Watford sack #Cleverley after slump
Tom Cleverley has been sacked by Watford after just five wins in 2025 saw them finish 14th in the Championship. Once close to the play-offs, one win in seven ended hopes. He’s the club’s 10th managerial casualty in five years.
Tom Cleverley has been sacked by Watford after just five wins in 2025 saw them finish 14th in the Championship. Once close to the play-offs, one win in seven ended hopes. He’s the club’s 10th managerial casualty in five years.
October 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
THEY DID IT AGAIN 🐝
My current Top 5 Lawrence Arms songs
Last, Last Words
Hey, What Time Is “Pensacola: Wings of Gold” on Anyway?
Seventeener (17th and 37th)
Are You There Margaret? It’s Me, God
100 Resolutions
Last, Last Words
Hey, What Time Is “Pensacola: Wings of Gold” on Anyway?
Seventeener (17th and 37th)
Are You There Margaret? It’s Me, God
100 Resolutions
October 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
My current Top 5 Lawrence Arms songs
Last, Last Words
Hey, What Time Is “Pensacola: Wings of Gold” on Anyway?
Seventeener (17th and 37th)
Are You There Margaret? It’s Me, God
100 Resolutions
Last, Last Words
Hey, What Time Is “Pensacola: Wings of Gold” on Anyway?
Seventeener (17th and 37th)
Are You There Margaret? It’s Me, God
100 Resolutions
The audacity and arrogance, they earned the L here. Song’s washed
They’re playing Mr. Brightside when we’re tied. We’re fucked.
October 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The audacity and arrogance, they earned the L here. Song’s washed
These uniforms are bad vibes
October 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
These uniforms are bad vibes
Kind of annoying that the discussion is so much about this play but I’ll say it: refs don’t call fouls on corners *enough*
It’s a disservice to soccer that clear fouls are ignored every time a ball is kicked from the corner.
Don’t want to give up a pen? Then maybe don’t tackle the guy!
It’s a disservice to soccer that clear fouls are ignored every time a ball is kicked from the corner.
Don’t want to give up a pen? Then maybe don’t tackle the guy!
The penalty call that led to Nashville SC's game-winner in the
#USOC2025 final.
Soft? Not for me - Pereira's clearly got both arms around him, the ball was delivered to that very area... and referee Tori Penso had JUST stepped in seconds before to warn the players to clean it up.
Listen to refs!
#USOC2025 final.
Soft? Not for me - Pereira's clearly got both arms around him, the ball was delivered to that very area... and referee Tori Penso had JUST stepped in seconds before to warn the players to clean it up.
Listen to refs!
October 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Kind of annoying that the discussion is so much about this play but I’ll say it: refs don’t call fouls on corners *enough*
It’s a disservice to soccer that clear fouls are ignored every time a ball is kicked from the corner.
Don’t want to give up a pen? Then maybe don’t tackle the guy!
It’s a disservice to soccer that clear fouls are ignored every time a ball is kicked from the corner.
Don’t want to give up a pen? Then maybe don’t tackle the guy!