What are YOUR Eurovision Faves up to?
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(format - 'contestant' has just 'done what' 'to who' 'during' 'location' 'whilst')
(format - 'contestant' has just 'done what' 'to who' 'during' 'location' 'whilst')
Claude has assisinated the President of Latvia - Lola Loud and became an exorcist in Stockholm whilst chasing suspicious minions dressed as crewmates!
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Claude has assisinated the President of Latvia - Lola Loud and became an exorcist in Stockholm whilst chasing suspicious minions dressed as crewmates!
Laura Thorn has accidentally built a shelf and then purposefully threw it onto Bugs Bunny while watching a film in Portugal whilst commiting voter fraud!
January 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Laura Thorn has accidentally built a shelf and then purposefully threw it onto Bugs Bunny while watching a film in Portugal whilst commiting voter fraud!
The Rasmus has accidentally restarted the soviet union by sacrificing Monika Liu on twitter in Spain whilst drug dealing!
January 7, 2026 at 12:11 PM
The Rasmus has accidentally restarted the soviet union by sacrificing Monika Liu on twitter in Spain whilst drug dealing!
Rambo Amadeus has been arrested along with 5MIINUST while watching a film in London whilst listening to 'Hadje Da Ludujemo'!
January 7, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Rambo Amadeus has been arrested along with 5MIINUST while watching a film in London whilst listening to 'Hadje Da Ludujemo'!
BESA has has won Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up, beating Klavdia and Kaarija in Nicke's bluesky account whilst committing an act of identity theft!
January 7, 2026 at 8:11 AM
BESA has has won Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up, beating Klavdia and Kaarija in Nicke's bluesky account whilst committing an act of identity theft!
Rosa Linn has accidentally built a shelf and then purposefully threw it onto Olly Alexander has become the 5th member of Dolly Style Lumo's dungeon whilst attending a furry convention!
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Rosa Linn has accidentally built a shelf and then purposefully threw it onto Olly Alexander has become the 5th member of Dolly Style Lumo's dungeon whilst attending a furry convention!
Gustaph has given a gift of water and a toaster to Karol G and JJ in Floptropica whilst destroying years of progress into disease research!
January 7, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Gustaph has given a gift of water and a toaster to Karol G and JJ in Floptropica whilst destroying years of progress into disease research!
Vladana has has won Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up, beating Blanca Paloma and spontaneously combusted in France whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!
January 7, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Vladana has has won Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up, beating Blanca Paloma and spontaneously combusted in France whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!
JJ has yass-ified Joost Klein and took over the Drag Queen HQ whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
January 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
JJ has yass-ified Joost Klein and took over the Drag Queen HQ whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
Dons has been caught shoving cows off cliffs with Erika Vikman while meditating in Nicke's bluesky account whilst destroying years of progress into disease research!
January 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Dons has been caught shoving cows off cliffs with Erika Vikman while meditating in Nicke's bluesky account whilst destroying years of progress into disease research!
Parg has sharted with Bugs Bunny and summoned Joseph Stalin in Spain whilst committing an act of identity theft!
January 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Parg has sharted with Bugs Bunny and summoned Joseph Stalin in Spain whilst committing an act of identity theft!
Iru has kicked Bugs Bunny and started a huge forest fire in the forests of Spain whilst carrying salmon suspiciously!
January 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Iru has kicked Bugs Bunny and started a huge forest fire in the forests of Spain whilst carrying salmon suspiciously!
La Zarra has flayed Cornelia Jakobs and deep fried diffrent stuff in Ukraine whilst enforcing everybody to do the "foot lettuce" meme!
January 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
La Zarra has flayed Cornelia Jakobs and deep fried diffrent stuff in Ukraine whilst enforcing everybody to do the "foot lettuce" meme!
Tommy Cash has chased Kristina and uploaded it to r/funny in the "horny jail" whilst battling an imaginary situation possible!
January 6, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Tommy Cash has chased Kristina and uploaded it to r/funny in the "horny jail" whilst battling an imaginary situation possible!
Theodor Andrei has out-slayed Teya Dora in Paris whilst nuking San Marino!
January 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Theodor Andrei has out-slayed Teya Dora in Paris whilst nuking San Marino!
5MIINUST has jumped off a cliff to try to impress Tommy Cash and got married Lumo's dungeon whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
January 6, 2026 at 10:13 AM
5MIINUST has jumped off a cliff to try to impress Tommy Cash and got married Lumo's dungeon whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
Laura Thorn has has won Melodifestivalen, beating Ronela and recieved an exorcism in Sealand whilst nuking San Marino!
January 6, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Laura Thorn has has won Melodifestivalen, beating Ronela and recieved an exorcism in Sealand whilst nuking San Marino!
Alexander Rybak has yass-ified Dilja and yassi-fied The Soviet Union whilst plotting an arson attack!
January 6, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Alexander Rybak has yass-ified Dilja and yassi-fied The Soviet Union whilst plotting an arson attack!
Kaarija has assisinated the President of Latvia - Mae Muller has bought 11 million milkshakes in Valentina Monetta’s backyard whilst listening to 'The Code'!
January 6, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Kaarija has assisinated the President of Latvia - Mae Muller has bought 11 million milkshakes in Valentina Monetta’s backyard whilst listening to 'The Code'!
Iru has become the president of Finland with Zoë Më during a visit to Lithuania whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
January 6, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Iru has become the president of Finland with Zoë Më during a visit to Lithuania whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
Snoopy has prevented maximum fraud in the national finals for Lolanda while watching a film in Nicke's bluesky account whilst drug dealing!
January 6, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Snoopy has prevented maximum fraud in the national finals for Lolanda while watching a film in Nicke's bluesky account whilst drug dealing!
Mae Muller has created a loophole to escape prison together with Salena and JJ in Bosnia and Herzegovina whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
January 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Mae Muller has created a loophole to escape prison together with Salena and JJ in Bosnia and Herzegovina whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
Lucio Corsi has killed the president of the United States with Bambie Thug and Loreen in jail whilst committing an act of identity theft!
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Lucio Corsi has killed the president of the United States with Bambie Thug and Loreen in jail whilst committing an act of identity theft!
Thomas G:Son has accidentally burst out laughing at Tiffany on twitter in Portugal whilst winning the ESC250 vote!
January 5, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Thomas G:Son has accidentally burst out laughing at Tiffany on twitter in Portugal whilst winning the ESC250 vote!
Alyona Alyona has jumped onto Stitch and yassi-fied Valentina Monetta’s backyard whilst dancing to 'HOT TO GO!'!
January 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Alyona Alyona has jumped onto Stitch and yassi-fied Valentina Monetta’s backyard whilst dancing to 'HOT TO GO!'!