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(format - 'contestant' has just 'done what' 'to who' 'during' 'location' 'whilst')
(format - 'contestant' has just 'done what' 'to who' 'during' 'location' 'whilst')
Rosa Linn has fallen out of love with Mae Muller during a visit to the "horny jail" whilst winning the ESC250 vote!
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Rosa Linn has fallen out of love with Mae Muller during a visit to the "horny jail" whilst winning the ESC250 vote!
Joost Klein has given a gift of water and a toaster to Konstrakta and took over Birmingham whilst drink-driving!
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Joost Klein has given a gift of water and a toaster to Konstrakta and took over Birmingham whilst drink-driving!
Angelina Mango has out-slayed JJ and summoned demons in Ukraine whilst getting Sammarinese citizenship!
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Angelina Mango has out-slayed JJ and summoned demons in Ukraine whilst getting Sammarinese citizenship!
Perrito has bullied Alessandra and then dropkicked a cat in r/eurovision land whilst attending a furry convention!
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Perrito has bullied Alessandra and then dropkicked a cat in r/eurovision land whilst attending a furry convention!
Martin Osterdahl has stabbed Conchita Wurst and Tajci in Yugoslavia whilst winning the ESC250 vote!
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Martin Osterdahl has stabbed Conchita Wurst and Tajci in Yugoslavia whilst winning the ESC250 vote!
Snoopy has killed Angelina Mango and got many lawsuits Latvia whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Snoopy has killed Angelina Mango and got many lawsuits Latvia whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
Nick Wilde has somehow summoned Death Wolf to kill Marina Satti on Roblox in the Drag Queen HQ whilst committing an act of fraud!
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Nick Wilde has somehow summoned Death Wolf to kill Marina Satti on Roblox in the Drag Queen HQ whilst committing an act of fraud!
Hera Bjork has created a loophole to escape prison together with Claude on twitter in Baku whilst trowing Tiffany into the atmosphere!
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hera Bjork has created a loophole to escape prison together with Claude on twitter in Baku whilst trowing Tiffany into the atmosphere!
Tudor Bumbac has accidentally built a shelf and then purposefully threw it onto Jack Horner has bought 11 million milkshakes in Lithuania whilst destroying years of progress into disease research!
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Tudor Bumbac has accidentally built a shelf and then purposefully threw it onto Jack Horner has bought 11 million milkshakes in Lithuania whilst destroying years of progress into disease research!
Perrito has killed the president of the United States with Damino David has bought 11 million milkshakes in Poland whilst dancing to 'HOT TO GO!'!
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Perrito has killed the president of the United States with Damino David has bought 11 million milkshakes in Poland whilst dancing to 'HOT TO GO!'!
Angelina Mango has prevented maximum fraud in the national finals for Erika Vikman and threw a brick at a window in Floptropica whilst enforcing everybody to do the "foot lettuce" meme!
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Angelina Mango has prevented maximum fraud in the national finals for Erika Vikman and threw a brick at a window in Floptropica whilst enforcing everybody to do the "foot lettuce" meme!
Conchita Wurst has has won Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up, beating Tai Lung and started a huge forest fire in the forests of Vatican City whilst committing an act of regicide!
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Conchita Wurst has has won Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up, beating Tai Lung and started a huge forest fire in the forests of Vatican City whilst committing an act of regicide!
Dilja has has been offended by Felix the Cat and got married Birmingham whilst nuking San Marino!
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Dilja has has been offended by Felix the Cat and got married Birmingham whilst nuking San Marino!
Lucio Corsi has fallen out of love with Monika Linkyte and yassi-fied Nicke's bluesky account whilst getting Sammarinese citizenship!
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Lucio Corsi has fallen out of love with Monika Linkyte and yassi-fied Nicke's bluesky account whilst getting Sammarinese citizenship!
Amanda Tenfjord has become the fascist leader of Vladana has become the 5th member of Dolly Style Baku whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Amanda Tenfjord has become the fascist leader of Vladana has become the 5th member of Dolly Style Baku whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
Klavdia has given a gift of water and a toaster to Hera Bjork and summoned Joseph Stalin in Stockholm whilst carrying salmon suspiciously!
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Klavdia has given a gift of water and a toaster to Hera Bjork and summoned Joseph Stalin in Stockholm whilst carrying salmon suspiciously!
Lena has has won Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up, beating Rosa Linn and threw a brick at a window in North Korea whilst trowing Tiffany into the atmosphere!
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Lena has has won Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up, beating Rosa Linn and threw a brick at a window in North Korea whilst trowing Tiffany into the atmosphere!
Nemo has accidentally thrown 293 lemons at 5MIINUST and has been exiled from Malta whilst selling t-shirts on top of the roof!
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Nemo has accidentally thrown 293 lemons at 5MIINUST and has been exiled from Malta whilst selling t-shirts on top of the roof!
Amanda Tenfjord has set fire to Angelina Mango and Honest Vocal Coach in North Korea whilst commiting voter fraud!
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Amanda Tenfjord has set fire to Angelina Mango and Honest Vocal Coach in North Korea whilst commiting voter fraud!
Duncan Lawrence has had a deadly curse put on them by Brooke has become the 5th member of Dolly Style the "horny jail" whilst attending a gaming convention!
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Duncan Lawrence has had a deadly curse put on them by Brooke has become the 5th member of Dolly Style the "horny jail" whilst attending a gaming convention!
Claude has out-slayed Kyle Alessandro during a visit to Bosnia and Herzegovina whilst releasing a deadly disease that could wipe out 50% of human population!
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Claude has out-slayed Kyle Alessandro during a visit to Bosnia and Herzegovina whilst releasing a deadly disease that could wipe out 50% of human population!
Brooke has sharted with Klavdia and deep fried diffrent stuff in Cyprus whilst committing an act of identity theft!
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Brooke has sharted with Klavdia and deep fried diffrent stuff in Cyprus whilst committing an act of identity theft!
Thomas G:Son has sucker-punched Brooke has turned into a werewolf Latvia whilst attending the cursed drag queen birthday party!
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Thomas G:Son has sucker-punched Brooke has turned into a werewolf Latvia whilst attending the cursed drag queen birthday party!
Bambie Thug has has been offended by Conchita Wurst while watching a film in Warsaw whilst dancing to 'HOT TO GO!'!
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Bambie Thug has has been offended by Conchita Wurst while watching a film in Warsaw whilst dancing to 'HOT TO GO!'!
Brotherhood of Man has created a loophole to escape prison together with Martin Osterdahl and JJ in r/eurovision land whilst chasing suspicious minions dressed as crewmates!
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Brotherhood of Man has created a loophole to escape prison together with Martin Osterdahl and JJ in r/eurovision land whilst chasing suspicious minions dressed as crewmates!