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daily content of the fanfic escapade by @/dolce_piccante on ao3
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· Jan 3
Louis studied the card for Jack McQueen, Personal Consultant.
“What a waste of that bum.”
May 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“What a waste of that bum.”
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Louis studied the card for Jack McQueen, Personal Consultant.
January 3, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Louis studied the card for Jack McQueen, Personal Consultant.
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“I fuck old men for a living. Of course I golf.”
January 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
“I fuck old men for a living. Of course I golf.”
“So many questions,” Jack purred, his eyes dancing with light. “Are you sure you work here and are not undercover for The Sun? Sorry, love, I don’t kiss and tell.”
May 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
“So many questions,” Jack purred, his eyes dancing with light. “Are you sure you work here and are not undercover for The Sun? Sorry, love, I don’t kiss and tell.”
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reminder: mum sleeps with the windows open. the woman who birthed you just heard you ask harry to come on your face. sweet dreams :)))
January 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
reminder: mum sleeps with the windows open. the woman who birthed you just heard you ask harry to come on your face. sweet dreams :)))
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The water was a perfect neon blue-green.
January 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The water was a perfect neon blue-green.
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"Fucking finally, Lou. Been dying here.”
January 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"Fucking finally, Lou. Been dying here.”
“Told you you’d be humping my legs."
“I’m not humping your legs.”
“You can, if you’d like.”
“I’m not humping your legs.”
“You can, if you’d like.”
March 6, 2025 at 10:05 AM
“Told you you’d be humping my legs."
“I’m not humping your legs.”
“You can, if you’d like.”
“I’m not humping your legs.”
“You can, if you’d like.”
Four hours, one nap, five dips in the water, and one massive sand castle with Maggie later, Louis had grown used to Harry massaging coconutty oil on him each time they dried off.
March 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Four hours, one nap, five dips in the water, and one massive sand castle with Maggie later, Louis had grown used to Harry massaging coconutty oil on him each time they dried off.
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Jack McQueen is that you?
February 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Jack McQueen is that you?
“Right,” Louis said, sounding strained. “It’s…” His half lidded eyes landed on Jack’s lips. “It’s good...”
February 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
“Right,” Louis said, sounding strained. “It’s…” His half lidded eyes landed on Jack’s lips. “It’s good...”
“Be good for Daddy,” Jack whispered, placing George in Louis’ arms. He smirked and slowly batted his lashes, their toes touching. “Right, Daddy?”
February 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
“Be good for Daddy,” Jack whispered, placing George in Louis’ arms. He smirked and slowly batted his lashes, their toes touching. “Right, Daddy?”
“Mmm,” Jack tilted his head and approached from another angle, their lips brushing, “pull my hair again.”
February 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
“Mmm,” Jack tilted his head and approached from another angle, their lips brushing, “pull my hair again.”
“He’s fine, love. When Hazzy and I were beating your mum at Ziall-ympics, he must have accidentally bumped his neck. No worries.”
February 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
“He’s fine, love. When Hazzy and I were beating your mum at Ziall-ympics, he must have accidentally bumped his neck. No worries.”
“Do you want my pretty mouth?” Harry whispered, his consonants fuzzy.
February 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
“Do you want my pretty mouth?” Harry whispered, his consonants fuzzy.
"Perfect ten, baby," Harry laughed, slightly out of breath.
February 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
"Perfect ten, baby," Harry laughed, slightly out of breath.
“I’m not cuddly,” Louis scoffed, a laugh hidden in his voice. “I'm simply trying to instill team spirit.”
February 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
“I’m not cuddly,” Louis scoffed, a laugh hidden in his voice. “I'm simply trying to instill team spirit.”
"This is Sir George Harrison Tomlinson the First, otherwise known as Georgie.”
February 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"This is Sir George Harrison Tomlinson the First, otherwise known as Georgie.”
“I’m Jack. Jack McQueen.”
February 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
“I’m Jack. Jack McQueen.”
"Jerking off together probably tired us out, as well."
February 4, 2025 at 9:09 AM
"Jerking off together probably tired us out, as well."
“I rather enjoy your legs, so it was my pleasure.”
February 4, 2025 at 9:09 AM
“I rather enjoy your legs, so it was my pleasure.”
“Your knowledge of useless rubbish has finally paid off,” Louis said, both jogging to the final station.
February 4, 2025 at 9:09 AM
“Your knowledge of useless rubbish has finally paid off,” Louis said, both jogging to the final station.
“You don’t know what you like or you don’t know why you put pants on?”
January 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
“You don’t know what you like or you don’t know why you put pants on?”