Escai
@escaisito.bsky.social
ENG/ESP | Vocaloid | Chronic retweeter of art | Overall flustered
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My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.
February 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.
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in 20 years we'll still have old guys doing this but instead of chess it'll be Melee
May 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
in 20 years we'll still have old guys doing this but instead of chess it'll be Melee
I've decided it'll be a quartet, but there may be more magical people out there besides the girls and their moms. I'd love to have a magical boy out there, cute dress and everything, perhaps as an allegory to transexuality (though that's way above my pay grade, but we'll see).
Ok, picture this:
3-5 magical girls, who are very inexperienced, have to save the city constantly. They suck at it. Can barely handle basic monsters. But whenever a big one strikes and they need help, one of their moms, who are veteran magical girls, shows up and demolishes the threat.
3-5 magical girls, who are very inexperienced, have to save the city constantly. They suck at it. Can barely handle basic monsters. But whenever a big one strikes and they need help, one of their moms, who are veteran magical girls, shows up and demolishes the threat.
February 1, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I've decided it'll be a quartet, but there may be more magical people out there besides the girls and their moms. I'd love to have a magical boy out there, cute dress and everything, perhaps as an allegory to transexuality (though that's way above my pay grade, but we'll see).
Ok, picture this:
3-5 magical girls, who are very inexperienced, have to save the city constantly. They suck at it. Can barely handle basic monsters. But whenever a big one strikes and they need help, one of their moms, who are veteran magical girls, shows up and demolishes the threat.
3-5 magical girls, who are very inexperienced, have to save the city constantly. They suck at it. Can barely handle basic monsters. But whenever a big one strikes and they need help, one of their moms, who are veteran magical girls, shows up and demolishes the threat.
February 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Ok, picture this:
3-5 magical girls, who are very inexperienced, have to save the city constantly. They suck at it. Can barely handle basic monsters. But whenever a big one strikes and they need help, one of their moms, who are veteran magical girls, shows up and demolishes the threat.
3-5 magical girls, who are very inexperienced, have to save the city constantly. They suck at it. Can barely handle basic monsters. But whenever a big one strikes and they need help, one of their moms, who are veteran magical girls, shows up and demolishes the threat.
My future new boss is an old lady. I've stated this before. I was wondering why she's into AI religious music, and today I found out she's chrstian.
To us mexicans, christians are what catholics are to americans: loud and annoying religious people who are weird about Jesus.
To us mexicans, christians are what catholics are to americans: loud and annoying religious people who are weird about Jesus.
January 30, 2026 at 6:47 PM
My future new boss is an old lady. I've stated this before. I was wondering why she's into AI religious music, and today I found out she's chrstian.
To us mexicans, christians are what catholics are to americans: loud and annoying religious people who are weird about Jesus.
To us mexicans, christians are what catholics are to americans: loud and annoying religious people who are weird about Jesus.
We regret to inform you that mi vieja w
January 30, 2026 at 5:59 AM
We regret to inform you that mi vieja w
Guy who doesn't know about Genshin but knows about Commedia dell'arte after reading that:
January 29, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Guy who doesn't know about Genshin but knows about Commedia dell'arte after reading that:
Ok listen, I saw a couple images of Columbina and Sandrone kissing passionately and it altered my entire brain chemistry. I'm having the awakening to yuri my internal lesbian missed out on back in my teens. Let her have her moment.
January 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Ok listen, I saw a couple images of Columbina and Sandrone kissing passionately and it altered my entire brain chemistry. I'm having the awakening to yuri my internal lesbian missed out on back in my teens. Let her have her moment.
After thoughtful deliberation I've decided that we have enough straight girls in media. From now on all girls must be gay and kiss each other.
I understand this will cause about half of them to die tragically, but this is a price I'm willing to pay.
I understand this will cause about half of them to die tragically, but this is a price I'm willing to pay.
January 28, 2026 at 8:08 PM
After thoughtful deliberation I've decided that we have enough straight girls in media. From now on all girls must be gay and kiss each other.
I understand this will cause about half of them to die tragically, but this is a price I'm willing to pay.
I understand this will cause about half of them to die tragically, but this is a price I'm willing to pay.
Having to breathe the same air as my boss was bad enough, but having to listen to his very loud family have very loud arguments in the floor right above mine while I do stuff way above my salary makes me really believe in God, because this can only be described as a biblically accurate hell.
January 27, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Having to breathe the same air as my boss was bad enough, but having to listen to his very loud family have very loud arguments in the floor right above mine while I do stuff way above my salary makes me really believe in God, because this can only be described as a biblically accurate hell.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
One thing I respect about my boss is that he isn't overly nice to his clients. "Me being nice to you comes at an extra, and you have a bunch of due payments, so either pay up or suck it up". Like hell heah dude, the client is rarely right.
January 22, 2026 at 9:29 PM
One thing I respect about my boss is that he isn't overly nice to his clients. "Me being nice to you comes at an extra, and you have a bunch of due payments, so either pay up or suck it up". Like hell heah dude, the client is rarely right.
"hey man I need you to clean your desk"
*starts working on my desk for literally no reason*
At this point I must asume he's being intentionally an asshole. No one can be this stupid. Not with the amount of money he has.
*starts working on my desk for literally no reason*
At this point I must asume he's being intentionally an asshole. No one can be this stupid. Not with the amount of money he has.
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 PM
"hey man I need you to clean your desk"
*starts working on my desk for literally no reason*
At this point I must asume he's being intentionally an asshole. No one can be this stupid. Not with the amount of money he has.
*starts working on my desk for literally no reason*
At this point I must asume he's being intentionally an asshole. No one can be this stupid. Not with the amount of money he has.
Since Raiden Shogun came out in Genshin, I've been wondering at what point they'd release a character who just wears a skirt and panties. Varesa came really close, and all female designs from there on have been more and more revealing. I thought they'd at least spare Columbina, what with her whole
January 19, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Since Raiden Shogun came out in Genshin, I've been wondering at what point they'd release a character who just wears a skirt and panties. Varesa came really close, and all female designs from there on have been more and more revealing. I thought they'd at least spare Columbina, what with her whole
My boss is moving to China.
I...
I need a moment...
I...
I need a moment...
January 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
My boss is moving to China.
I...
I need a moment...
I...
I need a moment...
Effectively finishing my shift an hour early by not letting my boss know I'm done with what he asked me to do is one of my favorite ways to slack off. He gets what he asked for and I get some peace and quiet. Win-win!
January 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Effectively finishing my shift an hour early by not letting my boss know I'm done with what he asked me to do is one of my favorite ways to slack off. He gets what he asked for and I get some peace and quiet. Win-win!
Man. Must be depressing to read all my recent posts. It's been hell all December.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Man. Must be depressing to read all my recent posts. It's been hell all December.
Local man comes back from vacation with renewed hatred for his job.
In case it's not obvious, I am local man.
In case it's not obvious, I am local man.
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Local man comes back from vacation with renewed hatred for his job.
In case it's not obvious, I am local man.
In case it's not obvious, I am local man.
We stay losing, baby. Life sucks and I suck but so do you, so we keep balling until the ball deflates and we have no more ball to ball with.
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
We stay losing, baby. Life sucks and I suck but so do you, so we keep balling until the ball deflates and we have no more ball to ball with.
Love it when my boss' entire feedback for something I'm working on is "I don't like it".
You don't like your wife and you're married to her. This doesn't tell me anything, dude.
You don't like your wife and you're married to her. This doesn't tell me anything, dude.
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Love it when my boss' entire feedback for something I'm working on is "I don't like it".
You don't like your wife and you're married to her. This doesn't tell me anything, dude.
You don't like your wife and you're married to her. This doesn't tell me anything, dude.
Lost my pet and my gf right before Christmas. Happy Holidays, fuckass!
December 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Lost my pet and my gf right before Christmas. Happy Holidays, fuckass!
Yeah, daddy's officially single again. No idea what went wrong or why; just "I'm not feeling it" and it's over.
I just hope my meltdown happens right away or waits until after the holidays. They're gonna be sad enough as is.
I just hope my meltdown happens right away or waits until after the holidays. They're gonna be sad enough as is.
December 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Yeah, daddy's officially single again. No idea what went wrong or why; just "I'm not feeling it" and it's over.
I just hope my meltdown happens right away or waits until after the holidays. They're gonna be sad enough as is.
I just hope my meltdown happens right away or waits until after the holidays. They're gonna be sad enough as is.