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refugee from musk's oppression, immortal, jamais contente, afflicted with womanliness and bearer of the curse
i wish misandry was real so i could commit it
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
fitzwilliam darcy is the ultimate straight girl fantasy because he is something utterly unthinkable: a man actually capable of apologising
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
i may or may not be able to buy tickets for ariadne auf naxos instead but come on. i wanted carmen.

and i may not even get that because the website is currently having a stroke.
these assholes snapped up every discounted ticket for carmen fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou i hate buying opera tickets why are all of you people sonic the hedgehog how do you do it
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 AM
these assholes snapped up every discounted ticket for carmen fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou i hate buying opera tickets why are all of you people sonic the hedgehog how do you do it
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 AM
being a chronic poster is bad for one's health . this is why, after noticing i post too much, i make an effort to forget this site exists for a month or so .
October 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am
October 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
sometimes i wish i lived in the days before modern medicine. imagine if i had cataracts! getting drunk as hell and having parts of one's eye sucked out by a large-lunged twink sounds absolutely amazing rn
October 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Lord! How I desire bean soup. Pleasant & filling.
October 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i need a tall spaniard to flirt with me, it would heal me
October 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
this first of October i did not suffer as much EVEN THOUGH the damn website put me on a waiting list EVEN THOUGH i was PATIENTLY WAITING for MINUTES BEFOREHAND

ive two good tickets at least
October 1, 2025 at 9:03 AM
ive yet to see proof that these so called heterosexuals REALLY exist
September 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
thinking that engaging daily in the misery algorithm may be bad for My health & sanity,
September 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
eggy boys must be protected. Their heads are shiny & beautiful
August 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
We're
July 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
my cognac and coffee chocolate isn't as delicious as i imagined...
June 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
saying exactly what one means, directly, is something only done by children and germans
May 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Reposted by eru
when i eat my slop its charming, self aware and if we're being honest with ourselves a little revolutionary. a small liberation from the prison of high culture and good taste. when you eat your slop it's anti-intellectual, myopic and a self-centred rejection of art as conscious human value
May 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Reposted by eru
Types of bluesky posts:

- AI generated lib meme. 100000000 likes and reposts from identical-looking accounts
- Someone smugly saying they don't use AI and are surprised to find out this is rare
- Art involving fetishes youve never heard of
- Hello my family is being exploded every day scam
- gquuux
May 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I have been told I have 'conveniently visible veins'. Thank You?
April 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i was cheated out of my proper oligarch status
April 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
she's not
they loathe to see a hyperborean girl winning
April 1, 2025 at 8:09 AM
contemplating drowning in a well
April 1, 2025 at 8:09 AM
trying to get proper discounted tickets for the opera, which requires doing so 2 months in advance. my internet dies without reason for five minutes and when it returns all the discounted slots are gone
April 1, 2025 at 8:08 AM
they loathe to see a hyperborean girl winning
March 30, 2025 at 8:58 AM