ErrorBorn
@errorborn.bsky.social
Goofy country kid turned tech enthusiast. But none of that matters, I make stupid jokes.
Oh, I definitely hate what’s going on.
Oh, I definitely hate what’s going on.
The one human characteristic that AI learned from humanity is how easily we’re confused. Because how can we tear a dactyl mars soupy ole hand again with the flooter tyke Merle louvre.
Anyway, see ya Tuesday.
Anyway, see ya Tuesday.
October 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The one human characteristic that AI learned from humanity is how easily we’re confused. Because how can we tear a dactyl mars soupy ole hand again with the flooter tyke Merle louvre.
Anyway, see ya Tuesday.
Anyway, see ya Tuesday.
As an American, I’m thinking we should’ve called the sport that uses this ball 🏈 soccer instead.
Can we change it?
Can we change it?
October 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
As an American, I’m thinking we should’ve called the sport that uses this ball 🏈 soccer instead.
Can we change it?
Can we change it?
America is speed running Idiocracy. LFG.
a man with long hair is sitting in front of a sign that says `` i got a three-point plan to fix everything . ``
ALT: a man with long hair is sitting in front of a sign that says `` i got a three-point plan to fix everything . ``
media.tenor.com
August 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
America is speed running Idiocracy. LFG.
Clicked “Accept All Cookies” on the ChipsAhoy! website.
About to beat them at their own game.
About to beat them at their own game.
August 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Clicked “Accept All Cookies” on the ChipsAhoy! website.
About to beat them at their own game.
About to beat them at their own game.
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This one hit me in the feels today
June 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This one hit me in the feels today
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I miss the old GOP… they weren’t nearly as insane. I remember when we thought George W Bush was a terrible president. But if the biggest controversy of your presidency is a multi-billion dollar military operation in search of WMDs that don’t exist, I guess it could be worse.
May 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I miss the old GOP… they weren’t nearly as insane. I remember when we thought George W Bush was a terrible president. But if the biggest controversy of your presidency is a multi-billion dollar military operation in search of WMDs that don’t exist, I guess it could be worse.
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I am comedically close to getting monetized on YouTube. 20 hours of watch time away. Really banking on my next video getting at least 400 views.
April 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I am comedically close to getting monetized on YouTube. 20 hours of watch time away. Really banking on my next video getting at least 400 views.
Dear Facebook users:
If your posts only consist of complaining about your neighbors, then your world is no bigger than the block you live on.
If your posts only consist of complaining about your neighbors, then your world is no bigger than the block you live on.
February 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Dear Facebook users:
If your posts only consist of complaining about your neighbors, then your world is no bigger than the block you live on.
If your posts only consist of complaining about your neighbors, then your world is no bigger than the block you live on.
They blocked or unfollowed you because they emotionally can’t handle seeing your name anymore.
Everyone else, not nearly the same amount of emotional impact.
Also, probably chill.
Everyone else, not nearly the same amount of emotional impact.
Also, probably chill.
February 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
They blocked or unfollowed you because they emotionally can’t handle seeing your name anymore.
Everyone else, not nearly the same amount of emotional impact.
Also, probably chill.
Everyone else, not nearly the same amount of emotional impact.
Also, probably chill.
Can’t wait until America can be obnoxious again.
But in the the funnily stereotypical ways that other countries expect from us.
Not the way it’s going now.
But in the the funnily stereotypical ways that other countries expect from us.
Not the way it’s going now.
February 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Can’t wait until America can be obnoxious again.
But in the the funnily stereotypical ways that other countries expect from us.
Not the way it’s going now.
But in the the funnily stereotypical ways that other countries expect from us.
Not the way it’s going now.
Lamp, light of my life. I want you to treat me like the I in Pixar.
February 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Lamp, light of my life. I want you to treat me like the I in Pixar.
Egg prices are higher.
Trump solving problems: “Eggplants. Brand new thing we’ve just discovered. We’re going to start bigger eggplant farms, the biggest anyone has ever seen. We’ll have so many eggs we don’t know what do do do with them ….”
Trump solving problems: “Eggplants. Brand new thing we’ve just discovered. We’re going to start bigger eggplant farms, the biggest anyone has ever seen. We’ll have so many eggs we don’t know what do do do with them ….”
February 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Egg prices are higher.
Trump solving problems: “Eggplants. Brand new thing we’ve just discovered. We’re going to start bigger eggplant farms, the biggest anyone has ever seen. We’ll have so many eggs we don’t know what do do do with them ….”
Trump solving problems: “Eggplants. Brand new thing we’ve just discovered. We’re going to start bigger eggplant farms, the biggest anyone has ever seen. We’ll have so many eggs we don’t know what do do do with them ….”
Find your niche.
Throw pebbles at passing by children. Let out those spooky noises. Blow gusts of wind. Suddenly drop the temperature by 10°. Make dogs bark into the void.
Just never leave.
Throw pebbles at passing by children. Let out those spooky noises. Blow gusts of wind. Suddenly drop the temperature by 10°. Make dogs bark into the void.
Just never leave.
February 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Find your niche.
Throw pebbles at passing by children. Let out those spooky noises. Blow gusts of wind. Suddenly drop the temperature by 10°. Make dogs bark into the void.
Just never leave.
Throw pebbles at passing by children. Let out those spooky noises. Blow gusts of wind. Suddenly drop the temperature by 10°. Make dogs bark into the void.
Just never leave.
Soup is sadistic. Are there morsels of food under that juice? Go fish, mfer.
February 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Soup is sadistic. Are there morsels of food under that juice? Go fish, mfer.
Low in come household?
Nope not here, buddy.
Nope not here, buddy.
February 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Low in come household?
Nope not here, buddy.
Nope not here, buddy.
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🇨🇦 Tiktok is going all out 🫡
February 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
🇨🇦 Tiktok is going all out 🫡
Deontology. Heaven and Hell.
Teleology. It’s not wrong if it feels right.
Teleology. It’s not wrong if it feels right.
February 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Deontology. Heaven and Hell.
Teleology. It’s not wrong if it feels right.
Teleology. It’s not wrong if it feels right.
Dating is easy. You just have to be more exciting than 250 pages of paper and ink.
February 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Dating is easy. You just have to be more exciting than 250 pages of paper and ink.
Yes. I’m an NPC.
DON’T EVEN TRY TO PLAY ME
DON’T EVEN TRY TO PLAY ME
February 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Yes. I’m an NPC.
DON’T EVEN TRY TO PLAY ME
DON’T EVEN TRY TO PLAY ME
The comments, the distant jeers, the near murmurs as you walk by.
The reputation with local authorities.
The relationship with local businesses and reactions from the natives in the city.
These NPC actions are a reflection of what you’ve done to them.
The reputation with local authorities.
The relationship with local businesses and reactions from the natives in the city.
These NPC actions are a reflection of what you’ve done to them.
February 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The comments, the distant jeers, the near murmurs as you walk by.
The reputation with local authorities.
The relationship with local businesses and reactions from the natives in the city.
These NPC actions are a reflection of what you’ve done to them.
The reputation with local authorities.
The relationship with local businesses and reactions from the natives in the city.
These NPC actions are a reflection of what you’ve done to them.
Kisses on the forehead are cute eh?
Bro, did not enjoy it
Bro, did not enjoy it
February 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Kisses on the forehead are cute eh?
Bro, did not enjoy it
Bro, did not enjoy it
Yo, what happens to the leprechaun when the rainbow disappears?
February 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Yo, what happens to the leprechaun when the rainbow disappears?