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Clinton
@erraticdad.bsky.social
He/Him/Hole. 37. Brisbane, Australia.
Horny little vintage seller. Erratic Dad to zero children. Campy vinyl record collector. Craft. Design. Reformed binge drinker. 🏳️‍🌈🕳️
Have a little ass as a treat
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Disappearing trick
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Sorting out my playlist for tomorrows drive down to Sydney
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I finally finished the kitschmas wreath. Which I bought the base and 90% of the decorations for last year. And then promptly put it all in a bag in the cupboard and didn’t touch it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Need Friday to hurry up. Driving down to Sydney for Raydia on Saturday arvo. And some op shopping.
What do Sydney Gays™️ wear to a festival? Just a slutty Mardi Gras outfit? Can I borrow some abs and a big meaty cock?
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
100% factual image of me on the apps this morning
November 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Happy Thursday
October 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Morning problems
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Now I can go to sleep
October 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Käärijä at Eurovision 2023
Borderline needing to mute the word tattoo and that’s not ok
October 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Cute little selfie of me at my shop on Saturday morning
October 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
How good are these shoes though
October 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
God I’d be drowning in dick if I didn’t think everyone looking at me at a nightclub was either questioning how this hideous bald shirtless guy was allowed in or judging me for being shirtless, bald and some other thing
October 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Saturday morning shop restock.
Saturday afternoon was drinks and watching old random Eurovision National final hopeful bops.
Saturday night…. Might as well kick in and go out
October 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Bad mental health day. Went down the coast. Nearly cried in the car several times. Gave in to retail therapy. Feel a bit guilty. Back home now to this general malaise of ‘just existing’
October 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I mean sure I saw Joanne on the weekend, and danced, and got sweaty, and showed my cock online, but I also found this fab set of plates I’ve decided to keep
October 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
So many choices for NYD in Melbourne. Which one do I choose?!
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Needed that
October 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Saturday night party mix
October 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Cute little selfie of me at my shop on Saturday morning
October 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
This Schlagerdiva getting me through the morning with her bop that uses Kylie Minogue’s ‘Can’t Get You Out Of My Head’.

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Marie Reim - Marilyn Monroe (Offizielles Musikvideo)
YouTube video by Mein Herz schlägt Schlager
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October 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Happy Thursday
October 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
2 weeks and she sold already!
My first attempt at covering this chair took months. And no one bought it. Stripped off all the old, and put a bold tapestry on it, with a blue velvet back. Just have to freshen up the wood and put her back together.
September 30, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Bottom to bottom, what does it mean if you can only get hard when your second hole is involved?
Am I …. A hungry pig?
September 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Think I’m due a little treat tonight. Because I feel like getting a bigger, thicker treat into me as well.
Might get myself a little treat on the way home
September 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM