Eris
@erisvii.bsky.social
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Fucked up off the pipeweed seeing sauron
October 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Fucked up off the pipeweed seeing sauron
Oh. my penis is so big.....
October 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Oh. my penis is so big.....
Flags are actually blankets for the ones you can't see yet! Isn't that fun?
October 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Flags are actually blankets for the ones you can't see yet! Isn't that fun?
Every egg breathes, even the Easter kind
October 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Every egg breathes, even the Easter kind
Tea is a member of the alphabet, though it's place used to be between F and G before it stole the identity of three other letters.
October 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Tea is a member of the alphabet, though it's place used to be between F and G before it stole the identity of three other letters.
Be careful stepping outside in the morning, your home may reset without your consent. If you wish to avoid this, try embedding your baby teeth in the corners of your yard.
October 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Be careful stepping outside in the morning, your home may reset without your consent. If you wish to avoid this, try embedding your baby teeth in the corners of your yard.
Children's hospitals contain no more than 3 living occupants at any given time. The rest aren't real!
October 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Children's hospitals contain no more than 3 living occupants at any given time. The rest aren't real!
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August 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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panel 1:
ugh that bitch showed up wearing the same thing as me. so embarassing. get your own style, loser.
panel 2:
them making out calling eachother their own names
ugh that bitch showed up wearing the same thing as me. so embarassing. get your own style, loser.
panel 2:
them making out calling eachother their own names
August 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
panel 1:
ugh that bitch showed up wearing the same thing as me. so embarassing. get your own style, loser.
panel 2:
them making out calling eachother their own names
ugh that bitch showed up wearing the same thing as me. so embarassing. get your own style, loser.
panel 2:
them making out calling eachother their own names
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(insane woman voice) theres an eroticism to good dithering
August 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
(insane woman voice) theres an eroticism to good dithering
"How the Dihhnch stole dwerkmas"-my fuckass loverboy @hashiemashie.bsky.social
July 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
"How the Dihhnch stole dwerkmas"-my fuckass loverboy @hashiemashie.bsky.social
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I be coming like the ghost of Christmas future, call me Ebenezer Splooge
April 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I be coming like the ghost of Christmas future, call me Ebenezer Splooge
Like I got erectile dysfunction the way my dick can't stand these hoes
March 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Like I got erectile dysfunction the way my dick can't stand these hoes
Opps had me locked in the castle dungeon, boxing with a chainsaw on a rope
January 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Opps had me locked in the castle dungeon, boxing with a chainsaw on a rope
Oh yea babe? If you're such a puppy why don't you go fetch me another beer
January 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oh yea babe? If you're such a puppy why don't you go fetch me another beer
Despite the name, you can find a liver hidden within things that are not alive!
December 25, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Despite the name, you can find a liver hidden within things that are not alive!
An ancient proverb states, "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie." This is due to the fact that the moon is slightly larger than a pizza and is quantum instanced to every person!
December 21, 2024 at 5:33 PM
An ancient proverb states, "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie." This is due to the fact that the moon is slightly larger than a pizza and is quantum instanced to every person!