Surprise surprise it’s lunch time and I don’t want the lunch I packed, but I do want a chicken quesadilla delivered for $25

At the meal I know is gonna hurt my tummy… now we wait…

When you go to Costco make sure you eat your English muffin sample, like you never fucking had one before, in the middle an intersection.

I brought two different lunch options but I really want a quesadilla 😩

I knew I was gonna get ghosted but I sent the text anyway. 🤷🏼‍♀️ womp womp.

If you like the good old days of Twitter, you might like the Netflix movie The Remarkable Life of Ibelin. I cried. And I think about it often.

What are we doing over here????