Erin the Astrolope
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Erin the Astrolope
@erinalope.bsky.social
Master (13+ years!): @djnightkat.com
34yo she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ Jackalope 🐰 .
❤️loves space 🔭, hobbiest electronics/DIY, electric scooter ⚡️ 🛴 , repair wizard, (attempting) gardening 👩‍🌾
Why do I pay for plex if it’s not going to fucking work with no internet? The Apple TV app is not working, the iPhone app works so it’s not Apple it’s fucking plex taking my money and putting shit ass fuck all into development. Just rolling in my cash.
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Dear comcast
Die
Like the company itself, comcast internet dies all the time.
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Me: oh I’m being so sneaky charging my electric scooter at work for free.

Turns out, the car chargers are free. If my contracting butt gets that too I WANT AN F-150 LIGHTNING, I could be gassing that bitch on the corporate dime!

Power draw probably a drop in the bucket compared to these servers
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
IDK how to feel about the shutdown. All the republicans most hated things got shut down, everything that helps the bottom 50%.
Cause all their favorite things kept going, mainly ICE.
Not one gave a shit till airspace started closing. If we started there instead of SNAP would’ve been done in one
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Maaaan one day I’m actually gonna see the northern lights. Either too south or in the city to see it. Sure the norther sky is red but that’s just the sportsball stadium
November 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Reposted by Erin the Astrolope
A hyperlapse of the view from my porch tonight! 😍
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Work told me today no pay, goodbye
So the holiday I work for master and I
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Waiting 6 minutes for dude to respond and I was vaping outside. Watch this flock of seagulls in a holding pattern over the parking lot. Endlessly circling till heading out in a V formation.
Was like “their FAA get defunded too?”
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Worked all day on my scooter only to find out the wheel I had them put the new airless tire on isn’t spinning right, lots of resistance and it won’t go over 20 now.
Also the break sensor cable broke. So had to solder that back together.
And so did the turn signal cable when trying to fix the break
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Wish I knew how to be social. I’m asocial and hate myself for it. Such a loser.
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’m a sucker for sunsets. I mean yea it sucks that it’s dark after work but sunset scooter commutes are chill AF.
I would have never described a commute as chill ever before in a car, but now? It’s not just the weed, cars are just infuriating to operate.
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
So apparently military helicopter cockpits range from 100-140 db, the servers I work on are smack in the middle of that. So… do we need to start getting those hearing protection/com systems for data centers? Cause it is impossible to communicate on the floor.
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Playing Z-A and when they ask what to do about the rust syndicate my mind immediately went to that scene from Pokemon Origin where Red helps out in a full SWAT style raid on Giovanni’s house.
Let’s do that!
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It’s cool how clouds have parallax scrolling. The graphics in this game are so advanced.
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
“AI Datacenter in orbit”

Boi do you know how fast these AI cards are dying even within the protection of earth’s magnetosphere? Their lifespans is measured in MONTHS. We got some durability issues to solve first buddy….

Now if we do then hell yea dim the sun at L1. Fuck that sun
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Love how big the pokemon can get. On our way to city scale kaiju pokébattles.
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Experienced a glitch in the matrix playing Z to A
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Dude no wonder we get like single digits trick or treaters every year. Our neighborhood is like suburban density. But the area around the local shopping center? PACKED. Density goes a long way
November 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Ohhhh, what if the X-59 is doing supersonic flyovers by the Super Bowl? WHAT IF THATS THE FLYOVER? I’d imagine that’d be like me trying to photograph the Shinkansen from the platform. Ain’t no tracking that subject!! Shutter speed to warp 9
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Waiting for this server to boot one more time before giving up for the day.

Meanwhile I’m daydreaming about creating a new fursuit head where I can slot in my xr glasses (/w prescription insert) and have a mech HUD with a camera on the booper to display snoot area.
And rear view on the antlers…
October 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The kinda bitch I wanna give uppies and puppies to
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The air pump I use for my scooter is starting to go bad. I need like the most reliable electric air pump.
USB-C rechargeable, at least 60psi, replaceable nozzles for when the hose/nozzle goes bad.
Like not only do I not like the ewaste but this has gotta work when I need it!
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“The type of dude who needs a car for work, sees a lot of carollas and a single f150 and thinks “Hell yea big truck time” despite not really needing it and in total disregard for coworkers”
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Qualcomm, the fuck are these names?Xr2+ gen2? G2 gen 2? Suddenly allergic to 3 like Valve? What’s next? “Xr2+ gen2 v2.22 round 2”
October 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM