EJ
erikjimmy.bsky.social
EJ
@erikjimmy.bsky.social
Why is everybody born in 1985 obsessed with Rilo Kiley?
October 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
🎶All I want for Christmas are my GLP-1s. 🎶
October 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Where is Portishead 4th.
September 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Who told Shakira it was okay to sing like that?
August 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What vegetables are in vegetable oil?
July 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Is it okay to wear millennial socks again?
June 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Everything is amusement park prices now.
May 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Cindy Lee side D is everything.
April 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
You like the fat girl I got in me.
March 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Mayo is just lube for your bread.
March 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I love getting a surprise taco salad after eating a tostada.
February 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Hi.
January 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The DILF situation at Disneyland is out of control.
November 20, 2024 at 3:16 AM