erik
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"a typically elastic concoction built on fuzzy guitars, African drum loops, a Russian folk chorale, bagpipes, doudouks [sic] and a Sinead O'Connor harmony"
This Donald Trunk guy sounds like a real POS.
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This Donald Trunk guy sounds like a real POS.
RIP to all the veterans
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
RIP to all the veterans
[Bob Balaban in Midnight Cowboy lifting his head up from Jon Voight's lap] Try that *lowers glasses* in a small town 😏.
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
[Bob Balaban in Midnight Cowboy lifting his head up from Jon Voight's lap] Try that *lowers glasses* in a small town 😏.
We don't talk enough about how Chicago transplants are a scourge of the Midwest.
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
We don't talk enough about how Chicago transplants are a scourge of the Midwest.
Chopped and Scrooged: A Houston Christmas Carol
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Chopped and Scrooged: A Houston Christmas Carol
@howelldawdy.com what does "two certified players with wagging wrists" mean?
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
@howelldawdy.com what does "two certified players with wagging wrists" mean?
Dick Cheney is up in heaven, watching Charlie Kirk watch JD Vance plow his wife.
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Dick Cheney is up in heaven, watching Charlie Kirk watch JD Vance plow his wife.
Congrats to the Dodgers. Nobody thought it could be done. A true underdog story.
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Congrats to the Dodgers. Nobody thought it could be done. A true underdog story.
Me when anyone tells me literally anything.
October 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Me when anyone tells me literally anything.
🎵Cruella De Vil, Cruella De Vil
If she doesn't scare you
No evil thing will
You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it🎵
If she doesn't scare you
No evil thing will
You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it🎵
October 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
🎵Cruella De Vil, Cruella De Vil
If she doesn't scare you
No evil thing will
You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it🎵
If she doesn't scare you
No evil thing will
You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it🎵
Me every day, for the better part of 3 years.
October 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Me every day, for the better part of 3 years.
*gay basher from Boogie Nights voice* You know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day.
October 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
*gay basher from Boogie Nights voice* You know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day.
Love is Blind but one of the people's last name is Hitler and they never tell you which one until the wedding
October 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Love is Blind but one of the people's last name is Hitler and they never tell you which one until the wedding
It's always hard when someone passes away, but let's not sugarcoat it: the way Jane Goodall sacrificed players' safety in service of profit made her one of the most problematic commissioners the NFL had ever seen.
October 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It's always hard when someone passes away, but let's not sugarcoat it: the way Jane Goodall sacrificed players' safety in service of profit made her one of the most problematic commissioners the NFL had ever seen.
Crazy to think that Hunk Hogan is up there right now, fucking God's wife. RIP
September 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Crazy to think that Hunk Hogan is up there right now, fucking God's wife. RIP
Women can't take Tylenol so let's rebrand it as Guylenol and it's just for the fellas to feel good when your shit hurts
September 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Women can't take Tylenol so let's rebrand it as Guylenol and it's just for the fellas to feel good when your shit hurts
A funny name to put on a fake credit card in a commercial would be Brandon Bassador.
September 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
A funny name to put on a fake credit card in a commercial would be Brandon Bassador.
Man. Really gonna be excited to not see that asshole's face 100 times a day.
September 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Man. Really gonna be excited to not see that asshole's face 100 times a day.
Uh oh. The dumbest person you've ever met figured out how to record front-facing camera video.
September 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Uh oh. The dumbest person you've ever met figured out how to record front-facing camera video.
Good night, sweat prince 🙏🏻😔🙏🏻
September 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Good night, sweat prince 🙏🏻😔🙏🏻
The Charlie Kirk thing is really shocking. How is it possible that he would draw a crowd that big? Truly an atrocity.
September 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The Charlie Kirk thing is really shocking. How is it possible that he would draw a crowd that big? Truly an atrocity.
An all black remake of That 70s Show called Dat 70z Show except it takes place in Atlanta in the mid 2010s and follows a struggling music manager and his upstart rapper cousin as they navigate the surreal Atlanta rap world.
September 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
An all black remake of That 70s Show called Dat 70z Show except it takes place in Atlanta in the mid 2010s and follows a struggling music manager and his upstart rapper cousin as they navigate the surreal Atlanta rap world.
Interestingly enough, Hollywood Brown is what my uncle calls Jordan Peele.
September 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Interestingly enough, Hollywood Brown is what my uncle calls Jordan Peele.