Erik Johnson
@erik-johnson-83.bsky.social
Fantasy football, NFL, craft beer and heavy music. That's why I'm here.
Dinosaur bone powder is the organic, natural preventative for the diseases the MAHA movement is trying to cure instead of poisoning children with autistic vaccines. Everyone knows this.
February 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Dinosaur bone powder is the organic, natural preventative for the diseases the MAHA movement is trying to cure instead of poisoning children with autistic vaccines. Everyone knows this.
Packers fan here - the inefficiency was frustrating because it became very predictable that we were running on first down. Bears adjusted and Packers play calling never adapted in the second half.
January 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Packers fan here - the inefficiency was frustrating because it became very predictable that we were running on first down. Bears adjusted and Packers play calling never adapted in the second half.
Food and beverages with friends at home are so much better than this experience given how advanced TV coverage is. Sure, there's something magical about live sports, but it's also easily ruined.
December 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Food and beverages with friends at home are so much better than this experience given how advanced TV coverage is. Sure, there's something magical about live sports, but it's also easily ruined.
I feel like an asshole every week hoping MHJ is inactive because I have both players on my team. Needed a win today to make the playoffs and Wilson sealed that for me.
December 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I feel like an asshole every week hoping MHJ is inactive because I have both players on my team. Needed a win today to make the playoffs and Wilson sealed that for me.
The music on my #SpotifyWrapped is mostly as expected. Didn't realize I listened to that much HIM - must have felt nostalgic since they disbanded several years ago. 🤘
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The music on my #SpotifyWrapped is mostly as expected. Didn't realize I listened to that much HIM - must have felt nostalgic since they disbanded several years ago. 🤘
Shout out to @sammonson.bsky.social, @lorddontlose.bsky.social, @matthewberrytmr.bsky.social, @connorjrogers.bsky.social, @fieldyates.bsky.social, @stephaniabell.bsky.social, @jaycroucher.bsky.social, @tampabaytre.bsky.social, @stevepalazzolo.bsky.social and others for dropping NFL knowledge!
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Shout out to @sammonson.bsky.social, @lorddontlose.bsky.social, @matthewberrytmr.bsky.social, @connorjrogers.bsky.social, @fieldyates.bsky.social, @stephaniabell.bsky.social, @jaycroucher.bsky.social, @tampabaytre.bsky.social, @stevepalazzolo.bsky.social and others for dropping NFL knowledge!
A humble #MondayNightMiracle, I need at least 11.3pts in PPR from Theo Johnson to keep my playoff dreams alive.
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
A humble #MondayNightMiracle, I need at least 11.3pts in PPR from Theo Johnson to keep my playoff dreams alive.
Gotta hit'em with a South Park "relax guy" GIF
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Gotta hit'em with a South Park "relax guy" GIF
Call me old, but I do not like seeing commercials for AI products. The last one essentially said "lie to your children with our product while we help you replace their favorite toy"
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Call me old, but I do not like seeing commercials for AI products. The last one essentially said "lie to your children with our product while we help you replace their favorite toy"
Aikman saying on the broadcast that Jeanty wasn't asked to catch the ball much in college is absurdly lazy game prep. 80 catches for 862 yards and 6 TDs over 40 games isn't what I'd call light usage.
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Aikman saying on the broadcast that Jeanty wasn't asked to catch the ball much in college is absurdly lazy game prep. 80 catches for 862 yards and 6 TDs over 40 games isn't what I'd call light usage.
As great as the show is, you really never find yourself rooting for any of the main characters. They're all various shades of bad people.
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
As great as the show is, you really never find yourself rooting for any of the main characters. They're all various shades of bad people.
I need AJ Brown to outscore Jordan Love by 14.4pts to keep playoff hopes alive. C'mon Jalen Hurts - chunk it deep!
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I need AJ Brown to outscore Jordan Love by 14.4pts to keep playoff hopes alive. C'mon Jalen Hurts - chunk it deep!
Jack would agree with you. "All work and no play make Jack a dull boy"
November 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Jack would agree with you. "All work and no play make Jack a dull boy"
My 2 fantasy teams with Jaylen Waddle starting tonight does not appreciate this level of incompetence.
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My 2 fantasy teams with Jaylen Waddle starting tonight does not appreciate this level of incompetence.
I love the burn from them, but it's almost impossible at my gym to find a bench to do them with dumbbells. I have to resort to doing them standing on a cable machine or seated on a couple of other machines.
October 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I love the burn from them, but it's almost impossible at my gym to find a bench to do them with dumbbells. I have to resort to doing them standing on a cable machine or seated on a couple of other machines.
As someone whose favorite holiday is Thanksgiving (just food, drinks, family with no gift buying pressure), the Christmas creep continues to make me cry on the inside.
October 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
As someone whose favorite holiday is Thanksgiving (just food, drinks, family with no gift buying pressure), the Christmas creep continues to make me cry on the inside.
All aboard the Tuck Wagon! Okay, I'll see myself out now.
October 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
All aboard the Tuck Wagon! Okay, I'll see myself out now.
I guess he's ready to start that porn career he talked about a couple of years ago.
October 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I guess he's ready to start that porn career he talked about a couple of years ago.
Packers fan here - yup, that is exactly how it felt.
October 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Packers fan here - yup, that is exactly how it felt.
Vacationing in Mallorca, but still focused on fantasy. @lorddontlose.bsky.social Should I roll with Justin Fields or get sneaky and grab Mac Jones against a bad Bucs D? #ffprrgame #regular
October 11, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Vacationing in Mallorca, but still focused on fantasy. @lorddontlose.bsky.social Should I roll with Justin Fields or get sneaky and grab Mac Jones against a bad Bucs D? #ffprrgame #regular
When the shutdown doesn't affect your vacation travel, gotta take advantage of the extra time at the airport.
October 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When the shutdown doesn't affect your vacation travel, gotta take advantage of the extra time at the airport.
NFL on the TV and this beauty from Goose Island. Great combo to toast to being on vacation for the next 11 days. 🍻
October 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
NFL on the TV and this beauty from Goose Island. Great combo to toast to being on vacation for the next 11 days. 🍻
Every year when y'all do a show outside of the studio, it ends up being the best one of the year.
October 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Every year when y'all do a show outside of the studio, it ends up being the best one of the year.
All-time quote right there
Breece Hall when asked to sum up the loss, via Zack Rosenblatt:
"Teams shoot themselves in the foot then we come back and shoot ourselves in the head."
"Teams shoot themselves in the foot then we come back and shoot ourselves in the head."
September 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
All-time quote right there
I really want my next car to be a dark, forest green. But you're right - that color will cost you extra now, if it's even offered.
September 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I really want my next car to be a dark, forest green. But you're right - that color will cost you extra now, if it's even offered.