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ericortiz.bsky.social
@ericortiz.bsky.social
Fan of all types of weird media. Basically anything my mom wouldn’t like. He/Him.
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“I don't think that people accept the fact that life doesn't make sense. I think it makes people terribly uncomfortable.”

David Lynch
Only 90 more years until this masterpiece comes out! Who else is excited?
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Bill Watterson’s “Calvin and Hobbes” first appeared 40 years ago, on November 18, 1985. Here’s the first week of dailies:
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Just saw KEEPER. It was, indeed, a dark trip. I was on edge for most of it. Some parts even reminded me of Twin Peaks.

Really looking forward to Osgood's next film.
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Going to see KEEPER pretty soon. Really stoked to check this out.
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Oh heck yeah, dude
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
There’s something about CreatorVC‘s documentaries that are immensely watchable.

I’m not really into 80’s sci-fi, but when I saw that In Search Of Tomorrow was on Tubi, I almost immediately checked in.
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hot take: I think that, instead of sticking with Liam Neeson as Frank, all future Naked Gun sequels should each feature a different action star as him. Like James Bond.

We could have Jason Statham as Frank, Daniel Craig as
Frank, Adam Driver as Frank, Idris Elba as Frank, etc.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Done with Bugonia. It was quite good. Great performances from Stone and Plemons.

Really should get around to watching Yorgos' other films.
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
About to see Bugonia. I can't believe it took me this long to get to a Yorgos film. Then again, it IS produced by my man, Ari Aster.
November 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Another Mandela effect: For years, I thought the Hot Dad song was called "Fun Time Laser Intercourse BEACH", and not "Fun Time Laser Intercourse BEASTS". Only realized the actual title yesterday.
November 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
However did Grimace get retconned as a friendly figure with a name like that?
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My most un-woke take is that being silent on a political issue isn’t inherently a bad thing. Maybe someone feels unequipped to speak out about it, or they don’t have enough information, or they don’t talk about politics in general. Maybe it makes them feel uncomfortable.
October 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
YOU may take comfort in some e-celeb getting outed for awful stuff because you never liked them for being annoying.

I can take comfort in some e-celeb getting outed for awful stuff because I‘m not familiar with them or their work.
October 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Johnny Knoxville in an Oz Perkins movie…
Tatiana Maslany (Keeper) re-teams with Osgood Perkins for his next movie, THE YOUNG PEOPLE.

Johnny Knoxville, Brendan Hines, Cush Jumbo, Heather Graham, Lexi Minetree, Lily Collias, Lola Tung & Nico Parker also star in the mysterious film.
‘The Young People’ – Tatiana Maslany, Johnny Knoxville & More Join Osgood Perkins Horror Movie
While we wait for Osgood Perkins’ (Longlegs, The Monkey) Keeper to hit theaters from NEON on November 14, today brings more info on his next movie The Young People. Production is underway on The Young...
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October 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Done with Shelby Oaks. Wasn't particularly fond of how it ended, but I otherwise really liked it. Director Chris Stuckmann made a name for himself reviewing movies on YouTube, and his debut shows promise for him.
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
At the cinema, about to see Shelby Oaks.
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Having just visited the website FARK for the first time in over a decade, I can confirm that, for better or worse, it’s pretty much the same as I remember.
October 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I feel like I’ve just now found out that 67 is a meme, and it might be too late. The more you age, the faster memes pass you by.

And I’m only 29.
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
How indie animators act towards one another according to weirdos on social media VS. their actual relationship with eachother.
October 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Before I take my break, I just want to get this out there. This honestly applies to any controversial piece of media these days, and I feel like it needs to be said.
October 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
That Industry Standard kid is going places.
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It’s a shame that IHOP has almost nothing festive for the Halloween season. Just some pumpkin spice pancakes. Compare that to years past, like 2019. I’ll always remember getting that Haunted hot chocolate. How the purple whipped cream melted to make something gloriously grotesque.
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The Evil Dead
Deadstream
In Search Of Darkness (any film)
Top three films to watch around Halloween? 🎃
October 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I dreamt Shudder surprised released ANOTHER V/H/S film, and one of the directors was Ryuhei Kitamura.

I only got to the first segment, which had some doctor injuring himself in the knees.
October 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM