Eric Paul C
@ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social
I post things. I repost things. Sometimes they are Haiku. Sometimes they are not. Lord of the Typo. Working In healthcare. Do art & write. Love music, funny, food, books, movies, comics and folks who do/share that. Doodle doodle dee, wubba wubba wubba.
Whoa, that Mamdani speech!
This is the call everyone wants to hear right now.
This is the call everyone wants to hear right now.
January 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Whoa, that Mamdani speech!
This is the call everyone wants to hear right now.
This is the call everyone wants to hear right now.
Have fun and stay safe this New Year's everybody!
January 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Have fun and stay safe this New Year's everybody!
Har-de-har-har HAR!!
A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
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Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
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Somebody Needs to Tell Trump Everybody Is Laughing at Him
His worst fear has already come true.
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January 1, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Har-de-har-har HAR!!
I can't do another year of this soul-crushing cruelty and stupidity.
The acceptance of drastically lowered standards.
The naked corruption.
Drowning in the twin tsunamis of greed and avarice.
Gonna haveta.
This isn't normal and I refuse to accept it as such.
Persevere.
The acceptance of drastically lowered standards.
The naked corruption.
Drowning in the twin tsunamis of greed and avarice.
Gonna haveta.
This isn't normal and I refuse to accept it as such.
Persevere.
December 31, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I can't do another year of this soul-crushing cruelty and stupidity.
The acceptance of drastically lowered standards.
The naked corruption.
Drowning in the twin tsunamis of greed and avarice.
Gonna haveta.
This isn't normal and I refuse to accept it as such.
Persevere.
The acceptance of drastically lowered standards.
The naked corruption.
Drowning in the twin tsunamis of greed and avarice.
Gonna haveta.
This isn't normal and I refuse to accept it as such.
Persevere.
I can confirm the Empire wants the Princess and her friends to succeed.
December 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I can confirm the Empire wants the Princess and her friends to succeed.
Two things regarding the Orange Blowhole's statement to MTG earlier:
1.) You don't have friends.
2.) You don't care if they get hurt, only if they stop giving you money or telling you you're smart and cool.
1.) You don't have friends.
2.) You don't care if they get hurt, only if they stop giving you money or telling you you're smart and cool.
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Two things regarding the Orange Blowhole's statement to MTG earlier:
1.) You don't have friends.
2.) You don't care if they get hurt, only if they stop giving you money or telling you you're smart and cool.
1.) You don't have friends.
2.) You don't care if they get hurt, only if they stop giving you money or telling you you're smart and cool.
The guy in the oval office is like Midas except that he orders everything he claims ownership of to be encrusted in gold while everything he actually physically, financially, legally or metaphorically touches turns to shit.
December 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The guy in the oval office is like Midas except that he orders everything he claims ownership of to be encrusted in gold while everything he actually physically, financially, legally or metaphorically touches turns to shit.
Did THIS massive release of Epstein files clear up the "was it a president or was it a horse" question definitively? Guy said he had a picture...
December 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Did THIS massive release of Epstein files clear up the "was it a president or was it a horse" question definitively? Guy said he had a picture...
Man the Orangemiestermisterberger really works overtime to suck every last bit of joy out of holiday season, doesn't he?
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Man the Orangemiestermisterberger really works overtime to suck every last bit of joy out of holiday season, doesn't he?
The Epstein!
The Venezuela!
The Greenland!
The Fascism!
CALGON, TAKE HIM AWAY!!!
The Venezuela!
The Greenland!
The Fascism!
CALGON, TAKE HIM AWAY!!!
December 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The Epstein!
The Venezuela!
The Greenland!
The Fascism!
CALGON, TAKE HIM AWAY!!!
The Venezuela!
The Greenland!
The Fascism!
CALGON, TAKE HIM AWAY!!!
Again with the Greenland talk.
These clowns envision themselves as world conquerors.
Seriously, the movies that have GOT to be going on their heads would be seen as the most viscous satire of inept grandeur out here.
These clowns envision themselves as world conquerors.
Seriously, the movies that have GOT to be going on their heads would be seen as the most viscous satire of inept grandeur out here.
December 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Again with the Greenland talk.
These clowns envision themselves as world conquerors.
Seriously, the movies that have GOT to be going on their heads would be seen as the most viscous satire of inept grandeur out here.
These clowns envision themselves as world conquerors.
Seriously, the movies that have GOT to be going on their heads would be seen as the most viscous satire of inept grandeur out here.
When do we get our "Living Through Unbelievably Stupid Shit" merit badges? Do we have to wait another three years, like with the last one?
December 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
When do we get our "Living Through Unbelievably Stupid Shit" merit badges? Do we have to wait another three years, like with the last one?
A liar, a Nazi, a drunk and a crew of batshit crazy sycophants walk into a government...
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A liar, a Nazi, a drunk and a crew of batshit crazy sycophants walk into a government...
Whatever bullshit they've been snickering they've got planned for next month is why the cavalier attitude with the Epstein Files tease today, I'm sure of it.
December 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Whatever bullshit they've been snickering they've got planned for next month is why the cavalier attitude with the Epstein Files tease today, I'm sure of it.
Epstein Deadline ♪ Epstein Deadline
It's a joy you can't quite define ♫
Ask me ♪ we won't get 'em
They'll make some excuse about ♫ having to vet them
Try try to pry them loose then
It's a frustration ♫
Which will certainly lead to
More public ♪ contemplation
(To the tune of "Love & Marriage")
It's a joy you can't quite define ♫
Ask me ♪ we won't get 'em
They'll make some excuse about ♫ having to vet them
Try try to pry them loose then
It's a frustration ♫
Which will certainly lead to
More public ♪ contemplation
(To the tune of "Love & Marriage")
December 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Epstein Deadline ♪ Epstein Deadline
It's a joy you can't quite define ♫
Ask me ♪ we won't get 'em
They'll make some excuse about ♫ having to vet them
Try try to pry them loose then
It's a frustration ♫
Which will certainly lead to
More public ♪ contemplation
(To the tune of "Love & Marriage")
It's a joy you can't quite define ♫
Ask me ♪ we won't get 'em
They'll make some excuse about ♫ having to vet them
Try try to pry them loose then
It's a frustration ♫
Which will certainly lead to
More public ♪ contemplation
(To the tune of "Love & Marriage")
Ruin thing.
Stick name on thing.
Repeat.
Stick name on thing.
Repeat.
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Ruin thing.
Stick name on thing.
Repeat.
Stick name on thing.
Repeat.
Thank (whatever deity is in charge this week) the holiday season fatigue has finally set in.
It's a nice break from the 'What awful thing will president Kookoobananas do say, do or tweet today?" fatigue.
It's a nice break from the 'What awful thing will president Kookoobananas do say, do or tweet today?" fatigue.
December 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Thank (whatever deity is in charge this week) the holiday season fatigue has finally set in.
It's a nice break from the 'What awful thing will president Kookoobananas do say, do or tweet today?" fatigue.
It's a nice break from the 'What awful thing will president Kookoobananas do say, do or tweet today?" fatigue.
This.
This.
This.
This This Thissy-This.
This.
This.
This This Thissy-This.
No, we don't want "free" healthcare.
We want universal healthcare paid for by our taxes that covers everyone and leaves no one bankrupted and sick.
This isn’t difficult to comprehend.
We want universal healthcare paid for by our taxes that covers everyone and leaves no one bankrupted and sick.
This isn’t difficult to comprehend.
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This.
This.
This.
This This Thissy-This.
This.
This.
This This Thissy-This.
Saw two pictures from these latest Epstein files released from his estate and lo and behold, there's the smiling Dumpster with what looks like a teenage girl both on a bed in each photo.
I do not see a bible in either one of these pictures.
Lingering doubts anyone?
Not unless you're in a cult.
I do not see a bible in either one of these pictures.
Lingering doubts anyone?
Not unless you're in a cult.
December 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Saw two pictures from these latest Epstein files released from his estate and lo and behold, there's the smiling Dumpster with what looks like a teenage girl both on a bed in each photo.
I do not see a bible in either one of these pictures.
Lingering doubts anyone?
Not unless you're in a cult.
I do not see a bible in either one of these pictures.
Lingering doubts anyone?
Not unless you're in a cult.
It's these clowns only know two kinds of people: disgustingly inhuman and disgustingly evil.
Dumpster's 95,000 new problems and Epstein is every one.
Dumpster's 95,000 new problems and Epstein is every one.
December 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
It's these clowns only know two kinds of people: disgustingly inhuman and disgustingly evil.
Dumpster's 95,000 new problems and Epstein is every one.
Dumpster's 95,000 new problems and Epstein is every one.
Seizing a tanker *
Drinky Pete gets us into *
Even deeper shit
Drinky Pete gets us into *
Even deeper shit
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Seizing a tanker *
Drinky Pete gets us into *
Even deeper shit
Drinky Pete gets us into *
Even deeper shit
Y'know, I really don't think there's gonna be some last minute, 11th-hour save for ACA and a lot of people are going to figure out way too late that these folks are actually just as evil as they've been denying.
I really can't stand living in this stupid, stupid timeline dominated by selfishness.
I really can't stand living in this stupid, stupid timeline dominated by selfishness.
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Y'know, I really don't think there's gonna be some last minute, 11th-hour save for ACA and a lot of people are going to figure out way too late that these folks are actually just as evil as they've been denying.
I really can't stand living in this stupid, stupid timeline dominated by selfishness.
I really can't stand living in this stupid, stupid timeline dominated by selfishness.
* All I want for Xmas is the Epstein files ♫
Or that obituary ♪
But how 'bout those Epstein files? ♫
'Cause if we could only have those Epstein files ♪
I'm pretty sure we'll get that obiiiiiituary ♫
(* to the tune of "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth")
Or that obituary ♪
But how 'bout those Epstein files? ♫
'Cause if we could only have those Epstein files ♪
I'm pretty sure we'll get that obiiiiiituary ♫
(* to the tune of "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth")
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
* All I want for Xmas is the Epstein files ♫
Or that obituary ♪
But how 'bout those Epstein files? ♫
'Cause if we could only have those Epstein files ♪
I'm pretty sure we'll get that obiiiiiituary ♫
(* to the tune of "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth")
Or that obituary ♪
But how 'bout those Epstein files? ♫
'Cause if we could only have those Epstein files ♪
I'm pretty sure we'll get that obiiiiiituary ♫
(* to the tune of "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth")
Can't we just get an annulment from the Orange Bastard?
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Can't we just get an annulment from the Orange Bastard?
Just tell me who he's fighting besides age, infirmity, mental collapse, taste, stairs, grammar, the constitution, reality, facts, credibility, the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein, competence, approval ratings, staying awake at meetings, covfefe, staged assassination attempts and Nazi dictator tendencies.
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Just tell me who he's fighting besides age, infirmity, mental collapse, taste, stairs, grammar, the constitution, reality, facts, credibility, the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein, competence, approval ratings, staying awake at meetings, covfefe, staged assassination attempts and Nazi dictator tendencies.