it's wild how calling someone "dear" is very personal and intimate in every context except for letter writing

Had a dream that there was a meme of Mario jumping on a turtle with the caption "He ejurtlated!"

Had a dream that there was a professional darts player named Budapest Sanchez

Had a dream that I was in a Christmas pageant as "the Italiano Christmas Man"

The recipe for a good social media app isn't hard if you understand that people simply yearn to read and write sentences without angry guys yelling slurs at them

I had dream that I was on twitter and posted "Big Bird is just a FEATHERY HEAP" (that was the entire content of the dream)

On here for real now.