Eric Jay
@ericjay.bsky.social
I can be unremarkable on multiple platforms. Totally doable
...and then they realized they were no longer little goonies, they were little gooners. *sniff*
December 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
...and then they realized they were no longer little goonies, they were little gooners. *sniff*
Update is a lovely name for a hurricane
October 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Update is a lovely name for a hurricane
Guy who's going to annihilate a scab whether it's ready or not:
I think today’s the day my scab falls off 💫
February 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Guy who's going to annihilate a scab whether it's ready or not:
Coming in 2025: The Midlife Crisis of Billy Bob Thornton, starring Michael Shannon
November 15, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Coming in 2025: The Midlife Crisis of Billy Bob Thornton, starring Michael Shannon
Just found out Dusty Springfield is white
May 11, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Just found out Dusty Springfield is white
The stereotypical thing people say when they get glasses for the first time is "The trees have LEAVES again I can't believe it" but for the farsighted it's "I can see so much SEASONING on my food this is insane"
September 24, 2023 at 12:08 AM
The stereotypical thing people say when they get glasses for the first time is "The trees have LEAVES again I can't believe it" but for the farsighted it's "I can see so much SEASONING on my food this is insane"
You can tell I'm excited to be here by how I'm hitting the ground walking
July 13, 2023 at 2:22 AM
You can tell I'm excited to be here by how I'm hitting the ground walking