His Lordship is busy but he has asked me to explain the Bechdel test to you.
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January 19, 2026 at 10:55 AM
His Lordship is busy but he has asked me to explain the Bechdel test to you.
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“You should be over there with those other small people.”
“They’re not small, George, they’re just far away.”
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“They’re not small, George, they’re just far away.”
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December 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“You should be over there with those other small people.”
“They’re not small, George, they’re just far away.”
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“They’re not small, George, they’re just far away.”
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Due to a misunderstanding, the entire Bird Spotters Club had followed a Greater Spotted Twit into the Art Gallery.
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November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Due to a misunderstanding, the entire Bird Spotters Club had followed a Greater Spotted Twit into the Art Gallery.
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It's OK, I'm with the AA.
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October 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It's OK, I'm with the AA.
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Ship’s carpenter’s fitting a new figurehead today so when you get aboard keep moving.
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October 6, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Ship’s carpenter’s fitting a new figurehead today so when you get aboard keep moving.
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Estella is Magwich’s daughter. Miss Haversham sets fire to herself. Pip loses his fortune. Magwich dies in jail. Pip and Estella are reunited.
Now can we go out?
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Now can we go out?
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September 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Estella is Magwich’s daughter. Miss Haversham sets fire to herself. Pip loses his fortune. Magwich dies in jail. Pip and Estella are reunited.
Now can we go out?
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Now can we go out?
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September 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Holmes disguise would have been perfect if only he hadn’t forgotten to change his hat. Fortunately, Moriarty was too occupied with his game of pocket billiards to notice.
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September 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Holmes disguise would have been perfect if only he hadn’t forgotten to change his hat. Fortunately, Moriarty was too occupied with his game of pocket billiards to notice.
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September 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Team GB warm up before the deciding match in the final round of the 1896 European Cat’s Cradle Competition.
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August 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Team GB warm up before the deciding match in the final round of the 1896 European Cat’s Cradle Competition.
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“I love Impressionism”
“Well that’s nothing like Tommy Cooper. The hat’s all wrong. Try saying ‘Just like that’.”
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“Well that’s nothing like Tommy Cooper. The hat’s all wrong. Try saying ‘Just like that’.”
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August 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“I love Impressionism”
“Well that’s nothing like Tommy Cooper. The hat’s all wrong. Try saying ‘Just like that’.”
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“Well that’s nothing like Tommy Cooper. The hat’s all wrong. Try saying ‘Just like that’.”
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August 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Your profile picture does not do you justice, Mr Bradshaw. You should just have used a picture of a busted matress.
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August 4, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Your profile picture does not do you justice, Mr Bradshaw. You should just have used a picture of a busted matress.
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Good grief, Mr Talbot. What must you be like on a FULL moon!
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August 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Good grief, Mr Talbot. What must you be like on a FULL moon!
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I can not help repair your hat and I certainly don’t know where you would go to get felt.
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July 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I can not help repair your hat and I certainly don’t know where you would go to get felt.
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I’m Inspector Plod and this is Constable Twerp. We are undercover officers with the ridiculous crime squad and you are under arrest for the illegal operation of an unlicensed levitating carpet.
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July 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’m Inspector Plod and this is Constable Twerp. We are undercover officers with the ridiculous crime squad and you are under arrest for the illegal operation of an unlicensed levitating carpet.
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It’s not a “problem with the Wi-Fi”, madam. The reason you can’t “get the TikTok on your iPad” is that it’s 1881.
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June 17, 2025 at 8:22 AM
It’s not a “problem with the Wi-Fi”, madam. The reason you can’t “get the TikTok on your iPad” is that it’s 1881.
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The prize for “Most Unexpected Costume in a Sci-fi Movie” goes to Zaphod Beeblebrox as Queen Victoria and Prince Albert. #GirlsOwnCC
June 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The prize for “Most Unexpected Costume in a Sci-fi Movie” goes to Zaphod Beeblebrox as Queen Victoria and Prince Albert. #GirlsOwnCC
Sorry we’re late but we’ve only got one oar. We’ve been going round in circles for two hours.
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June 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Sorry we’re late but we’ve only got one oar. We’ve been going round in circles for two hours.
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I’m sure you feel fine but you know the rule, Nan. One in, one out. We’ve phoned Dignitas.
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May 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’m sure you feel fine but you know the rule, Nan. One in, one out. We’ve phoned Dignitas.
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As Florence and Prudence both let rip, Elsie deploys her patent anti-fart hood.
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May 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
As Florence and Prudence both let rip, Elsie deploys her patent anti-fart hood.
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“You can’t be missing Arthur already, Enid. Would it help if I mansplained something to you?”
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April 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
“You can’t be missing Arthur already, Enid. Would it help if I mansplained something to you?”
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April 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I need more followers.
April 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I need more followers.
For pity’s sake, Edith. Why did you put superglue on his wrist?
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April 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
For pity’s sake, Edith. Why did you put superglue on his wrist?
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