Eric Foltin
@ericfoltin.bsky.social
I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and zero patience for nonsense, and I’d rather be geocaching than explaining anything twice. I trust my three dogs more than most people: Jersey the Saint Bernard, Larkin the Belgian Malinois, and Aldo the Miniature Pinscher.
I tried to relax. The dogs formed a hostile takeover. One used my face as a pillow, another drooled on my soul, and the little one judged me in his sleep. I live here now. Send snacks.
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#dog #dogs #dogsofbluesky #GenXLife #NapFail
January 29, 2026 at 9:44 AM
I tried to relax. The dogs formed a hostile takeover. One used my face as a pillow, another drooled on my soul, and the little one judged me in his sleep. I live here now. Send snacks.
#dog #dogs #dogsofbluesky #GenXLife #NapFail
#dog #dogs #dogsofbluesky #GenXLife #NapFail