not now daddy, kitten is sending nudes to tgirls who make malware
November 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
not now daddy, kitten is sending nudes to tgirls who make malware
Went hard in the goddamn paint this halloween
November 3, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Went hard in the goddamn paint this halloween
Not now daddy, kitten is muzzleloading on the Mississippi River
October 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Not now daddy, kitten is muzzleloading on the Mississippi River
Not now daddy, kitten is in a Fortnite match letting the Sabrina Carpenter skins blow my brains out
October 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Not now daddy, kitten is in a Fortnite match letting the Sabrina Carpenter skins blow my brains out
"Girl imma be coming at you like I got paper shredders for hands" is a sentence I've used to flirt with a girl, and hey bitch guess what it worked
October 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"Girl imma be coming at you like I got paper shredders for hands" is a sentence I've used to flirt with a girl, and hey bitch guess what it worked
Like what kinda scp cognitohazard shit is that
July 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Like what kinda scp cognitohazard shit is that
I just found out what terminal lucidity is, the human brain is wild
July 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I just found out what terminal lucidity is, the human brain is wild
I accidentally ate a slug last night. Should I be worried
May 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I accidentally ate a slug last night. Should I be worried
If I could write a TV series I would do it about the Honolulu Chinatown fire of 1900
May 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If I could write a TV series I would do it about the Honolulu Chinatown fire of 1900
Once opeth got that mellotron they kinda lost the plot
April 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Once opeth got that mellotron they kinda lost the plot
The other day I was on the phone with my bestie and my partner said ily to me so I said it back, then I turned back to my bestie and said "you are the earth that grounds me and the stars that guide me" and partner was just like DAMN I'm RIGHT HERE
April 4, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The other day I was on the phone with my bestie and my partner said ily to me so I said it back, then I turned back to my bestie and said "you are the earth that grounds me and the stars that guide me" and partner was just like DAMN I'm RIGHT HERE
I'm seriously such a loser
April 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm seriously such a loser
It's really bad out here in the American frontier yall
March 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It's really bad out here in the American frontier yall
Lost the job that I loved so much today wooooo
March 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Lost the job that I loved so much today wooooo
I've had 4 dreams about Kendrick Lamar this last week. And every time he's always trying to pass on some wisdom in a word or a phrase and I can never remember what it is. Wack
February 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I've had 4 dreams about Kendrick Lamar this last week. And every time he's always trying to pass on some wisdom in a word or a phrase and I can never remember what it is. Wack
Frilled neck lizards are crazy man
February 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Frilled neck lizards are crazy man
Not a female or a male just a le
February 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Not a female or a male just a le
Also got locked out of my Twitter account for a post I made a year ago about *ss*ssinating tr*mp lol
February 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Also got locked out of my Twitter account for a post I made a year ago about *ss*ssinating tr*mp lol
Deftones has become the anthem makers for goth OF girlies
February 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Deftones has become the anthem makers for goth OF girlies
It was a perfect day of getting run through by every gender
February 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It was a perfect day of getting run through by every gender
It's caffeinederall time
January 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It's caffeinederall time
Oh yeah this is what fireworks on the west side of Oahu look like
January 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Oh yeah this is what fireworks on the west side of Oahu look like
