I’m sick of his face

Hi, I’m God.

I’m sorry that things are so bad. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

I regret free will daily.

Love?

God

Quick check to see who our allies are now: if 9/11 happened today, who would actually help us find who did it? Canada? No. The EU? No. We are alone except for Israel and maybe Russia, which is too preoccupied to help, and whose “help” would be bad. We are so incredibly unsafe and effectively fucked.

Toby is happy because the window is open! #caturday #spring

Things I trust more than our government:

1. Peeing in a dream
2. The cardboard handle on the 30 rack of beer
3. HR
4. Gas station sushi
5. A Sicilian man when death is on the line

Priscilla enjoyed the afternoon sun

I’m too old for this shit

Aurora over Monument Valley, Arizona 🇺🇸

Sharing a new image from dad. A month after his five skin cancer surgeries, including a graft under his left eye, he can remove his eye shield, drive and walk along the beach. Most importantly, he can get back to his photography!