Eo7 Media
@eo7media.bsky.social
🏳️🌈💙 Badass creatives who loathe cookie-cutter corporate marketing as much as you do. Our diabolical mission is to break the mold + make people actually feel. So, what we gonna do today, Eo7? Same thing we do everyday, help badass brands make badass content!
Fun fact: Drone shots make everything look cooler. Even a parking lot can look cinematic if the drone flies dramatically enough.
January 18, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Fun fact: Drone shots make everything look cooler. Even a parking lot can look cinematic if the drone flies dramatically enough.
We’ve decided to create an office mascot. It’s a sentient pile of unsubmitted invoices. His name is Regret.
January 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
We’ve decided to create an office mascot. It’s a sentient pile of unsubmitted invoices. His name is Regret.
During a client presentation, the intern referred to brand loyalty as “a vibe that slaps.” The client nodded. We’re both confused and impressed and their campaign starts filming Monday.
January 16, 2026 at 2:01 PM
During a client presentation, the intern referred to brand loyalty as “a vibe that slaps.” The client nodded. We’re both confused and impressed and their campaign starts filming Monday.
Our office manager Rex just implemented a new policy: no meetings during nap time. Nap time is, apparently, whenever Rex decides it is.
January 15, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Our office manager Rex just implemented a new policy: no meetings during nap time. Nap time is, apparently, whenever Rex decides it is.
Our team is working so hard we almost forgot to post about how hard we’re working.
Almost.
Almost.
January 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Our team is working so hard we almost forgot to post about how hard we’re working.
Almost.
Almost.
Nobody loves hashtags more than people who don’t know how to use them. Find a couple good ones, step away from the keyboard and go back to doing what you do best.
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Nobody loves hashtags more than people who don’t know how to use them. Find a couple good ones, step away from the keyboard and go back to doing what you do best.
Fun fact: If your product photos look like they were taken on a potato, your audience will scroll past them faster than you can say “up your resolution.”
January 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Fun fact: If your product photos look like they were taken on a potato, your audience will scroll past them faster than you can say “up your resolution.”
We just finished our quarterly team-building exercise. It was one round of charades and three hours of debating whether cereal is soup. PRODUCTIVE AS HELL.
January 11, 2026 at 2:01 PM
We just finished our quarterly team-building exercise. It was one round of charades and three hours of debating whether cereal is soup. PRODUCTIVE AS HELL.
The intern believes every TikTok should start with “Hey besties.” For the foreseeable future, they are going to be working on a farm upstate.
January 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The intern believes every TikTok should start with “Hey besties.” For the foreseeable future, they are going to be working on a farm upstate.
Rex, our office manager, just vetoed the marketing campaign by sitting on it. He’s a firm believer in doing less but doing it better.
January 9, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Rex, our office manager, just vetoed the marketing campaign by sitting on it. He’s a firm believer in doing less but doing it better.
Just learned our coffee budget for the month is twice our marketing budget. This explains both our productivity and our priorities.
January 7, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Just learned our coffee budget for the month is twice our marketing budget. This explains both our productivity and our priorities.
Big announcement: We’re hosting a workshop on “How to Make Your Brand Cooler.” Step one: hire us. Step two: refer to step one.
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Big announcement: We’re hosting a workshop on “How to Make Your Brand Cooler.” Step one: hire us. Step two: refer to step one.
The team has decided that all creative meetings will now begin with interpretive dance. Please dress accordingly.
January 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
The team has decided that all creative meetings will now begin with interpretive dance. Please dress accordingly.
Engagement is a two-way street. If your social feed is all “look at me,” don’t be surprised when nobody does. Pro tip - they have these things called mirrors …
January 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Engagement is a two-way street. If your social feed is all “look at me,” don’t be surprised when nobody does. Pro tip - they have these things called mirrors …
Fun fact: Posting every day isn’t a strategy. Posting something worth reading is.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Fun fact: Posting every day isn’t a strategy. Posting something worth reading is.
The intern scheduled posts for 2026. We appreciate the optimism but not the memes about hoverboards.
January 2, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The intern scheduled posts for 2026. We appreciate the optimism but not the memes about hoverboards.
We just spent two hours arguing about whether a brand’s tagline should be “For Every Occasion” or “For Your Every Occasion.” Someone cried, someone left the room, and someone ordered pizza. The voting starts next week.
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 PM
We just spent two hours arguing about whether a brand’s tagline should be “For Every Occasion” or “For Your Every Occasion.” Someone cried, someone left the room, and someone ordered pizza. The voting starts next week.
We’ve decided every brand video should feature a plot twist. Today’s test shoot ended with the product turning into a robot and running offscreen. We’re not sure if it’s on-brand for the bagel company, but it’s definitely unforgettable.
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
We’ve decided every brand video should feature a plot twist. Today’s test shoot ended with the product turning into a robot and running offscreen. We’re not sure if it’s on-brand for the bagel company, but it’s definitely unforgettable.
The office whiteboard now says, “No idea is too ridiculous,” and the first pitch of the day was a brand partnership with otters. Not for any particular reason—just otters. The vibes are immaculate today/
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The office whiteboard now says, “No idea is too ridiculous,” and the first pitch of the day was a brand partnership with otters. Not for any particular reason—just otters. The vibes are immaculate today/
The team spent four hours debating whether your product video needed more “emotion.” Someone suggested adding a single tear rolling down the side of the box. It’s bold, it’s heartbreaking, and it’s somehow too on-the-nose. We’re trying again tomorrow.
December 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The team spent four hours debating whether your product video needed more “emotion.” Someone suggested adding a single tear rolling down the side of the box. It’s bold, it’s heartbreaking, and it’s somehow too on-the-nose. We’re trying again tomorrow.
Our biggest debate this week: Can a brand be both “elevated” and “quirky?” The answer is yes, but only if your mascot is wearing a top hat.
December 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Our biggest debate this week: Can a brand be both “elevated” and “quirky?” The answer is yes, but only if your mascot is wearing a top hat.
Breaking: Our team is launching a “Post-Meeting Pizza Policy.” All feedback will now be delivered over pepperoni slices.
December 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Breaking: Our team is launching a “Post-Meeting Pizza Policy.” All feedback will now be delivered over pepperoni slices.
We just spent three hours testing the optimal level of sparkle for your product video. Verdict: a lot.
December 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
We just spent three hours testing the optimal level of sparkle for your product video. Verdict: a lot.
If your bio still says “innovative solutions,” congrats, you’re as unique as a slice of white bread. Time for an update. Looking at you, Sara Lee.
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If your bio still says “innovative solutions,” congrats, you’re as unique as a slice of white bread. Time for an update. Looking at you, Sara Lee.
If you need multiple paragraphs or more than a couple seconds to explain what you do as a business, you don’t have a clear brand identity - you have a quickly growing therapy bill.
December 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If you need multiple paragraphs or more than a couple seconds to explain what you do as a business, you don’t have a clear brand identity - you have a quickly growing therapy bill.