Eo7 Media
@eo7media.bsky.social
🏳️🌈💙 Badass creatives who loathe cookie-cutter corporate marketing as much as you do. Our diabolical mission is to break the mold + make people actually feel. So, what we gonna do today, Eo7? Same thing we do everyday, help badass brands make badass content!
Our biggest debate this week: Can a brand be both “elevated” and “quirky?” The answer is yes, but only if your mascot is wearing a top hat.
December 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Our biggest debate this week: Can a brand be both “elevated” and “quirky?” The answer is yes, but only if your mascot is wearing a top hat.
Breaking: Our team is launching a “Post-Meeting Pizza Policy.” All feedback will now be delivered over pepperoni slices.
December 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Breaking: Our team is launching a “Post-Meeting Pizza Policy.” All feedback will now be delivered over pepperoni slices.
We just spent three hours testing the optimal level of sparkle for your product video. Verdict: a lot.
December 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
We just spent three hours testing the optimal level of sparkle for your product video. Verdict: a lot.
If your bio still says “innovative solutions,” congrats, you’re as unique as a slice of white bread. Time for an update. Looking at you, Sara Lee.
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If your bio still says “innovative solutions,” congrats, you’re as unique as a slice of white bread. Time for an update. Looking at you, Sara Lee.
If you need multiple paragraphs or more than a couple seconds to explain what you do as a business, you don’t have a clear brand identity - you have a quickly growing therapy bill.
December 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If you need multiple paragraphs or more than a couple seconds to explain what you do as a business, you don’t have a clear brand identity - you have a quickly growing therapy bill.
Marketing hack: Rebranding doesn’t mean slapping a new font on your name. Unless that font is Helvetica. Helvetica fixes everything.
I’m looking at you, Comic Sans.
I’m looking at you, Comic Sans.
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Marketing hack: Rebranding doesn’t mean slapping a new font on your name. Unless that font is Helvetica. Helvetica fixes everything.
I’m looking at you, Comic Sans.
I’m looking at you, Comic Sans.
Fun fact: The Boba Fett Theory: having a “mystery” vibe is cool, but being unclear about what your company does is not. People love intrigue, but they also love knowing why they’re here.
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Fun fact: The Boba Fett Theory: having a “mystery” vibe is cool, but being unclear about what your company does is not. People love intrigue, but they also love knowing why they’re here.
Nothing says ‘I value our partnership’ like not opening a single email we’ve sent you since April. Just throwing it out there, Sharon.
December 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Nothing says ‘I value our partnership’ like not opening a single email we’ve sent you since April. Just throwing it out there, Sharon.
Every day, someone asks us to define what we do. Every day, we reply, “We make badass content for badass brands.” Every day, they ask, “But like, what content?” Please stop asking.
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Every day, someone asks us to define what we do. Every day, we reply, “We make badass content for badass brands.” Every day, they ask, “But like, what content?” Please stop asking.
If this post gets 10,000 likes, our social media manager said I can finally order guac without guilt during client lunches. Do it for the children… I’m the children.
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If this post gets 10,000 likes, our social media manager said I can finally order guac without guilt during client lunches. Do it for the children… I’m the children.
The social media intern's campaign pitch: “What if our posts were, like, alive?” Please send help. They’re pitching AI memes now.
December 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The social media intern's campaign pitch: “What if our posts were, like, alive?” Please send help. They’re pitching AI memes now.
Rex, our office manager, has added “Director of Chaos” to his title after an intense 3 AM zoomies session. He’s truly multi-faceted and inspirational.
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Rex, our office manager, has added “Director of Chaos” to his title after an intense 3 AM zoomies session. He’s truly multi-faceted and inspirational.
Every brand video should answer one question: “Why should anyone care?” Today’s answer involved a camera dolly, a smoke machine, and a very dramatic orange.
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Every brand video should answer one question: “Why should anyone care?” Today’s answer involved a camera dolly, a smoke machine, and a very dramatic orange.
We just spent 45 minutes debating if “content creator” is a cooler title than “digital sorcerer.” Results inconclusive.
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
We just spent 45 minutes debating if “content creator” is a cooler title than “digital sorcerer.” Results inconclusive.
Your product or service is amazing, but people won’t know that unless your marketing says more than, “It’s great!” Sell the story, not the thing.
December 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Your product or service is amazing, but people won’t know that unless your marketing says more than, “It’s great!” Sell the story, not the thing.
Marketing tip: A strong brand voice makes your audience lean in. A weak one makes them turn away. A confusing one makes them call for help - I need an adult!
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Marketing tip: A strong brand voice makes your audience lean in. A weak one makes them turn away. A confusing one makes them call for help - I need an adult!
Your marketing budget isn’t an expense; it’s an investment. Unless you spent it all on branded stress balls, USB sticks and fidget spinners - that just means your middle schooler nephew Justin is not the best pick for your marketing department.
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Your marketing budget isn’t an expense; it’s an investment. Unless you spent it all on branded stress balls, USB sticks and fidget spinners - that just means your middle schooler nephew Justin is not the best pick for your marketing department.
Not every brand needs a TikTok. If your audience isn’t there, you’re just dancing for an empty room. Personally, we wouldn’t know what this feels like, I mean, who in their right mind makes dance videos at 2 am for a brand marketing business… I’m so tired.
December 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Not every brand needs a TikTok. If your audience isn’t there, you’re just dancing for an empty room. Personally, we wouldn’t know what this feels like, I mean, who in their right mind makes dance videos at 2 am for a brand marketing business… I’m so tired.
SEO is important, but if your headline looks like a robot wrote it, no human is clicking. Remember, Google doesn’t buy things - people do.
December 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
SEO is important, but if your headline looks like a robot wrote it, no human is clicking. Remember, Google doesn’t buy things - people do.
The words “authentic” and “innovative” mean nothing if your campaign looks like every other ad in your industry. Be real. Be weird. Be remembered.
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The words “authentic” and “innovative” mean nothing if your campaign looks like every other ad in your industry. Be real. Be weird. Be remembered.
Branding rule: If your mission statement has more words than your website has visitors, maybe it’s time to simplify your brand marketing.
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Branding rule: If your mission statement has more words than your website has visitors, maybe it’s time to simplify your brand marketing.
Fun fact: Great brand videos don’t just “happen.” Unless by “happen,” you mean 23 takes, 4 hours of editing, and a caffeine-induced breakdown.
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Fun fact: Great brand videos don’t just “happen.” Unless by “happen,” you mean 23 takes, 4 hours of editing, and a caffeine-induced breakdown.
Our office manager Rex vetoed today’s brainstorming session by knocking the whiteboard markers onto the floor. He believes in action, not words.
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Our office manager Rex vetoed today’s brainstorming session by knocking the whiteboard markers onto the floor. He believes in action, not words.
We were going to post some inspirational marketing advice, but then we remembered our audience is way too cool for that.
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We were going to post some inspirational marketing advice, but then we remembered our audience is way too cool for that.
We asked the intern to A/B test captions. They came back with “A is vibes, B is extra vibes.” Insightful.
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
We asked the intern to A/B test captions. They came back with “A is vibes, B is extra vibes.” Insightful.