Niko
@envyem.bsky.social
35. Senior UX Researcher. Super goth mom. Pug connoisseur. She/her. 💖💜💙
People who work out in jeans: why?
December 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
People who work out in jeans: why?
Like I needed another hobby, I started making micromosaics haha.
July 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Like I needed another hobby, I started making micromosaics haha.
Honestly Leela is just so precious 🥹
May 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Honestly Leela is just so precious 🥹
Forcing my entire house to watch the Eurovision finals live. 😂
May 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Forcing my entire house to watch the Eurovision finals live. 😂
Last night after an ER trip, we had to make the hard decision to put Zuul down. The tumor in his leg was cancerous and his blood loss put him in a state he couldn’t come back from. He was just shy of his 14th birthday.
Give your pets an extra treat and smooch for him today. ❤️
Give your pets an extra treat and smooch for him today. ❤️
May 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Last night after an ER trip, we had to make the hard decision to put Zuul down. The tumor in his leg was cancerous and his blood loss put him in a state he couldn’t come back from. He was just shy of his 14th birthday.
Give your pets an extra treat and smooch for him today. ❤️
Give your pets an extra treat and smooch for him today. ❤️
Me the past few days having to deal with a gigantic mystery lump on Zuul’s leg, finding a “mystery lump” in his chest on the CT scan, and the current fallout waiting for test results while also needing to work and be a parent.
a young man wearing sunglasses and a hat says " i am straight up not having a good time "
Alt: a young man wearing sunglasses and a hat says " i am straight up not having a good time "
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May 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Me the past few days having to deal with a gigantic mystery lump on Zuul’s leg, finding a “mystery lump” in his chest on the CT scan, and the current fallout waiting for test results while also needing to work and be a parent.
How are you in the gym drinking coffee, doing squats, and NOT shitting your brains out?!
April 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
How are you in the gym drinking coffee, doing squats, and NOT shitting your brains out?!
The OG. My April fool. Miss my big girl. Give your animals a treat in her honor ❤️
April 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The OG. My April fool. Miss my big girl. Give your animals a treat in her honor ❤️
Love an unexpected first class upgrade. ✈️
March 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Love an unexpected first class upgrade. ✈️
If you want to tank your mood for the day, I highly recommend talking to your EU coworkers about things like insurance and taxes.
February 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
If you want to tank your mood for the day, I highly recommend talking to your EU coworkers about things like insurance and taxes.
Been traveling for almost 24 hours. Tried to figure out what was in a sandwich by googling it in Dutch and short circuited for a beat because everything came up in even more Dutch.
February 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Been traveling for almost 24 hours. Tried to figure out what was in a sandwich by googling it in Dutch and short circuited for a beat because everything came up in even more Dutch.
Good morning to everyone that wipes their gym equipment down after use.
February 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Good morning to everyone that wipes their gym equipment down after use.
Hm, a question for upcoming travel. I may have an 8 hour layover in #amsterdam. Anything that’s a must do? Places to store luggage while I do them?
January 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Hm, a question for upcoming travel. I may have an 8 hour layover in #amsterdam. Anything that’s a must do? Places to store luggage while I do them?
I feel like my wrist wraps give off a very Hotline Miami vibe.
January 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I feel like my wrist wraps give off a very Hotline Miami vibe.
Big positive vibes for my Leela today. Her last echocardiogram showed a mass on her heart and today she gets xrays to learn more.
January 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Big positive vibes for my Leela today. Her last echocardiogram showed a mass on her heart and today she gets xrays to learn more.
@jdwolff.bsky.social Welcome to this jawn!
January 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
@jdwolff.bsky.social Welcome to this jawn!
An hour in the blood rave from Blade would heal me, I think.
January 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
An hour in the blood rave from Blade would heal me, I think.
My big babyman had a lump removed from his side. Hoping it’s nothing.
January 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My big babyman had a lump removed from his side. Hoping it’s nothing.
May you be as excited for something as our daughter is about Tally the inventory robot.
December 8, 2024 at 10:34 PM
May you be as excited for something as our daughter is about Tally the inventory robot.
Me sitting in my car for the last 30 mins after drinking pre-workout on the way to the gym and forgetting it doesn’t open until 7.
a cartoon character from beavis and butthead is holding a pencil and a pair of metallica pencils
Alt: a cartoon character from beavis and butthead is holding a pencil and a pair of metallica pencils
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December 7, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Me sitting in my car for the last 30 mins after drinking pre-workout on the way to the gym and forgetting it doesn’t open until 7.