How It’s Done from #kpopdemonhunters except in the style of the Beastie Boys.

Ok, hear me out - instead of using AI to summarize an email that was drafted by someone else’s AI, can I just get an AI to fix broken numbered list formatting in google docs? Please?

Reminiscing on my career so far -

Early 2000’s, summer internship working for a midsize engineering company. I was sent out across Baltimore City to look at existing infrastructure to prep for the (now scuttled) Red Line - mostly signals and on-street parking.

Naturally, neighbors were curious -

Mitigating difficulties regarding accessibility of transportation to families with young children - free minivans? Car seat discounts? Or just nixing transit because it’s hard to wrangle kids on a bus?

For funsies -

Ode DeJoy

Where’s my package, where’s my gift card, where’s my jelly of the month?

Refresh pages, update tracking, where on earth is East Pelunth?

I sent this in late November, what do you mean that it’s not there?

So much for express delivery, guess they’re getting underwear!

Pro tip for managers (and probably everyone else) - only ask someone “Do you hate me?” If you’re prepared for an honest response.

Traffic engineers - hated by drivers for giving room to bikes and peds, hated by bikes and peds for giving room to cars, ignored and underfunded by the politicians who won’t be convinced there are better ways to do things.

The cycle continues forever - is it any wonder we don’t enjoy engaging?

Disease prevalence in US states before & after vaccine introduction

Graphic from Edward Tufte
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