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Important message from me 🧡💙🧡💙
Soundwave.
October 26, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Like, I used to be so skinny, you could hold my waist like a cheeseburger.
I’m getting fat, so I’m running. Fingers crossed most of the fat stays in my ass and tits tho.
October 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m getting fat, so I’m running. Fingers crossed most of the fat stays in my ass and tits tho.
October 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Important message from me 🧡💙🧡💙
October 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My Hollywood dream is to be able to get rid of my double chin and tighten the skin.
October 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’ve become too powerful… I’ve ripped through TWO pairs of jeans because of my fat ass.
October 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This HRT shit really works my hips are like, insane now wtf? (Oh, and my tiddies too lmao)
October 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
workinonit (i promise the album art wont JUST be a wall..)
September 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
HEY I FORGOT I HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA!!! ALBUM SOON OK BYE!! 🗣️🗣️
September 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The soundwaves.
September 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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WHERE IS ENGINE THE ROBOT???
September 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
WHERE IS ENGINE THE ROBOT???
September 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Almost got my identity stolen trying to buy soundwave. Never using AliExpress again.
September 6, 2025 at 7:16 AM
saw a rockstar shift i wanted to do, and had to decline because im working my last days at my stupid dumb old work on those days ( and the hours woulda been at least 10 - 4. and working a 9 - 4 shift and heading to another one, and then showing up to work the next day would be cruel on myself
September 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Engine video editing tip of the day!!!

dont make your entire voice/audio clip bounced into one file so you cant edit it later. otherwise you have to commit to the unfunny joke you made a month ago.
September 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
i miss when singers knew when to shut the fuck up and let the music come through. especially when a song just had the latter half as an instrumental like, just jam out! if you need to cram an entire novel in, that means you are fucking up as a lyric writer. (unless you are a rapper)
September 2, 2025 at 8:10 AM
its funny that this announcement video is already so dated because i TOOK TOO LONG making it, and optimistic little me thought i could finish the video before i finished uni.

so together, lets larp and pretend that im still in uni!
September 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
tried feastables and they are ASS. tastes like plastic. tastes like the shitty Kmart no-name brand chocolate eggs you would get for easter. it tastes so fake.

perfect for Mr Beast.
September 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I did not care for the Chao Garden...
August 31, 2025 at 7:21 AM
i just submitted my final assessment for Uni.
a blurry picture of a batman with a serious expression on his face
ALT: a blurry picture of a batman with a serious expression on his face
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
im supposed to be finishing my FINAL assessment right now, like, this is the last one before i am set to GRADUATE, and i have until sunday and im just 'Hare and the Toritse-ing' it.

im already done, ill submit it tomorrow.
August 29, 2025 at 12:28 PM
i think im pretty much on my final laser hair removal appointment in a month, this shit is basically GONE now.
maybe i could get started on other parts of my body? or just save for other things (like facial fem surgery)
August 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
man, i really miss Japanese melon soda. the stuff i find at asian supermarkets here just aren't the same
August 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM