Abbreviated Reviews
@endyogaming.bsky.social
https://www.youtube.com/@abbreviatedreviews
Your one-stop shop for hot takes, warm satire, and tepid commentary.
Sometimes video games.
Your one-stop shop for hot takes, warm satire, and tepid commentary.
Sometimes video games.
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Finding Out if Humble Choice Is Worth It
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
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Humble Choice isn't a choice that will humble you. It's $15. But that's money you could spend on a mediocre pizza or a really good sandwich.
So I took my precious time to see if this month's Humble Choice Bundle thing was worth it.
youtu.be/R5MpGw3-5Gc
So I took my precious time to see if this month's Humble Choice Bundle thing was worth it.
youtu.be/R5MpGw3-5Gc
Hey guys, this hammer's pretty cool.
@helldivers2.bsky.social
@helldivers2.bsky.social
This new hammer's pretty cool... #helldivers2 #hammertime
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
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February 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Hey guys, this hammer's pretty cool.
@helldivers2.bsky.social
@helldivers2.bsky.social
It's been about six months since I bought a new front door and I still can't stop looking at other people's doors and judging them.
February 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
It's been about six months since I bought a new front door and I still can't stop looking at other people's doors and judging them.
Humble Choice isn't a choice that will humble you. It's $15. But that's money you could spend on a mediocre pizza or a really good sandwich.
So I took my precious time to see if this month's Humble Choice Bundle thing was worth it.
youtu.be/R5MpGw3-5Gc
So I took my precious time to see if this month's Humble Choice Bundle thing was worth it.
youtu.be/R5MpGw3-5Gc
Finding Out if Humble Choice Is Worth It
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Humble Choice isn't a choice that will humble you. It's $15. But that's money you could spend on a mediocre pizza or a really good sandwich.
So I took my precious time to see if this month's Humble Choice Bundle thing was worth it.
youtu.be/R5MpGw3-5Gc
So I took my precious time to see if this month's Humble Choice Bundle thing was worth it.
youtu.be/R5MpGw3-5Gc
If you like pinball and killing things with pinballs and somehow also building things with pinballs, the Pinkeep demo is now available for you to try:
youtu.be/GLWDQV0Ngwc
@okomotive.ch
youtu.be/GLWDQV0Ngwc
@okomotive.ch
Pinball Meets Tower Defense (Someone Added Cards) -- Pinkeep
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 8:45 PM
If you like pinball and killing things with pinballs and somehow also building things with pinballs, the Pinkeep demo is now available for you to try:
youtu.be/GLWDQV0Ngwc
@okomotive.ch
youtu.be/GLWDQV0Ngwc
@okomotive.ch
Slot machines can be cruel - so it seems appropriate to turn that malice onto your enemies.
That's Slots & Daggers: youtu.be/nzhZI_nyy3c
That's Slots & Daggers: youtu.be/nzhZI_nyy3c
Spinning Slots to Poke with Daggers - Slots & Daggers
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Slot machines can be cruel - so it seems appropriate to turn that malice onto your enemies.
That's Slots & Daggers: youtu.be/nzhZI_nyy3c
That's Slots & Daggers: youtu.be/nzhZI_nyy3c
There are some big games coming out in 2026. These aren't those. These are the ones your weird friends talk about on discord.
Games: youtu.be/xQb8UTXxFgo
Games: youtu.be/xQb8UTXxFgo
Games You Didn't Know Were Coming in 2026
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 6:15 PM
There are some big games coming out in 2026. These aren't those. These are the ones your weird friends talk about on discord.
Games: youtu.be/xQb8UTXxFgo
Games: youtu.be/xQb8UTXxFgo
The best way to gamble is not losing any money. Sure you might fall into a dark pit of certain death, but you'll have fun in the process
CloverPit: youtu.be/Yk1SMQKgaWA
#CloverPit
CloverPit: youtu.be/Yk1SMQKgaWA
#CloverPit
Gambling With Your Life - For Fun!
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 9:14 PM
The best way to gamble is not losing any money. Sure you might fall into a dark pit of certain death, but you'll have fun in the process
CloverPit: youtu.be/Yk1SMQKgaWA
#CloverPit
CloverPit: youtu.be/Yk1SMQKgaWA
#CloverPit
Knowing that Youtube requires videos to be at *least* eight minutes long to run midroll ads really highlights how many people pad the fuck out of their content to stretch it to that runtime.
January 15, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Knowing that Youtube requires videos to be at *least* eight minutes long to run midroll ads really highlights how many people pad the fuck out of their content to stretch it to that runtime.
It's the time of year when we look back at the previous year and say "that was a year."
Here's the BEST games I played:
youtu.be/DC0qFFqSBtk
Here's the BEST games I DIDN'T play: youtu.be/LstPFFoYuKA
Here's the BEST games I played:
youtu.be/DC0qFFqSBtk
Here's the BEST games I DIDN'T play: youtu.be/LstPFFoYuKA
January 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
It's the time of year when we look back at the previous year and say "that was a year."
Here's the BEST games I played:
youtu.be/DC0qFFqSBtk
Here's the BEST games I DIDN'T play: youtu.be/LstPFFoYuKA
Here's the BEST games I played:
youtu.be/DC0qFFqSBtk
Here's the BEST games I DIDN'T play: youtu.be/LstPFFoYuKA
I haven't 'low-fived' anyone over the age of two in at least 20 years.
December 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I haven't 'low-fived' anyone over the age of two in at least 20 years.
It seems like no matter how outrageously bad a movie was, you'll always find clips of it with comments like "this movie is underrated."
December 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It seems like no matter how outrageously bad a movie was, you'll always find clips of it with comments like "this movie is underrated."
If you like Bullet Heavens, you'll like this game.
If you like Tower Defense, you'll like this game.
If you like City Builders, I'm not sure why you thought this game would be that.
Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road: youtu.be/OvkJjlsBxAs
If you like Tower Defense, you'll like this game.
If you like City Builders, I'm not sure why you thought this game would be that.
Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road: youtu.be/OvkJjlsBxAs
City Hall Strikes Back -- Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If you like Bullet Heavens, you'll like this game.
If you like Tower Defense, you'll like this game.
If you like City Builders, I'm not sure why you thought this game would be that.
Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road: youtu.be/OvkJjlsBxAs
If you like Tower Defense, you'll like this game.
If you like City Builders, I'm not sure why you thought this game would be that.
Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road: youtu.be/OvkJjlsBxAs
Urban Strike made me a weird kid who had a strange obsession with helicopters.
Now, I'm a weird adult.
But this time I have Cleared Hot and it's pretty much the same feeling.
youtu.be/PinlW1XdzvE
#ClearedHot
Now, I'm a weird adult.
But this time I have Cleared Hot and it's pretty much the same feeling.
youtu.be/PinlW1XdzvE
#ClearedHot
Desert Strike Nostalgia Come to Life -- Cleared Hot
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Urban Strike made me a weird kid who had a strange obsession with helicopters.
Now, I'm a weird adult.
But this time I have Cleared Hot and it's pretty much the same feeling.
youtu.be/PinlW1XdzvE
#ClearedHot
Now, I'm a weird adult.
But this time I have Cleared Hot and it's pretty much the same feeling.
youtu.be/PinlW1XdzvE
#ClearedHot
I took a short break from Star Citizen, so, of course, they decided to release a ton of stuff.
But I checked it all out and made this long-ass video about it.
See? youtu.be/B3c9Iws-Jig
#StarCitizen
But I checked it all out and made this long-ass video about it.
See? youtu.be/B3c9Iws-Jig
#StarCitizen
Star Citizen Inches Toward Release with a New System, New Ships, and Old Aliens
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I took a short break from Star Citizen, so, of course, they decided to release a ton of stuff.
But I checked it all out and made this long-ass video about it.
See? youtu.be/B3c9Iws-Jig
#StarCitizen
But I checked it all out and made this long-ass video about it.
See? youtu.be/B3c9Iws-Jig
#StarCitizen
Everyone loves a "New Coke" story. That's why they keep making them.
Now, in a few years, we'll get "Painkiller Classic" and everyone will call it a conspiracy.
youtu.be/juWupAPLkNI
Now, in a few years, we'll get "Painkiller Classic" and everyone will call it a conspiracy.
youtu.be/juWupAPLkNI
Painkiller is DOA
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Everyone loves a "New Coke" story. That's why they keep making them.
Now, in a few years, we'll get "Painkiller Classic" and everyone will call it a conspiracy.
youtu.be/juWupAPLkNI
Now, in a few years, we'll get "Painkiller Classic" and everyone will call it a conspiracy.
youtu.be/juWupAPLkNI
You suck.
I blow.
The leaves are just part of the fun.
Here's a review of Leaf Blower Co.
➡️ youtu.be/LCMYXGCPpDQ
I blow.
The leaves are just part of the fun.
Here's a review of Leaf Blower Co.
➡️ youtu.be/LCMYXGCPpDQ
Leave No Leaf Unblown -- Leaf Blower Co
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You suck.
I blow.
The leaves are just part of the fun.
Here's a review of Leaf Blower Co.
➡️ youtu.be/LCMYXGCPpDQ
I blow.
The leaves are just part of the fun.
Here's a review of Leaf Blower Co.
➡️ youtu.be/LCMYXGCPpDQ
You've seen Frankenstein, but now you can see it again - but slightly different. It's call Hollywood and it's the best they can do. But Guillermo del Toro can make anything cool.
youtu.be/Fttl_fJnS9I
youtu.be/Fttl_fJnS9I
Frankenstein -- Recapped, Reviewed, Reanimated
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You've seen Frankenstein, but now you can see it again - but slightly different. It's call Hollywood and it's the best they can do. But Guillermo del Toro can make anything cool.
youtu.be/Fttl_fJnS9I
youtu.be/Fttl_fJnS9I
What are you supposed to do while waiting for a bagel to toast?
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
What are you supposed to do while waiting for a bagel to toast?
Mark Rober used to be this cool former NASA engineer doing crazy projects in his backyard while teaching people things.
Now he spends 20 minutes doing MrBeast-style edits and jokes with as little substance as possible.
Now he spends 20 minutes doing MrBeast-style edits and jokes with as little substance as possible.
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Mark Rober used to be this cool former NASA engineer doing crazy projects in his backyard while teaching people things.
Now he spends 20 minutes doing MrBeast-style edits and jokes with as little substance as possible.
Now he spends 20 minutes doing MrBeast-style edits and jokes with as little substance as possible.
You didn't play all of the games in the Steam Next Fest. I didn't either. Statistically, we most likely didn't even play the any of same games. But here's the ones I played.
Well... the good ones.
youtu.be/Qz74OXJ9zNM
#SteamNextFest
Well... the good ones.
youtu.be/Qz74OXJ9zNM
#SteamNextFest
Best of the Steam Next Fest -- October 2025 Edition!
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
You didn't play all of the games in the Steam Next Fest. I didn't either. Statistically, we most likely didn't even play the any of same games. But here's the ones I played.
Well... the good ones.
youtu.be/Qz74OXJ9zNM
#SteamNextFest
Well... the good ones.
youtu.be/Qz74OXJ9zNM
#SteamNextFest
Everyone likes teaming up to kill robots. It's practically a universal pastime. Now you can do that in space with some three other people in a ship that is constantly falling apart in...
.Jump Space: youtu.be/o3MtsfKd95w
#JumpSpace
.Jump Space: youtu.be/o3MtsfKd95w
#JumpSpace
Jump Space -- Star Citizen Without the Wait
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
October 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Everyone likes teaming up to kill robots. It's practically a universal pastime. Now you can do that in space with some three other people in a ship that is constantly falling apart in...
.Jump Space: youtu.be/o3MtsfKd95w
#JumpSpace
.Jump Space: youtu.be/o3MtsfKd95w
#JumpSpace
Is it cultural appropriation if I just want to wear a yarmulke to keep the baldest part of my head warm? Like what's the smallest acceptable hat I can wear?
October 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Is it cultural appropriation if I just want to wear a yarmulke to keep the baldest part of my head warm? Like what's the smallest acceptable hat I can wear?
Helldivers 2 is the same game it was, but it's also full of new stuff that lets you blow things up real hard. Yet with that comes plenty of new stuff that will obliterate your ass just as hard.
So it's pretty fun:
youtu.be/vhUYLQw3_lI
#Helldivers2
So it's pretty fun:
youtu.be/vhUYLQw3_lI
#Helldivers2
It's Time to Dive Back Into Helldivers 2
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Helldivers 2 is the same game it was, but it's also full of new stuff that lets you blow things up real hard. Yet with that comes plenty of new stuff that will obliterate your ass just as hard.
So it's pretty fun:
youtu.be/vhUYLQw3_lI
#Helldivers2
So it's pretty fun:
youtu.be/vhUYLQw3_lI
#Helldivers2
If you ever wanted to know what Star Citizens are made of, it's apparently blue goo that gets baked in a med bed.
Find out more here: youtu.be/uV-jlaH8Ff4
#StarCitizen
Find out more here: youtu.be/uV-jlaH8Ff4
#StarCitizen
Dozens Rejoice as Star Citizen's Medical Gameplay Improves
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
September 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If you ever wanted to know what Star Citizens are made of, it's apparently blue goo that gets baked in a med bed.
Find out more here: youtu.be/uV-jlaH8Ff4
#StarCitizen
Find out more here: youtu.be/uV-jlaH8Ff4
#StarCitizen
If you hate cleaning in real life but love cleaning in video games, here's a video game where you can pretend to clean in a fantasy world and satisfy your fake cleaning desires!
youtu.be/3iuXaq5MX-Q
#GoblinCleanup
youtu.be/3iuXaq5MX-Q
#GoblinCleanup
Cleaning Up After Your D&D Campaign -- Goblin Cleanup
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If you hate cleaning in real life but love cleaning in video games, here's a video game where you can pretend to clean in a fantasy world and satisfy your fake cleaning desires!
youtu.be/3iuXaq5MX-Q
#GoblinCleanup
youtu.be/3iuXaq5MX-Q
#GoblinCleanup