Abbreviated Reviews
@endyogaming.bsky.social
https://www.youtube.com/@abbreviatedreviews
Your one-stop shop for hot takes, warm satire, and tepid commentary.
Sometimes video games.
Your one-stop shop for hot takes, warm satire, and tepid commentary.
Sometimes video games.
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Jump Space -- Star Citizen Without the Wait
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
Everyone likes teaming up to kill robots. It's practically a universal pastime. Now you can do that in space with some three other people in a ship that is constantly falling apart in...
.Jump Space: youtu.be/o3MtsfKd95w
#JumpSpace
.Jump Space: youtu.be/o3MtsfKd95w
#JumpSpace
Mark Rober used to be this cool former NASA engineer doing crazy projects in his backyard while teaching people things.
Now he spends 20 minutes doing MrBeast-style edits and jokes with as little substance as possible.
Now he spends 20 minutes doing MrBeast-style edits and jokes with as little substance as possible.
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Mark Rober used to be this cool former NASA engineer doing crazy projects in his backyard while teaching people things.
Now he spends 20 minutes doing MrBeast-style edits and jokes with as little substance as possible.
Now he spends 20 minutes doing MrBeast-style edits and jokes with as little substance as possible.
You didn't play all of the games in the Steam Next Fest. I didn't either. Statistically, we most likely didn't even play the any of same games. But here's the ones I played.
Well... the good ones.
youtu.be/Qz74OXJ9zNM
#SteamNextFest
Well... the good ones.
youtu.be/Qz74OXJ9zNM
#SteamNextFest
Best of the Steam Next Fest -- October 2025 Edition!
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
You didn't play all of the games in the Steam Next Fest. I didn't either. Statistically, we most likely didn't even play the any of same games. But here's the ones I played.
Well... the good ones.
youtu.be/Qz74OXJ9zNM
#SteamNextFest
Well... the good ones.
youtu.be/Qz74OXJ9zNM
#SteamNextFest
Everyone likes teaming up to kill robots. It's practically a universal pastime. Now you can do that in space with some three other people in a ship that is constantly falling apart in...
.Jump Space: youtu.be/o3MtsfKd95w
#JumpSpace
.Jump Space: youtu.be/o3MtsfKd95w
#JumpSpace
Jump Space -- Star Citizen Without the Wait
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
October 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Everyone likes teaming up to kill robots. It's practically a universal pastime. Now you can do that in space with some three other people in a ship that is constantly falling apart in...
.Jump Space: youtu.be/o3MtsfKd95w
#JumpSpace
.Jump Space: youtu.be/o3MtsfKd95w
#JumpSpace
Is it cultural appropriation if I just want to wear a yarmulke to keep the baldest part of my head warm? Like what's the smallest acceptable hat I can wear?
October 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Is it cultural appropriation if I just want to wear a yarmulke to keep the baldest part of my head warm? Like what's the smallest acceptable hat I can wear?
Helldivers 2 is the same game it was, but it's also full of new stuff that lets you blow things up real hard. Yet with that comes plenty of new stuff that will obliterate your ass just as hard.
So it's pretty fun:
youtu.be/vhUYLQw3_lI
#Helldivers2
So it's pretty fun:
youtu.be/vhUYLQw3_lI
#Helldivers2
It's Time to Dive Back Into Helldivers 2
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Helldivers 2 is the same game it was, but it's also full of new stuff that lets you blow things up real hard. Yet with that comes plenty of new stuff that will obliterate your ass just as hard.
So it's pretty fun:
youtu.be/vhUYLQw3_lI
#Helldivers2
So it's pretty fun:
youtu.be/vhUYLQw3_lI
#Helldivers2
If you ever wanted to know what Star Citizens are made of, it's apparently blue goo that gets baked in a med bed.
Find out more here: youtu.be/uV-jlaH8Ff4
#StarCitizen
Find out more here: youtu.be/uV-jlaH8Ff4
#StarCitizen
Dozens Rejoice as Star Citizen's Medical Gameplay Improves
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
September 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If you ever wanted to know what Star Citizens are made of, it's apparently blue goo that gets baked in a med bed.
Find out more here: youtu.be/uV-jlaH8Ff4
#StarCitizen
Find out more here: youtu.be/uV-jlaH8Ff4
#StarCitizen
If you hate cleaning in real life but love cleaning in video games, here's a video game where you can pretend to clean in a fantasy world and satisfy your fake cleaning desires!
youtu.be/3iuXaq5MX-Q
#GoblinCleanup
youtu.be/3iuXaq5MX-Q
#GoblinCleanup
Cleaning Up After Your D&D Campaign -- Goblin Cleanup
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If you hate cleaning in real life but love cleaning in video games, here's a video game where you can pretend to clean in a fantasy world and satisfy your fake cleaning desires!
youtu.be/3iuXaq5MX-Q
#GoblinCleanup
youtu.be/3iuXaq5MX-Q
#GoblinCleanup
There's a lot of Mario Odyssey in Donkey Kong Bananza, but that's because there's been a lot of Donkey Kong in every Mario game for the last 18 years.
Look upon this and discover: youtu.be/ZdAmK4shyTs
#DonkeyKongBananza
Look upon this and discover: youtu.be/ZdAmK4shyTs
#DonkeyKongBananza
The Best Mario Game You Never Got -- Donkey Kong Bananza
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
August 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
There's a lot of Mario Odyssey in Donkey Kong Bananza, but that's because there's been a lot of Donkey Kong in every Mario game for the last 18 years.
Look upon this and discover: youtu.be/ZdAmK4shyTs
#DonkeyKongBananza
Look upon this and discover: youtu.be/ZdAmK4shyTs
#DonkeyKongBananza
Star Citizen is still out there.
Even though everyone's working on Squadron 42, some of the developers managed to cobble together something cool for the latest update.
Check a look: youtu.be/u4WfflwUSjo
#StarCitizen
Even though everyone's working on Squadron 42, some of the developers managed to cobble together something cool for the latest update.
Check a look: youtu.be/u4WfflwUSjo
#StarCitizen
Star Citizen Finally Figures Out Solo Content
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
August 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Star Citizen is still out there.
Even though everyone's working on Squadron 42, some of the developers managed to cobble together something cool for the latest update.
Check a look: youtu.be/u4WfflwUSjo
#StarCitizen
Even though everyone's working on Squadron 42, some of the developers managed to cobble together something cool for the latest update.
Check a look: youtu.be/u4WfflwUSjo
#StarCitizen
Nectarines are so slutty.
August 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Nectarines are so slutty.
Logically, the 15th iteration of Battlefield would be named Battlefield 6. But EA has forever been chasing the glory of the 9th iteration of the franchise - Battlefield 3.
So they just made it again with Battlefield 6.
youtu.be/SbIqZ-70rrY
So they just made it again with Battlefield 6.
youtu.be/SbIqZ-70rrY
The Battlefield 3 You’ve Been Waiting for Since Battlefield 4 -- Battlefield 6
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
August 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Logically, the 15th iteration of Battlefield would be named Battlefield 6. But EA has forever been chasing the glory of the 9th iteration of the franchise - Battlefield 3.
So they just made it again with Battlefield 6.
youtu.be/SbIqZ-70rrY
So they just made it again with Battlefield 6.
youtu.be/SbIqZ-70rrY
One thing you learn working in IT is how many people actually say "labtop."
August 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
One thing you learn working in IT is how many people actually say "labtop."
Youtube shorts are wild in how little revenue they generate.
Up front, I make *tens* of dollars a month on Youtube, but I like to look at these analytics regularly just to see what's working and what's not.
And while my shorts are literally the same as my long videos, they make exponentially less.
Up front, I make *tens* of dollars a month on Youtube, but I like to look at these analytics regularly just to see what's working and what's not.
And while my shorts are literally the same as my long videos, they make exponentially less.
August 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Youtube shorts are wild in how little revenue they generate.
Up front, I make *tens* of dollars a month on Youtube, but I like to look at these analytics regularly just to see what's working and what's not.
And while my shorts are literally the same as my long videos, they make exponentially less.
Up front, I make *tens* of dollars a month on Youtube, but I like to look at these analytics regularly just to see what's working and what's not.
And while my shorts are literally the same as my long videos, they make exponentially less.
You might like Advance Wars. You might not. This game is like Advance Wars. But it's not.
It's Earth Vs Mars and I tried it out.
youtu.be/Agofhknv-2Y
#EarthvsMars
@relicentertainment.bsky.social
It's Earth Vs Mars and I tried it out.
youtu.be/Agofhknv-2Y
#EarthvsMars
@relicentertainment.bsky.social
Advance Wars... But With Aliens -- Earth vs Mars
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
August 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You might like Advance Wars. You might not. This game is like Advance Wars. But it's not.
It's Earth Vs Mars and I tried it out.
youtu.be/Agofhknv-2Y
#EarthvsMars
@relicentertainment.bsky.social
It's Earth Vs Mars and I tried it out.
youtu.be/Agofhknv-2Y
#EarthvsMars
@relicentertainment.bsky.social
It's been 15 years since an actual Katamari game released. I wonder why they're finally releasing one now? I can't imagine it's because the patent expires next year or anything...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0Mr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0Mr...
Once Upon A KATAMARI - Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by BANDAI NAMCO Europe
www.youtube.com
July 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It's been 15 years since an actual Katamari game released. I wonder why they're finally releasing one now? I can't imagine it's because the patent expires next year or anything...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0Mr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0Mr...
If you haven't been keeping up with Star Citizen, rest easy in the knowledge that I have - and I'm willing to share all of that knowledge with you in only eight American minutes.
youtu.be/yqW4zFnOCMM
#StarCitizen
youtu.be/yqW4zFnOCMM
#StarCitizen
What's New in Star Citizen? Weather, Worms, and "Working" Cargo Elevators
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
July 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If you haven't been keeping up with Star Citizen, rest easy in the knowledge that I have - and I'm willing to share all of that knowledge with you in only eight American minutes.
youtu.be/yqW4zFnOCMM
#StarCitizen
youtu.be/yqW4zFnOCMM
#StarCitizen
Donkey Kong Bananza preorder shipping is delayed yet another day.
I'm pretty sure my luck is in the negative values.
I'm pretty sure my luck is in the negative values.
July 19, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Donkey Kong Bananza preorder shipping is delayed yet another day.
I'm pretty sure my luck is in the negative values.
I'm pretty sure my luck is in the negative values.
I have the absolute worst luck when it comes to preordering games. The entire purpose and expectation is to get the game either early or the day of release.
Yet I seem to get every single one late.
Yet I seem to get every single one late.
July 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I have the absolute worst luck when it comes to preordering games. The entire purpose and expectation is to get the game either early or the day of release.
Yet I seem to get every single one late.
Yet I seem to get every single one late.
You like Collectathons. I mean you probably do. But even if you don't, here's one you can look at and see what it's like.
It's Ruffy and the Riverside! youtu.be/1QsRbTVi0a4
#RuffyandtheRiverside
@phiphengames.bsky.social
It's Ruffy and the Riverside! youtu.be/1QsRbTVi0a4
#RuffyandtheRiverside
@phiphengames.bsky.social
Collectathons are Back! -- Ruffy and the Riverside
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
July 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You like Collectathons. I mean you probably do. But even if you don't, here's one you can look at and see what it's like.
It's Ruffy and the Riverside! youtu.be/1QsRbTVi0a4
#RuffyandtheRiverside
@phiphengames.bsky.social
It's Ruffy and the Riverside! youtu.be/1QsRbTVi0a4
#RuffyandtheRiverside
@phiphengames.bsky.social
You ever take your glasses off, see how dirty they are, and wonder how the hell you've just been seeing through all of this bullshit the whole day?
July 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
You ever take your glasses off, see how dirty they are, and wonder how the hell you've just been seeing through all of this bullshit the whole day?
You won't believe it, but I played all of the Steam Next Fest demos.
Here's the 20 I liked the most:
youtu.be/5YActhMDPdw
#SteamNextFest
Here's the 20 I liked the most:
youtu.be/5YActhMDPdw
#SteamNextFest
BEST Games of the Steam Next Fest! -- June 2025
YouTube video by Abbreviated Reviews
youtu.be
June 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
You won't believe it, but I played all of the Steam Next Fest demos.
Here's the 20 I liked the most:
youtu.be/5YActhMDPdw
#SteamNextFest
Here's the 20 I liked the most:
youtu.be/5YActhMDPdw
#SteamNextFest
No social media site logs me out without any logical reasoning more than Bluesky.
June 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
No social media site logs me out without any logical reasoning more than Bluesky.
How do I set my phone to autoignore anyone calling from Trump's cell phone network?
June 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
How do I set my phone to autoignore anyone calling from Trump's cell phone network?
Watching videos these days you can go from the most touching heartwarming scene to the funniest shit you've ever come across and then round it out with a guy getting obliterated in a factory accident within like 45 seconds.
June 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Watching videos these days you can go from the most touching heartwarming scene to the funniest shit you've ever come across and then round it out with a guy getting obliterated in a factory accident within like 45 seconds.
After years of people making fun of this Black Adam flying zoom in, they use practically the same shot at the end of the Superman trailer.
a bald man is flying through the air and looking at the camera
ALT: a bald man is flying through the air and looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
June 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
After years of people making fun of this Black Adam flying zoom in, they use practically the same shot at the end of the Superman trailer.