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FBI agents were told to flag any Epstein records with the word mushroom
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Due to rising tariffs, Trump bibles will only have 1 Corinthian.
“Give at least $100,000 and the President will personally give you cancer.“
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 AM
“Give at least $100,000 and the President will personally give you cancer.“
It’s gonna be hard climb to beat the pro-cancer crowd.
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 AM
It’s gonna be hard climb to beat the pro-cancer crowd.
”It was just racism. Everybody does it.”
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
”It was just racism. Everybody does it.”
“I‘m a free-market insurrectionist.”
February 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
“I‘m a free-market insurrectionist.”
”I paid the neighbor boy to cut my yard. I just think it’s nuts that politicians are not allowed to take money to do stuff.”
February 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
”I paid the neighbor boy to cut my yard. I just think it’s nuts that politicians are not allowed to take money to do stuff.”
El Paso Airport temporarily closed, while Sean Duffy tries to take back high score on Donkey Kong.
February 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
El Paso Airport temporarily closed, while Sean Duffy tries to take back high score on Donkey Kong.
Gallup, Inc. changes logo to a horse hiding behind a tree.
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Gallup, Inc. changes logo to a horse hiding behind a tree.
This is the Rubber Glue defense: wildly successful in playgrounds and Trump rallies.
February 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
This is the Rubber Glue defense: wildly successful in playgrounds and Trump rallies.
Republicans would dominate the Olympics, if there was an event for carrying water.
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Republicans would dominate the Olympics, if there was an event for carrying water.
Pretti Good chance America won’t forget.
February 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Pretti Good chance America won’t forget.
Save Act would require Americans to show their papers.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Save Act would require Americans to show their papers.
The economy is bad, only if you consider it realistically.
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 PM
The economy is bad, only if you consider it realistically.
golden age of political kidnapping
February 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
golden age of political kidnapping
“We have always been at war with measles.”
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM
“We have always been at war with measles.”
The little guy he‘s fighting for is Trump.
February 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The little guy he‘s fighting for is Trump.
Single 12-inch monitor driving multiple computers for work.
February 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Single 12-inch monitor driving multiple computers for work.
The Vacation Czar
February 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The Vacation Czar
or sounds like a broken chainsaw
February 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
or sounds like a broken chainsaw
RFK Jr says it was a young intern that looks like him who suggested keto could cure schizophrenia.
February 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr says it was a young intern that looks like him who suggested keto could cure schizophrenia.
”Driver, take me to Racist Pedophile Rapist Station.”
February 7, 2026 at 6:46 PM
”Driver, take me to Racist Pedophile Rapist Station.”
same ones that footnote tweets
February 7, 2026 at 11:37 AM
same ones that footnote tweets
Lara Trump will sing during Super Bowl halftime show, unless NFL gives President one billion dollars.
February 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Lara Trump will sing during Super Bowl halftime show, unless NFL gives President one billion dollars.
Did Collins, Curtis, Wicker, and Scott call for Leavitt, who saw nothing wrong with the post and defended it, to step down?
February 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Did Collins, Curtis, Wicker, and Scott call for Leavitt, who saw nothing wrong with the post and defended it, to step down?
New York Times: It was unclear if Mr. Vance was aware the couch did not have a human vagina.
February 6, 2026 at 6:02 PM
New York Times: It was unclear if Mr. Vance was aware the couch did not have a human vagina.