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auri
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god gave me mental illnesses because he knew id be unstoppable without. ask me about my #commission info hashtag i need money #blueskyart
tis the season
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
one fic peeve is when people say pupils shrink when scared. false. pupils shrink when you are coked up. pupils grow when scared
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
jared leto: cmon jeff.... we gotta save tron ares
jeff bridges: hwehre am i
trent reznor and atticus ross:
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
if i told a third grader my favorite band has smash hits like "piggy" "eraser" "reptile" "wish" and "hurt" they would call me juvenile and say do they have a song about the colors of the rainbow too
September 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
you'd think self identified irish americans wouldn't put any stock in blood quantum but it apparently only matters when you are white
August 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
pitbull raps like he's enjoying life
July 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
does michael rosen know that we all love him and he's very special
July 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i feel very unsafe. maybe if i slaughter everybody in the outgroup i will feel less unsafe
July 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
im glad tumblr exists so i can say the things there that would get me swatted like a cranefly here
July 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Friends Sort Of Concerned About Hero's Eagerness To Sever Their Hand
June 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
new FILM THEORY pink diamond is princess diana
June 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
cumton
June 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
ohhh because it's pride month tomorrow
May 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
song of unhealing would kind of make an incredible jazz standard
May 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
gary i need comms
May 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
lucy letbys defense team should be taken by the throat and turned inside out around their digestive tract
May 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Reposted by auri
Glow Week Day 6
Gift

Steven won a prize at the carnival game he played and gives it to Connie as a gift 🥰

#stevenuniverse #glowweek #glowweek2 #connverse #honeycrispau #conniemaheswaran
May 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
making another south american character because i can. this is cochan xes from the altiplano culturally but might have come out of a bas relief
May 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Reposted by auri
never really thought about this scene in steven universe too deeply before but god it really is just your closest friend since time immemorial casually showing you a perfect simulacrum of their mutilated corpse like "hey check this out"
April 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
now that i'm less than clueless on organic chem im gonna watch nilered fumble that étard reaction again
May 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"would i fuck myself" yes. i am a massive catch.
April 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
cartoon network let rebecca sugar kill that teenager onscreen but a lesbian wedding was over the line
April 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
an "ax" is for wood. and an "axe" is for flesh
April 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
its with a heavy heart that i admit steven universe has got me once again
April 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
her name should have been sophie hater because that's what she did that whole doggone book
April 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM