Crystal 🍲🌛
@enditwithasmile.bsky.social
🐈⬛ 30 | Bi | Childless cat lady | Gaylor | Weedlor 🐈⬛
@lesbianoasis.bsky.social happy birthday to my birthday twin!!! 🎂🎉
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
@lesbianoasis.bsky.social happy birthday to my birthday twin!!! 🎂🎉
Spouse just surprised me with a switch 2 as an early birthday present. Ahhhh new animal crossing island unlocked!!!!
a man and a woman are jumping in the air while a man holds a woman 's hand .
Alt: A group of people are running in place with excitement screaming LET’S GO!!
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November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Spouse just surprised me with a switch 2 as an early birthday present. Ahhhh new animal crossing island unlocked!!!!
I can accept no rep tv but please stop making the rep merch fugly 😭
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I can accept no rep tv but please stop making the rep merch fugly 😭
Had the best drive home from visiting family tonight
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Had the best drive home from visiting family tonight
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
Fine, I’ll make my own, but I’m going to watch Wicked: One Wonderful Night and cry the whole time while I do it
Manifesting a “you’re only as hot as your latest hit” baby tee
November 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Fine, I’ll make my own, but I’m going to watch Wicked: One Wonderful Night and cry the whole time while I do it
Sequins are forever and know I know the life of a showgirl, babe 💋
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sequins are forever and know I know the life of a showgirl, babe 💋
The midnight blue showgirl vinyl was the loss of my life AND MY FRIEND JUST HANDED ME A COPY AS AN EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT
a group of women are sitting on the ground and talking
Alt: a group of women are sitting on the ground and talking when one suddenly bursts into tears and falls into the arms of one of the girls
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November 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
The midnight blue showgirl vinyl was the loss of my life AND MY FRIEND JUST HANDED ME A COPY AS AN EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT
Going Back to Badlands tonight 💙
a woman with blue hair and tattoos is standing in a room .
Alt: a woman (Halsey) with blue hair making peace sign over her right eye and sticking out her lips
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November 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Going Back to Badlands tonight 💙
*Screams into the void about how corrupt insurance companies are*
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
*Screams into the void about how corrupt insurance companies are*
HALSEY BROUGHT OUT LYNN GUNN LAST NIGHT?!???
a cartoon character from adventure time is laying on the ground with his mouth open .
Alt: a cartoon character from adventure time is laying on the ground with his mouth open screaming and shaking
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November 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
HALSEY BROUGHT OUT LYNN GUNN LAST NIGHT?!???
🍃 Timed my Halloween 4:20 smoke session perfectly with the “Halloween is cool, nature boy” line in Halloweentown 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
🍃 Timed my Halloween 4:20 smoke session perfectly with the “Halloween is cool, nature boy” line in Halloweentown 🎃
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“Happy Halloween to all the grave diggers.”
October 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
“Happy Halloween to all the grave diggers.”
Gaga posting “happy Halloween to all the grave diggers” is making me spiral
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Gaga posting “happy Halloween to all the grave diggers” is making me spiral
Go twitches. Go twitches. Go twitches.
But it won't start up 'til I touch, touch, touch you
But it won't start up 'til I touch, touch, touch you
a woman in a pink dress is holding another woman 's hand in front of a fire
Alt: Twin witches holding hands to spark their magical powers. One had curly hair and is wearing a pink dress. The other has straight hair and is wearing a blue shirt.
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October 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Go twitches. Go twitches. Go twitches.
But it won't start up 'til I touch, touch, touch you
But it won't start up 'til I touch, touch, touch you
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My own conspiracy is that I don’t believe she’s this stupid, but that her job is aspirational wealth combined with relatable personality (see: the influencer), so to be more relatable to more people she has to play into the dumbest aspects of culture today. I also think Taylor Swift is doing this
![Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on ‘The Kardashians’ that she believes the moon landing was fake:
“They’re gonna say I’m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. […] There’s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?”"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks3gpa6ftoyaq7hmf6c4qx4c/bafkreickzwdynkak7r4lur6afktglm3gontqsq5r5c7jeewyecyd4dczla@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My own conspiracy is that I don’t believe she’s this stupid, but that her job is aspirational wealth combined with relatable personality (see: the influencer), so to be more relatable to more people she has to play into the dumbest aspects of culture today. I also think Taylor Swift is doing this
Visiting my mom and she handed me this 😂
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Visiting my mom and she handed me this 😂
Poot Lovato revival in 2025 is wild
October 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Poot Lovato revival in 2025 is wild
Phase 1: complete 🌊
Now I need to buy rhinestones
Now I need to buy rhinestones
October 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Phase 1: complete 🌊
Now I need to buy rhinestones
Now I need to buy rhinestones
Do you think Taylor’s vocal stims latched onto Elizabeth Taylor as bad as mine did?
October 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Do you think Taylor’s vocal stims latched onto Elizabeth Taylor as bad as mine did?
ACNH 3.0 UPDATE?!?!?!
a blurred image of a refrigerator with the words the office stan on it .
Alt: A regional manager coming out of his office saying “oh my GOD it’s happening! Everybody stay CALM!” As the rest of the office panics
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October 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
ACNH 3.0 UPDATE?!?!?!
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we just want $oup!
make a big pot
want it thick better start w/ a roux
we’ll make some sourdough,
pair it with a 🥣 or ✌️
got me dreaming bout a crowded table
where we’re all eating 🍲
chef up, simmer down
gotta dish this
we just want $oup!
#souplorday2025
make a big pot
want it thick better start w/ a roux
we’ll make some sourdough,
pair it with a 🥣 or ✌️
got me dreaming bout a crowded table
where we’re all eating 🍲
chef up, simmer down
gotta dish this
we just want $oup!
#souplorday2025
October 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
we just want $oup!
make a big pot
want it thick better start w/ a roux
we’ll make some sourdough,
pair it with a 🥣 or ✌️
got me dreaming bout a crowded table
where we’re all eating 🍲
chef up, simmer down
gotta dish this
we just want $oup!
#souplorday2025
make a big pot
want it thick better start w/ a roux
we’ll make some sourdough,
pair it with a 🥣 or ✌️
got me dreaming bout a crowded table
where we’re all eating 🍲
chef up, simmer down
gotta dish this
we just want $oup!
#souplorday2025
Soup day is immortal now baby dolls.
(I finally tie dyed my TLOAS baby t. Planning on putting rhinestones over the font once it’s washed)
(I finally tie dyed my TLOAS baby t. Planning on putting rhinestones over the font once it’s washed)
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Soup day is immortal now baby dolls.
(I finally tie dyed my TLOAS baby t. Planning on putting rhinestones over the font once it’s washed)
(I finally tie dyed my TLOAS baby t. Planning on putting rhinestones over the font once it’s washed)
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