ActuallyAshley32
@enceladus32.bsky.social
I eat small unattended pieces of metal
she/her
she/her
cure for pizza sickness offered by mysterious Confucian Scholar
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
cure for pizza sickness offered by mysterious Confucian Scholar
They are doing penis experiments at the Large Hardon Collider in normal Switzerland
October 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
They are doing penis experiments at the Large Hardon Collider in normal Switzerland
Been a while since i heard lightning, i thought we got nuqyueler bombed :hands_plasping:
September 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Been a while since i heard lightning, i thought we got nuqyueler bombed :hands_plasping:
having tea at 8 pm because my circadian rhythm was made by King Crimson
September 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
having tea at 8 pm because my circadian rhythm was made by King Crimson
The waves crash on Slim City's shore. This is a place of hope
September 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The waves crash on Slim City's shore. This is a place of hope
There is a guy in Australia who eats yogurt for every meal every day, his blood contains the most potent yogurt antivenom known to man
June 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
There is a guy in Australia who eats yogurt for every meal every day, his blood contains the most potent yogurt antivenom known to man
I sure hope no one steals my wonderful amulet which I dearly love and keep behind an unlocked door
June 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I sure hope no one steals my wonderful amulet which I dearly love and keep behind an unlocked door
I wonder how old a chimp has to get before it becomes a gorilla
June 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I wonder how old a chimp has to get before it becomes a gorilla
Join me in prayer, brothers and sisters, that the BeamNG.Drive teaser thing is for a new mid-size cabover. Non-believers DNI
June 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Join me in prayer, brothers and sisters, that the BeamNG.Drive teaser thing is for a new mid-size cabover. Non-believers DNI
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somebody is diggin my bones
June 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
somebody is diggin my bones
I think I'd rather be called a slur than a redditor
June 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I think I'd rather be called a slur than a redditor
Doctorate Pizza? I sure hope he did
May 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Doctorate Pizza? I sure hope he did
Strange purple fluid oozes from my walls, and I keep asking on line and in person for help but no one gives any help, they just keep asking "why did you invite the purple fluid into your home" "you shouldn't have poured purple liquid down the sink"
March 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Strange purple fluid oozes from my walls, and I keep asking on line and in person for help but no one gives any help, they just keep asking "why did you invite the purple fluid into your home" "you shouldn't have poured purple liquid down the sink"
(dracula voice) I got telekinetic powers, I stroke my shit like a fuckin theremin
March 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
(dracula voice) I got telekinetic powers, I stroke my shit like a fuckin theremin
If tea is so good how come they never made U
March 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If tea is so good how come they never made U
My Galactican buddy Zebulus Nebulous has been blowing fat clouds of primordial chemicals I can't pronounce, got my apartment looking like the protoplanet Abraxas
March 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My Galactican buddy Zebulus Nebulous has been blowing fat clouds of primordial chemicals I can't pronounce, got my apartment looking like the protoplanet Abraxas
Do you think the platonic ideal of a cheeseburger contains ketchup, mustard, and/or relish (genuine question)
March 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Do you think the platonic ideal of a cheeseburger contains ketchup, mustard, and/or relish (genuine question)
Pizza sickness takes no prisoners
March 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Pizza sickness takes no prisoners
Just listened to The Plight of The Fiddler. I do not understand why people talk it up so much, it really was not that good
February 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Just listened to The Plight of The Fiddler. I do not understand why people talk it up so much, it really was not that good
Mysterious GREEN Slime Claims Yet Another Small Village, No Survivors
February 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Mysterious GREEN Slime Claims Yet Another Small Village, No Survivors
I'm pullin hairs, I'm strokin numbers, you're seeking grares, down in the cumbers
February 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I'm pullin hairs, I'm strokin numbers, you're seeking grares, down in the cumbers
I have a disease where I instantly go into a psycho-hog-insticts fugu state whenever I see a red berry and I eat it. This often makes me very ill because I do not know which berries are safe to eat, nor could I convince my hogsona alt form to care
February 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I have a disease where I instantly go into a psycho-hog-insticts fugu state whenever I see a red berry and I eat it. This often makes me very ill because I do not know which berries are safe to eat, nor could I convince my hogsona alt form to care