Jeanne_pan (they/them)
@enbyjea.bsky.social
part faun, part boy who never grew up... 100% lesbian. I'm just here for the queer content. Non-binary
Everyone convinced that Lisa's gonna lose a limb or get amnesia 'cos VM said that #CorrieDale would be 'life changing'... No no, Lisa's gonna realise that her entire relationship with Becky was abusive & that everything she thought she knew about love is a lie - I think that's life changing enough
December 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Everyone convinced that Lisa's gonna lose a limb or get amnesia 'cos VM said that #CorrieDale would be 'life changing'... No no, Lisa's gonna realise that her entire relationship with Becky was abusive & that everything she thought she knew about love is a lie - I think that's life changing enough
Dear @itvcorrie.bsky.social, please, please please give a content warning for sexual assault before you show Becky doing absolutely *anything* physical to Lisa (yes, even the unwanted neck massage & kiss) #coronationstreet
December 22, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Dear @itvcorrie.bsky.social, please, please please give a content warning for sexual assault before you show Becky doing absolutely *anything* physical to Lisa (yes, even the unwanted neck massage & kiss) #coronationstreet
We didn't get to see the photo at all? 🤔 So, Carla is *not* suspiciously wearing her engagement ring that she removed? They're pushing this so that the casual viewers genuinely believe that Carla's living it up on holiday? #coronationstreet
December 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
We didn't get to see the photo at all? 🤔 So, Carla is *not* suspiciously wearing her engagement ring that she removed? They're pushing this so that the casual viewers genuinely believe that Carla's living it up on holiday? #coronationstreet
I'm sorry, I don't actually know how these things work, but wouldn't a medical professional have to be monitoring Costello during a patient transfer? In case the stress of being moved caused him to deteriorate? #coronationstreet
December 22, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I'm sorry, I don't actually know how these things work, but wouldn't a medical professional have to be monitoring Costello during a patient transfer? In case the stress of being moved caused him to deteriorate? #coronationstreet
I don't believe the (probably) fake spoiler that's going around twitter, but if, *if* #coronationstreet do go there with Lisa & Becky (please don't) they'd better give a warning about *exactly* what's happening before the episode airs, & make it 100% clear that it is NOT in any way consensual
December 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I don't believe the (probably) fake spoiler that's going around twitter, but if, *if* #coronationstreet do go there with Lisa & Becky (please don't) they'd better give a warning about *exactly* what's happening before the episode airs, & make it 100% clear that it is NOT in any way consensual
It says absolutey nothing good when you see the headline "All Coronation Street spoilers for next week as sexual predator escalates abuse" and it could literally be any one of 3 different characters #coronationstreet
December 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It says absolutey nothing good when you see the headline "All Coronation Street spoilers for next week as sexual predator escalates abuse" and it could literally be any one of 3 different characters #coronationstreet
I'm convinced Carla is reassuring Betsy in the #CorrieDale trailer, so my theory - Carla rescues Betsy, but ends up putting herself in danger, then as soon as Lisa sees that Betsy is safe she runs to rescue Carla (bonus points if Betsy yells "mum I'm fine, please, you have to save Carla") #swarla
December 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I'm convinced Carla is reassuring Betsy in the #CorrieDale trailer, so my theory - Carla rescues Betsy, but ends up putting herself in danger, then as soon as Lisa sees that Betsy is safe she runs to rescue Carla (bonus points if Betsy yells "mum I'm fine, please, you have to save Carla") #swarla
🧵 #coronationstreet Thinking about the "where is DS Swain?" rhetoric, & the people (myself included at first) who don't understand why Lisa is falling for Becky's lies?
This isn't new. We've seen this Lisa before...
This isn't new. We've seen this Lisa before...
December 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
🧵 #coronationstreet Thinking about the "where is DS Swain?" rhetoric, & the people (myself included at first) who don't understand why Lisa is falling for Becky's lies?
This isn't new. We've seen this Lisa before...
This isn't new. We've seen this Lisa before...
I'm so confused about how the paramedics just accept Becky flashing Lisa's police badge? Like, it has Lisa's photo in it? Plus half the hospital staff know who Lisa is anyway (she's there a lot, professionally & when Carla was ill), so they'll know Becky isn't Lisa, surely? #coronationstreet
December 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I'm so confused about how the paramedics just accept Becky flashing Lisa's police badge? Like, it has Lisa's photo in it? Plus half the hospital staff know who Lisa is anyway (she's there a lot, professionally & when Carla was ill), so they'll know Becky isn't Lisa, surely? #coronationstreet
If I see anything over Christmas about how Lisa is 'letting' Becky give her a massage, or 'letting' Becky kiss her, I will genuinely fucking riot #coronationstreet
December 14, 2025 at 10:57 AM
If I see anything over Christmas about how Lisa is 'letting' Becky give her a massage, or 'letting' Becky kiss her, I will genuinely fucking riot #coronationstreet
People so excited to see the 'fallout' of the Becky storyline, forgetting that this is a soap - we'll get one of them saving the other's life, a teary emotional reunion hug, one little heart to heart in the hospital, no #swarla for a week or 2, and then all will be forgotten #coronationstreet
December 14, 2025 at 9:01 AM
People so excited to see the 'fallout' of the Becky storyline, forgetting that this is a soap - we'll get one of them saving the other's life, a teary emotional reunion hug, one little heart to heart in the hospital, no #swarla for a week or 2, and then all will be forgotten #coronationstreet
Unfortunately, my body has decided that I am too old to be jumping up & down at concerts, which is most inconvenient actually, 'cos sometimes nothing is better than a socially acceptable bouncing session
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Unfortunately, my body has decided that I am too old to be jumping up & down at concerts, which is most inconvenient actually, 'cos sometimes nothing is better than a socially acceptable bouncing session
I wish I had the ability and mental capacity to re-write this entire Becky storyline, but with Carla actually loving & supporting Lisa in the ways that she so desperately needs & deserves #coronationstreet #swarla
December 13, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I wish I had the ability and mental capacity to re-write this entire Becky storyline, but with Carla actually loving & supporting Lisa in the ways that she so desperately needs & deserves #coronationstreet #swarla
"I love you too, never stopped" - that's what it all boils down to really, isn't it? 'Cos through all of this, Lisa's love hasn't wavered, Lisa decided every day to love Carla
But Carla? Carla decided every day to hate Becky, & she allowed her hatred of Becky to overshadow her love for Lisa #swarla
But Carla? Carla decided every day to hate Becky, & she allowed her hatred of Becky to overshadow her love for Lisa #swarla
December 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"I love you too, never stopped" - that's what it all boils down to really, isn't it? 'Cos through all of this, Lisa's love hasn't wavered, Lisa decided every day to love Carla
But Carla? Carla decided every day to hate Becky, & she allowed her hatred of Becky to overshadow her love for Lisa #swarla
But Carla? Carla decided every day to hate Becky, & she allowed her hatred of Becky to overshadow her love for Lisa #swarla
I'm just putting this out there, but if Carla had actually listened & reacted differently to Lisa's "I'm done" they 100% could have worked things out #coronationstreet #swarla
December 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I'm just putting this out there, but if Carla had actually listened & reacted differently to Lisa's "I'm done" they 100% could have worked things out #coronationstreet #swarla
Also, after today, I would like to firmly reiterate that Lisa 100% fell harder, and *still* loves Carla more than Carla loves her #coronationstreet #swarla
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Also, after today, I would like to firmly reiterate that Lisa 100% fell harder, and *still* loves Carla more than Carla loves her #coronationstreet #swarla
What happened to the Carla who "can't just sit back while the woman I love falls apart"? The Carla who supported Lisa through therapy? The Carla who was Lisa's cheerleader? *That* is how Lisa needs Carla to love her, exactly how she used to before Becky appeared #coronationstreet #swarla
December 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What happened to the Carla who "can't just sit back while the woman I love falls apart"? The Carla who supported Lisa through therapy? The Carla who was Lisa's cheerleader? *That* is how Lisa needs Carla to love her, exactly how she used to before Becky appeared #coronationstreet #swarla
I was thinking about it, & since Becky's resurrection, how many conversations have Lisa & Carla had that were *not* about Becky & the fact that Carla hates her? 'Cos yeah, after 3 months of "I hate the mother of your child and can't wait to be rid of her" I'd be done too #coronationstreet #swarla
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I was thinking about it, & since Becky's resurrection, how many conversations have Lisa & Carla had that were *not* about Becky & the fact that Carla hates her? 'Cos yeah, after 3 months of "I hate the mother of your child and can't wait to be rid of her" I'd be done too #coronationstreet #swarla
Also, lol-ing at Carla immediately taking off Lisa's ring, when she carried on wearing Peter's ring for over a year after he left (& only actually took it off 'cos she was having surgery) #coronationstreet are so unserious sometimes #swarla
December 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Also, lol-ing at Carla immediately taking off Lisa's ring, when she carried on wearing Peter's ring for over a year after he left (& only actually took it off 'cos she was having surgery) #coronationstreet are so unserious sometimes #swarla
Wait, wait... I haven't checked twitter yet, but, the posts on tumblr seem to be... in support of Lisa?!! Was *this* the episode? Was this what it took for people to finally, finally, show Lisa the smallest bit of empathy?
Halle-bloody-lujah! Only took 3 months #coronationstreet
Halle-bloody-lujah! Only took 3 months #coronationstreet
December 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Wait, wait... I haven't checked twitter yet, but, the posts on tumblr seem to be... in support of Lisa?!! Was *this* the episode? Was this what it took for people to finally, finally, show Lisa the smallest bit of empathy?
Halle-bloody-lujah! Only took 3 months #coronationstreet
Halle-bloody-lujah! Only took 3 months #coronationstreet
I understand, in terms of plot, why Carla put her ring in a box (it's definitely gonna be relevant when it gets found), but, from Carla's perspective, what was the point of hiding her ring? #coronationstreet
December 12, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I understand, in terms of plot, why Carla put her ring in a box (it's definitely gonna be relevant when it gets found), but, from Carla's perspective, what was the point of hiding her ring? #coronationstreet
So you're telling me, that between Lisa leaving that message for Carla & deciding to go to the airport, Becky had time to hunt Carla down, steal her phone, (possibly) overpower & abduct her, and get back to Lisa? #coronationstreet
December 12, 2025 at 7:26 AM
So you're telling me, that between Lisa leaving that message for Carla & deciding to go to the airport, Becky had time to hunt Carla down, steal her phone, (possibly) overpower & abduct her, and get back to Lisa? #coronationstreet