you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Surprise random bunny appeared in our garden yesterday. All our neighbours have dogs. So surprise random bunny is now in our living room... 😬

If there’s a scandal involving the new Trump govt & Musk and it’s not dubbed #Elongate we as a species have failed

My first half hour here: frantically trying to educate Bluesky on who I am as a person by liking all the cute animal and anti-Trump posts