is it seasonal depression or is it just because baseball season is over?

folks, if the blue squiggly line in microsoft word tells you it's grammatically incorrect... it is probably, most likely, almost definitely, without a doubt grammatically correct.

can i sue Microsoft for giving out bad grammar advice ad nauseum? what the fuck, dude.

i live for bus drivers laying on the horn at cars. all cars are enemies when you're on the bus.

not me checking the date to see if spirit halloween is open yet. it's july.

3 minutes and 7 seconds into the new game changer episode and brennan lee mulligan is already losing it.

i would pay more than i do for this.

the way the intrepid heroes all giggle maniacally when ally rolls one of their poetic nat 20s is one of the purest things in this world, currently

just a night of drinking wine + listening to forever is a feeling for the thousandth time + marveling at the brilliance of lucy dacus. she is a magician and i feel every word in my bones.

Last night philipp called me pretentious for my opinions on books and then in the next sentence corrected my pronunciation of Camus; i didn't say it wrong, i just didn't say it ~ french enough ~
we are so perfectly matched, how

is anyone else surprised at how generally apathetic and unengaged love is blind cast members are towards politics? how do convos about political beliefs & voting come up so late, how do they so easily look past vastly contrasting values within their "partner"? how are so many simply not aware? yike

Headline: Man in Car Turning Right on Red Shocked and Infuriated by Woman Walking Through Crosswalk (in Front of His Car) on Green Walky Symbol

Yield to pedestrians, motherfucker.

i am officially a bed sheet ironer

aside from inaccuracies like putting a new world monkey in the african mammals exhibit (seriously who okayed that?) night at the museum is a modern classic

i spent two weeks in ireland in june/july—drove 2k kilometers around the country—and I've been back in seattle for months. why do i still struggle to remember what side of the road to drive on? why do i still get it WRONG SOMETIMES (only when no cars are around obviously)? super embarrassing.

i've worked w seniors in a retirement community for over 4 yrs and a man on the inside is IT. i am validated, my emotions are validated, the full range of what I do is seen, from the the cuckoo to the horrible.

imposter syndrome but about my ability to be a quality homeowner.

time to warm my hands by placing them directly on the space heater (someday my work will turn the air conditioner off for the winter)