Emily Pilat
@empilat.bsky.social
UMW ‘16. Higher Ed dweeb. Sometimes Shadow Mistress. Emmy-Award Winning Artist. Animation aficionado. Yogurt enthusiast.
Happy Halloween from the three of us! 🎃
Happy Halloween! This year I went as Charlie Brown since @empilat.bsky.social is growing the Great Pumpkin!
Yep, we’re having a baby!!! 💜💜💜
Yep, we’re having a baby!!! 💜💜💜
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Happy Halloween from the three of us! 🎃
Two pounds of candy corn 🤩
September 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Two pounds of candy corn 🤩
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I regret to inform you that the Scooby-Doo escape room slaps
September 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I regret to inform you that the Scooby-Doo escape room slaps
Not me converting my whole family to hate watching Anne Able content, ooops.
August 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Not me converting my whole family to hate watching Anne Able content, ooops.
Okay Wife Guy calm down 😘
Em said,”what, no wedding photos?” So okay here is further proof lmao
July 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Okay Wife Guy calm down 😘
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don't talk to me or my son ever again
July 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
don't talk to me or my son ever again
Happy Pride 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
June 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Happy Pride 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Big day tomorrow! Just wish it didn’t arrive so early 💀
April 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Big day tomorrow! Just wish it didn’t arrive so early 💀
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fellas, is it gay to have a functional modern economy?
April 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
fellas, is it gay to have a functional modern economy?
Comically evil villains getting dragged to hell in a kid’s movie > Inter-generational trauma and learning to love your grandma who refuses to go to therapy
April 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Comically evil villains getting dragged to hell in a kid’s movie > Inter-generational trauma and learning to love your grandma who refuses to go to therapy
A live-action #ScoobyDoo series is moving forward at Netflix 📺
March 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Hulu ruining the Oscars is really poetic coming after Sean Baker’s speech about streaming services killing the movies
March 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hulu ruining the Oscars is really poetic coming after Sean Baker’s speech about streaming services killing the movies
No thoughts, just McDonald’s at the Pentagon.
February 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
No thoughts, just McDonald’s at the Pentagon.
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
Loathing the notion that plots need twists and turns, and unpredictable/shocking reveals to be great. Give me a million well written fully forecasted and foreshadowed plot turns. There is nothing more satisfying than following those breadcrumbs and seeing the payoff. Anyway watch Severance.
February 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Loathing the notion that plots need twists and turns, and unpredictable/shocking reveals to be great. Give me a million well written fully forecasted and foreshadowed plot turns. There is nothing more satisfying than following those breadcrumbs and seeing the payoff. Anyway watch Severance.
Love our babies so much, best part of 2024 🥹
January 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Love our babies so much, best part of 2024 🥹
Alright, finally hit a new milestone two months into my new job: I will now think about tasks I need to do the next work day and the steps I need to take for those tasks even after the workday has ended 🥲 equally happy and horrified for this development.
November 22, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Alright, finally hit a new milestone two months into my new job: I will now think about tasks I need to do the next work day and the steps I need to take for those tasks even after the workday has ended 🥲 equally happy and horrified for this development.
For further context that AI doesn’t get, we were texting about our cats being out of food in their automatic feeder. I would say classified as “situation dire”
Apple "Intelligence" notification summary made it sound like my wife was going into labor (she is not pregnant lol)
November 21, 2024 at 10:28 PM
For further context that AI doesn’t get, we were texting about our cats being out of food in their automatic feeder. I would say classified as “situation dire”
This month I have to call in nightly to jury duty service to see if I have been selected to go to court the next morning. For tonight’s call I was so startled to hear the deputy who normally provided the automatic message did not provide tonight’s update I forgot to listen to the rest of the call.
November 18, 2024 at 9:49 PM
This month I have to call in nightly to jury duty service to see if I have been selected to go to court the next morning. For tonight’s call I was so startled to hear the deputy who normally provided the automatic message did not provide tonight’s update I forgot to listen to the rest of the call.
Me: I'm totally content making content for me first and foremost, I don't need to create for others.
Also me: I need to expose FabFitFun from the inside out and expose to all their bullshit widely following this latest coupon code scandal.
Also me: I need to expose FabFitFun from the inside out and expose to all their bullshit widely following this latest coupon code scandal.
December 6, 2023 at 3:32 PM
Me: I'm totally content making content for me first and foremost, I don't need to create for others.
Also me: I need to expose FabFitFun from the inside out and expose to all their bullshit widely following this latest coupon code scandal.
Also me: I need to expose FabFitFun from the inside out and expose to all their bullshit widely following this latest coupon code scandal.
The boring part of being married is in effect, @scottniswander.bsky.social now gets to have my health insurance, yaaaaay.
November 2, 2023 at 2:46 PM
The boring part of being married is in effect, @scottniswander.bsky.social now gets to have my health insurance, yaaaaay.
👻 Ghosting around with my own Fred from Scooby-Doo! It’s like time to unmask this mystery, man!
November 1, 2023 at 12:14 AM
👻 Ghosting around with my own Fred from Scooby-Doo! It’s like time to unmask this mystery, man!
Currently acting as head costumer for all my student employees today who are in search of random accessories for their closet costumes for Halloween 🎃
October 31, 2023 at 6:24 PM
Currently acting as head costumer for all my student employees today who are in search of random accessories for their closet costumes for Halloween 🎃