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Emily Pilat
@empilat.bsky.social
UMW ‘16. Higher Ed dweeb. Sometimes Shadow Mistress. Emmy-Award Winning Artist. Animation aficionado. Yogurt enthusiast.
It was such a delight to steal Scott’s seat on the pod for my own enjoyment (and also because he wasn’t feeling well) already plotting my next guest appearance 🤩
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February 11, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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Funding my paternity leave by playing Scooby-Doo! Night of 100 Frights for 12 hours! It'll be my FIRST time playing this classic!

When:
🗓️ Saturday 1/31 at 10am ET

Where:
📺 NerdSync on YouTube

Featuring:
🌶️ Mystery food wheel of weird snacks
🎯 Viewer-issued challenges
🥴 Me gradually losing my mind
January 28, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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Our local bagel place was doing a massive sale to get rid of their stock before the storm and we got all this for like $10 lol
January 24, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Not Bruno Mars releasing new solo work every time I am going through a major life transition/change. Thrilled!!!!
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Me: I’m so excited about Thursday- The Pitt is back on!
Scott: our next appointment for the baby is next week though?
Me: Yes, but THURSDAY IS SEASON TWO OF THE PITT 🤩
January 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
We’re still a little while away from meeting baby, but one thing I have very clearly passed onto them is my very annoying hiccups 😬
December 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Happy Halloween from the three of us! 🎃
Happy Halloween! This year I went as Charlie Brown since @empilat.bsky.social is growing the Great Pumpkin!

Yep, we’re having a baby!!! 💜💜💜
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Two pounds of candy corn 🤩
September 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I regret to inform you that the Scooby-Doo escape room slaps
September 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Not me converting my whole family to hate watching Anne Able content, ooops.
August 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Okay Wife Guy calm down 😘
Em said,”what, no wedding photos?” So okay here is further proof lmao
July 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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don't talk to me or my son ever again
July 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Love being gay with my wife
June 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Big day tomorrow! Just wish it didn’t arrive so early 💀
April 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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fellas, is it gay to have a functional modern economy?
April 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Comically evil villains getting dragged to hell in a kid’s movie > Inter-generational trauma and learning to love your grandma who refuses to go to therapy
April 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
A live-action #ScoobyDoo series is moving forward at Netflix 📺
March 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Hulu ruining the Oscars is really poetic coming after Sean Baker’s speech about streaming services killing the movies
March 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
No thoughts, just McDonald’s at the Pentagon.
February 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Loathing the notion that plots need twists and turns, and unpredictable/shocking reveals to be great. Give me a million well written fully forecasted and foreshadowed plot turns. There is nothing more satisfying than following those breadcrumbs and seeing the payoff. Anyway watch Severance.
February 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Love our babies so much, best part of 2024 🥹
January 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
December 16, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Alright, finally hit a new milestone two months into my new job: I will now think about tasks I need to do the next work day and the steps I need to take for those tasks even after the workday has ended 🥲 equally happy and horrified for this development.
November 22, 2024 at 2:14 AM
For further context that AI doesn’t get, we were texting about our cats being out of food in their automatic feeder. I would say classified as “situation dire”
Apple "Intelligence" notification summary made it sound like my wife was going into labor (she is not pregnant lol)
November 21, 2024 at 10:28 PM