H. JaDoodle
@empieivi.bsky.social
Coffee. Cats. Dismantling of the modern bourgeoisie. Friends.
It’s a stew night 🍲
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It’s a stew night 🍲
October 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
ICE agents are cowardly rats roaming our streets with a false sense of security and authority. They are the right hand of the enemy. The moment they put on their uniform and mask, they aren’t our neighbors or friends; they’re a faceless force of fascist vermin.
October 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
ICE agents are cowardly rats roaming our streets with a false sense of security and authority. They are the right hand of the enemy. The moment they put on their uniform and mask, they aren’t our neighbors or friends; they’re a faceless force of fascist vermin.
Also, historically I’m pretty sure “being an asshole” is one of the most common reasons for getting shot in this country.
September 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Also, historically I’m pretty sure “being an asshole” is one of the most common reasons for getting shot in this country.
I won’t defend his murder, but lbr: Kirk was shot for being an insufferable asshole. There are plenty of bigoted loudmouths who haven’t been shot, and won’t, because they’re still somehow less dickish than Kirk was.
September 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I won’t defend his murder, but lbr: Kirk was shot for being an insufferable asshole. There are plenty of bigoted loudmouths who haven’t been shot, and won’t, because they’re still somehow less dickish than Kirk was.
I for some reason decided to do a summersault with my kid using my 39 year old body. Send help 💀
August 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I for some reason decided to do a summersault with my kid using my 39 year old body. Send help 💀
One day, I went to bed. When I woke up, every human over 50 was playing pickleball
July 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
One day, I went to bed. When I woke up, every human over 50 was playing pickleball
This gd parade is a joke 😆 South Park couldn’t parody this worse than it actually is
June 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This gd parade is a joke 😆 South Park couldn’t parody this worse than it actually is
White suspect “dressed as” an officer has critically injured democratic lawmakers and their family last night kstp.com/kstp-news/to... #nokings
Sources say two Minnesota lawmakers have been shot
Sources have told 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS' Tom Hauser that two Minnesota Lawmakers have been shot.
kstp.com
June 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
White suspect “dressed as” an officer has critically injured democratic lawmakers and their family last night kstp.com/kstp-news/to... #nokings
Another day, another war crime… www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...
Israeli commados taking Gaza-bound aid ship, Madleen, to Israel
The Madleen crew are now being detained by Israeli forces after their ship was stopped close to 100 miles from Gaza.
www.aljazeera.com
June 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Another day, another war crime… www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...
My 4yo telling a joke
“Where do astronauts eat their birthday cake? A: in their rocket ship!
Actually that’s not really joke that’s just real life”
“Where do astronauts eat their birthday cake? A: in their rocket ship!
Actually that’s not really joke that’s just real life”
May 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My 4yo telling a joke
“Where do astronauts eat their birthday cake? A: in their rocket ship!
Actually that’s not really joke that’s just real life”
“Where do astronauts eat their birthday cake? A: in their rocket ship!
Actually that’s not really joke that’s just real life”
Okay okay hear me out: @scholastic book fairs, but for adults. For a week, it’s just set up at a big workplace, and people can buy hot new bestsellers, science or history, romance paperbacks, whatever!
Also desk chachkies and Lisa Frank calendars.
Also desk chachkies and Lisa Frank calendars.
April 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Okay okay hear me out: @scholastic book fairs, but for adults. For a week, it’s just set up at a big workplace, and people can buy hot new bestsellers, science or history, romance paperbacks, whatever!
Also desk chachkies and Lisa Frank calendars.
Also desk chachkies and Lisa Frank calendars.
Did life peak in 2019?
April 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Did life peak in 2019?
I hate wearing new shoes because I hate looking like someone who cares about clean shoes
March 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I hate wearing new shoes because I hate looking like someone who cares about clean shoes
Devastating day for libraries today #librariesmatter #saveourlibraries
March 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Devastating day for libraries today #librariesmatter #saveourlibraries
New show: White Potus, a show where rich white people get exactly what they asked for and it actually sucks
March 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
New show: White Potus, a show where rich white people get exactly what they asked for and it actually sucks