If I had infinite money I would be commission so many artists aajskflafba I would hire oil painters to paint me sexy fictional characters and hang them in my grand hall like fucked up tapestries. My land would become known as yaoi kingdom and I would rule over all

the idea of people actually using chatbots is so insane to me it's like getting emotionally attached to a magic 8 ball except everytime you shake it you waste 450 million liters of water.

I didn't even use the right "your" nooooooooo 😔😔✌️✌️ entire account cancelled I'm never sharing my totally correct opinions ever again

Another year of never watching an episode of Stranger Things. It really does feel good knowing your better than everyone #thriving

Fun thing where I feel like I'm going to pass out whenever I go outside. Me. Who got my literal degree in Going Outside.

eating spicy beef ramen from this place up the road literally cures my headaches I stg. Throbbing headache all day and now it's completely gone. To whoever cooked this I pray your car transmission lasts forever and u get endless pussy for the rest of ur days.

Me in the archives at 7am on a monday asking about the latest hot gossip:

If I developed eye powers due to some eldritch powers at my job you better BELIEVE I would become the noisiest bitch in the world overnight rip to Jon but I'm different

Literally wish I could get anything done in the winter but unfortunately looks like my schedule is booked by youtube video essays and lamenting once again