@emmettk.bsky.social
Seattle & Sonoma County 🏳️🌈🍷 one half of @HappyHoleToys.bsky.social with my 👬 | sports | 18+ occasionally NSFW and more than just a chance of “silicone sculptures”
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It’s been too long since I’ve seen one my sexy oomfs with a toy I made in their hole. What if I gave one away but you gotta show us using it? 🙃
February 16, 2026 at 7:53 PM
It’s been too long since I’ve seen one my sexy oomfs with a toy I made in their hole. What if I gave one away but you gotta show us using it? 🙃
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Gooooood morning :)
February 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Gooooood morning :)
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Y'all remember my Fade Experiments from late last year??
I've been so excited to share this — I photographed each toy before it left the shop, these are a few that show how my technique evolved!
From fuzzy splits to something that feels like a true fade :)
Still learning, still refining...
I've been so excited to share this — I photographed each toy before it left the shop, these are a few that show how my technique evolved!
From fuzzy splits to something that feels like a true fade :)
Still learning, still refining...
February 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Y'all remember my Fade Experiments from late last year??
I've been so excited to share this — I photographed each toy before it left the shop, these are a few that show how my technique evolved!
From fuzzy splits to something that feels like a true fade :)
Still learning, still refining...
I've been so excited to share this — I photographed each toy before it left the shop, these are a few that show how my technique evolved!
From fuzzy splits to something that feels like a true fade :)
Still learning, still refining...
Hungover in a “chill on the couch and slow stroke my cock” kinda way 🫠
February 7, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Hungover in a “chill on the couch and slow stroke my cock” kinda way 🫠
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🎉 Happy Hours are back!
Join us every other Friday for a surprise deal. First one’s this Friday, 4–11pm PT.
See you then 💚
Join us every other Friday for a surprise deal. First one’s this Friday, 4–11pm PT.
See you then 💚
February 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
🎉 Happy Hours are back!
Join us every other Friday for a surprise deal. First one’s this Friday, 4–11pm PT.
See you then 💚
Join us every other Friday for a surprise deal. First one’s this Friday, 4–11pm PT.
See you then 💚
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Going commando in jeans is all fun and games until you remember there’s a zipper you’re u***t with a full bush
May 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Going commando in jeans is all fun and games until you remember there’s a zipper you’re u***t with a full bush
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Creator Spotlights are growing ✨
Our second featured creator, @kaiauyangboi.bsky.social is now live! Explore real experiences, favorite toys, and in-use content with Happy Hole Toys.
🔗 Find their Spotlight on our site's Reviews page: happyholetoys.com/pages/reviews
Our second featured creator, @kaiauyangboi.bsky.social is now live! Explore real experiences, favorite toys, and in-use content with Happy Hole Toys.
🔗 Find their Spotlight on our site's Reviews page: happyholetoys.com/pages/reviews
February 2, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Creator Spotlights are growing ✨
Our second featured creator, @kaiauyangboi.bsky.social is now live! Explore real experiences, favorite toys, and in-use content with Happy Hole Toys.
🔗 Find their Spotlight on our site's Reviews page: happyholetoys.com/pages/reviews
Our second featured creator, @kaiauyangboi.bsky.social is now live! Explore real experiences, favorite toys, and in-use content with Happy Hole Toys.
🔗 Find their Spotlight on our site's Reviews page: happyholetoys.com/pages/reviews
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Every time I see a local moot using a toy that’s not one we made, it makes me a little 😢
January 31, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Every time I see a local moot using a toy that’s not one we made, it makes me a little 😢
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Early adopters here get a little treat this FCF 🥰
November 8, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Early adopters here get a little treat this FCF 🥰
My big project for the past couple months has finally soft-launched!
I’m so excited to have built a hub to better connect our shoppers with creators’ content that they put such much work into — and looking forward to working with many more amazing creators! 🥰
I’m so excited to have built a hub to better connect our shoppers with creators’ content that they put such much work into — and looking forward to working with many more amazing creators! 🥰
We’ve been quietly building something new ✨
Introducing Creator Spotlights! A new way to bring real creator experiences and in-use content together on our site, alongside customer reviews.
👀 Our first Spotlight preview featuring @blossombolt.bsky.social is now live! 🎉
You’ll find their... (1/2)
Introducing Creator Spotlights! A new way to bring real creator experiences and in-use content together on our site, alongside customer reviews.
👀 Our first Spotlight preview featuring @blossombolt.bsky.social is now live! 🎉
You’ll find their... (1/2)
January 23, 2026 at 2:33 AM
My big project for the past couple months has finally soft-launched!
I’m so excited to have built a hub to better connect our shoppers with creators’ content that they put such much work into — and looking forward to working with many more amazing creators! 🥰
I’m so excited to have built a hub to better connect our shoppers with creators’ content that they put such much work into — and looking forward to working with many more amazing creators! 🥰
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Not being in a townhouse anymore means I can do a lot more of this 🙃
July 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Not being in a townhouse anymore means I can do a lot more of this 🙃
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Move out cleaning sucks. Doing it naked helps a bit :)
July 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Move out cleaning sucks. Doing it naked helps a bit :)
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Been a busy week. Still haven’t had time for a haircut and barely shaved. Happy belated FCF 😘
March 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Been a busy week. Still haven’t had time for a haircut and barely shaved. Happy belated FCF 😘
I’m gonna breed my man’s hole today and idc who knows it 🥰
January 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I’m gonna breed my man’s hole today and idc who knows it 🥰
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Show your meat without showing it
November 10, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Show your meat without showing it