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emmettk.bsky.social
@emmettk.bsky.social
Seattle & Sonoma County 🏳️‍🌈🍷 one half of @HappyHoleToys.bsky.social with my 👬 | sports | 18+ occasionally NSFW and more than just a chance of “silicone sculptures”
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Life’s a beach on #scs
August 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Another week of slinging silicone and peddling dongs in the books, now time to go home and take my pants off :)
November 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Drop preshop is live! 🎉


This drop includes 70+ glowy and UV-reactive toys, packed with our most-loved sizes and signature colorways. Plus this drop’s Featured Pour: Trans Pride! 🏳️‍⚧️✨

💥 Drop goes live @ 6pm PT!

⬇️Preview in the comments

www.happyholetoys.com
October 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If the Mariners win this I’ll post hole on main idc whatever it takes 😭😭
October 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Currently accepting housetwink applications to help with our new place. Comp plan includes head pats, being called a “good boy,” toys, and probably some d*ck 😊
October 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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✨ The wait’s almost over! ✨

Join us Thursday 10/16 @ 6 PM Pacific (5 PM Preshop) for 70+ of your favorite UV & glow toys! 😍

We're restocking our 3 signature Premium Pours, plus this drop’s featured pour: Trans Pride! 🏳️‍⚧️
October 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Sent this to a twink today after Lightroom was giving me a hard time. He said I look cute and hot in a hat which made things better :)
October 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
October 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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happy #fcf
September 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Fun fact: The bed frame for our new king size bed can support up to 1,600 lbs — and I think that’s pretty fun (no particular reason 😇)
September 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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How I’m coming to you this #fcf
November 15, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Thrilled to report that the hot tub at our new home has officially been christened (twink friend joined us for naked tubbing) 🥰
September 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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May 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Fuck I love Fridays #FCF
September 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Fuck I love Fridays #FCF
September 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
What’s hotter? Tan lines from tanning in a speedo or no tan lines from sunbathing nude?
August 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Naps with Snip >>>>>>>
August 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Ngl I’m pretty happy with the ass/kinda hole pic I just posted on the alt :)
August 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Life’s a beach on #scs
August 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Look babe, RugPadUSA is having a 20% off summer sale! 😍
August 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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#scs brought to you by your friendly neighborhood bar
February 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
8 years later and last selfie in this bathroom.. crazy shit!

I’ll never forget how your lighting and paint was so toxic for white balance 🥲
August 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Quick! Leave the scruff or trim? 🤔
July 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Move out cleaning sucks. Doing it naked helps a bit :)
July 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM