Today I saw a dog wearing a leg brace with a little boot like he tore his ACL or something. That is all.
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Today I saw a dog wearing a leg brace with a little boot like he tore his ACL or something. That is all.
Something embarrassing about me: in high school I thought “Bryce” was a hot name
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Something embarrassing about me: in high school I thought “Bryce” was a hot name
Real hard for me to respect people who do the elliptical as cardio
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Real hard for me to respect people who do the elliptical as cardio
I’ve been saying we need to bring shame back. A lot fewer people would be vaping if we did.
I wrote about our interview with Roblox's CEO and how platforms got too big to feel shame www.platformer.news/roblox-ceo-i...
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I’ve been saying we need to bring shame back. A lot fewer people would be vaping if we did.
Deeply upsetting to realize that after a stressful day I want a frozen margarita but I *need* a long walk and unfortunately I’m making the right choice
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Deeply upsetting to realize that after a stressful day I want a frozen margarita but I *need* a long walk and unfortunately I’m making the right choice
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Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.
This is great news to me personally because I did fall for it and turned off all the “smart” settings. Turned them back on immediately because it really makes your inbox crazy and I was just going to live with whatever consequences.
since the "google is now training gemini on your email contents" thing keeps bumping around here: it's _not happening_. I say this not to defend google but because I know a lot of people that have broken their filtering and made their lives much more annoying from sheer misinformation.
The malwarebytes Google opting-your-emails-into-ai-training thing is not true. The post is based on one bad tweet.
I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.
www.theverge.com/news/826902/...
I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.
www.theverge.com/news/826902/...
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This is great news to me personally because I did fall for it and turned off all the “smart” settings. Turned them back on immediately because it really makes your inbox crazy and I was just going to live with whatever consequences.
My newest hobby is spending hours preparing for interviews and thinking hard about probable questions and then getting to completely ignore my notes in the interview because none of the questions were asked
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My newest hobby is spending hours preparing for interviews and thinking hard about probable questions and then getting to completely ignore my notes in the interview because none of the questions were asked
Looking for a boyfriend in the block long radio bakery line
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Looking for a boyfriend in the block long radio bakery line
Having to eat a meal for sustenance when you’re sad sucks ass. Sandwiches should either be neutral or celebratory only.
November 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Having to eat a meal for sustenance when you’re sad sucks ass. Sandwiches should either be neutral or celebratory only.
I liked it better when social media was silent by default
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I liked it better when social media was silent by default
The only reason I wish we had more social media when I was in high school is so that I could have actually done something with all the time I spent squeezing the blackheads in my boyfriend’s ear
October 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The only reason I wish we had more social media when I was in high school is so that I could have actually done something with all the time I spent squeezing the blackheads in my boyfriend’s ear
Many years ago I was writing something at work and I almost spelled “box” b-o-c-k-s and now I think about it at least once a month
October 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Many years ago I was writing something at work and I almost spelled “box” b-o-c-k-s and now I think about it at least once a month
One day I hope to plan my day well enough to eat before 9pm
September 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
One day I hope to plan my day well enough to eat before 9pm
Yesterday I did my civilian duty by showing up to jury duty and can’t stop thinking about the guy who tried to get out of the whole thing by saying he didn’t believe in consciousness and that everything is predetermined.
September 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Yesterday I did my civilian duty by showing up to jury duty and can’t stop thinking about the guy who tried to get out of the whole thing by saying he didn’t believe in consciousness and that everything is predetermined.
Taskmaster is the only good TV
September 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Taskmaster is the only good TV
There are only two kinds of shoe in the weight room of a Brooklyn gym: Nike Metcon and Salomon whatever the fashion one is
September 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
There are only two kinds of shoe in the weight room of a Brooklyn gym: Nike Metcon and Salomon whatever the fashion one is
There’s nothing like riding a battery powered Citi bike home from the bar and feeling the wind in your leg hair
September 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
There’s nothing like riding a battery powered Citi bike home from the bar and feeling the wind in your leg hair
I legitimately had to just stop walking so I could laugh listening to this podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
Ali Macofsky Loves Corporations
Podcast Episode · So True with Caleb Hearon · 09/04/2025 · 1h 1m
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September 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I legitimately had to just stop walking so I could laugh listening to this podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
Le triangle
Italian photographer Ray Giubilo with a one-in-a-million shot of Jasmine Paolini at the US Open
August 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Le triangle
Have you ever been late to something because you couldn’t decide which socks to wear or are you normal.
August 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Have you ever been late to something because you couldn’t decide which socks to wear or are you normal.
I have never started an email to my therapist with anything other than “sorry for the late notice”
August 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I have never started an email to my therapist with anything other than “sorry for the late notice”
When your gym pep talk is just whispering “ok” to yourself over and over again
August 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
When your gym pep talk is just whispering “ok” to yourself over and over again
Steak sauce: what is it?
August 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Steak sauce: what is it?