Emma Graff • DC • NYC 🍉
@emmagraff.com
You had a ‘type’ until you met me.
Based in Washington, DC & New York City
helloemma.nyc
Based in Washington, DC & New York City
helloemma.nyc
Pinned
Conservatism is the death of imagination. Kill your curiosity to make the world bend to the banality of you.
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Conservatism is the death of imagination. Kill your curiosity to make the world bend to the banality of you.
My favorite hobby: walking past a group of men. Ignore the ones staring. Acknowledge the one who's trying not to. Eye contact. "Good morning." That sheepish look of surprise—and he gets bragging rights for the week.
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My favorite hobby: walking past a group of men. Ignore the ones staring. Acknowledge the one who's trying not to. Eye contact. "Good morning." That sheepish look of surprise—and he gets bragging rights for the week.
Finished Frankenstein in tears. To be given the makings of god in immortality and strength, all for it to be empty without the warmth of love.
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Finished Frankenstein in tears. To be given the makings of god in immortality and strength, all for it to be empty without the warmth of love.
Given my distinct medley of talent, beauty, charisma, and perspective, I foresee my Substack comfortably paying my bills in about two years, at which point I will retire. This is not a threat, it is a promise.
November 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Given my distinct medley of talent, beauty, charisma, and perspective, I foresee my Substack comfortably paying my bills in about two years, at which point I will retire. This is not a threat, it is a promise.
☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
Wiped Cuomo like a window washer in a drizzle. My god.
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
I have the sniffles and a tickle in my throat. Inbox, please be patient… with the patient.
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I have the sniffles and a tickle in my throat. Inbox, please be patient… with the patient.
Reposted by Emma Graff • DC • NYC 🍉
On this beautiful morning in Astoria, I cast my ballot for our city and our future.
I hope you will too.
I hope you will too.
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
On this beautiful morning in Astoria, I cast my ballot for our city and our future.
I hope you will too.
I hope you will too.
Me connecting the creation story to AI to meme culture to fascism to fetishization to latency as a warning and solution for contemporary times
a close up of a woman making a funny face .
ALT: a close up of a woman making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Me connecting the creation story to AI to meme culture to fascism to fetishization to latency as a warning and solution for contemporary times
In the middle of booking, and they deleted their email address lol
November 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
In the middle of booking, and they deleted their email address lol
Cocooned in sheets, trying to read, but the palest whiff of his scent has my attention. What a lovely afternoon
October 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Cocooned in sheets, trying to read, but the palest whiff of his scent has my attention. What a lovely afternoon
Left my whitening strips on too long, and this has to be the closest I've come to death, followed by labor pains
October 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Left my whitening strips on too long, and this has to be the closest I've come to death, followed by labor pains
I'm feeling a mix of emotions from the reactions to this piece, both publicly and privately. I'm already shifting focus to the next essay. I won't reveal the subject yet, but it’s ambitious. Can't wait to share, and thank you for the subscriptions.
They see polish & call it luck.
See eloquence & call it charm.
They mistake endurance for ease.
What exhausts me, they call effortless.
If they knew how much work it takes to look this unbothered, they’d stay asleep.
Who am I When No One Is Watching?
substack.com/@emmagwrites...
See eloquence & call it charm.
They mistake endurance for ease.
What exhausts me, they call effortless.
If they knew how much work it takes to look this unbothered, they’d stay asleep.
Who am I When No One Is Watching?
substack.com/@emmagwrites...
October 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I'm feeling a mix of emotions from the reactions to this piece, both publicly and privately. I'm already shifting focus to the next essay. I won't reveal the subject yet, but it’s ambitious. Can't wait to share, and thank you for the subscriptions.
They see polish & call it luck.
See eloquence & call it charm.
They mistake endurance for ease.
What exhausts me, they call effortless.
If they knew how much work it takes to look this unbothered, they’d stay asleep.
Who am I When No One Is Watching?
substack.com/@emmagwrites...
See eloquence & call it charm.
They mistake endurance for ease.
What exhausts me, they call effortless.
If they knew how much work it takes to look this unbothered, they’d stay asleep.
Who am I When No One Is Watching?
substack.com/@emmagwrites...
October 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
They see polish & call it luck.
See eloquence & call it charm.
They mistake endurance for ease.
What exhausts me, they call effortless.
If they knew how much work it takes to look this unbothered, they’d stay asleep.
Who am I When No One Is Watching?
substack.com/@emmagwrites...
See eloquence & call it charm.
They mistake endurance for ease.
What exhausts me, they call effortless.
If they knew how much work it takes to look this unbothered, they’d stay asleep.
Who am I When No One Is Watching?
substack.com/@emmagwrites...
Good things come in twos
October 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Good things come in twos
I dare to ask the forbidden question:
Are The Feelings Mutual?
A letter to the ones who keep their distance but can't look away. Read more on Substack.
Are The Feelings Mutual?
A letter to the ones who keep their distance but can't look away. Read more on Substack.
October 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I dare to ask the forbidden question:
Are The Feelings Mutual?
A letter to the ones who keep their distance but can't look away. Read more on Substack.
Are The Feelings Mutual?
A letter to the ones who keep their distance but can't look away. Read more on Substack.
Malibu’s best view
October 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Malibu’s best view
In other words, let's normalize surveillance via age verification (with unclear data retention), deepen parasocial relationships with AI, and roll this out during a disinformation and mental health crisis, all while only hitting $100B revenue with $6T in infrastructure by 2030.
"How are they going to make sure that children are not able to access the portions of ChatGPT that are adult-only and provide erotica? [...] Open AI, like most of big tech in this space, is just using people like guinea pigs."
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
OpenAI boss says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for verified adults
CEO Sam Altman says upcoming versions of the popular chatbot would enable it to behave in a more human-like way - "but only if you want it".
www.bbc.com
October 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
In other words, let's normalize surveillance via age verification (with unclear data retention), deepen parasocial relationships with AI, and roll this out during a disinformation and mental health crisis, all while only hitting $100B revenue with $6T in infrastructure by 2030.
What I love most about myself is my clarity and it elicits strong emotions in people. You either loathe me or love me, and I prefer that over the lukewarm middle any day.
October 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
What I love most about myself is my clarity and it elicits strong emotions in people. You either loathe me or love me, and I prefer that over the lukewarm middle any day.
How your email finds me:
October 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
How your email finds me:
Some people want access to the fantasy, others show up with intention, care, and consistency for the actual person. I'm grateful to be surrounded by the latter ❤️
October 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Some people want access to the fantasy, others show up with intention, care, and consistency for the actual person. I'm grateful to be surrounded by the latter ❤️