Emma Graff • NYC • DC 🍉
@emmagraff.com
You had a ‘type’ until you met me ✈︎ SF 1/22-24 ✈︎ LA 1/25-27
Based in Washington, DC & New York City
helloemma.nyc
Based in Washington, DC & New York City
helloemma.nyc
TOURMALINE
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December 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Readiness never arrives when or how we expect. Still, we move toward what intrigues us, what we can’t quite explain. Thank you for allowing me to inspire that movement and continuing to trust me with our moments.
Full letter on my site.
Full letter on my site.
December 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Readiness never arrives when or how we expect. Still, we move toward what intrigues us, what we can’t quite explain. Thank you for allowing me to inspire that movement and continuing to trust me with our moments.
Full letter on my site.
Full letter on my site.
I spotted her in London— none left stateside, only eight in all of Europe. And somehow, she still found her way to me. Another beauty for my collection. Thank you, Mister You Know Who.
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I spotted her in London— none left stateside, only eight in all of Europe. And somehow, she still found her way to me. Another beauty for my collection. Thank you, Mister You Know Who.
Merry Christmas from the Graffs
December 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Merry Christmas from the Graffs
My lovers treat “bearing gifts” very seriously. I’m very well cared for, in the steady ways that matter.
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My lovers treat “bearing gifts” very seriously. I’m very well cared for, in the steady ways that matter.
Adding a few people to my nice list ✨
December 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Adding a few people to my nice list ✨
Wishing me Merry Christmas without bearing a gift is bad luck. I don’t make the rules.
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Wishing me Merry Christmas without bearing a gift is bad luck. I don’t make the rules.
Merry Christmas Eve… Eve 🎅
December 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Merry Christmas Eve… Eve 🎅
In the market for serious headphones. Any recommendations?
December 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
In the market for serious headphones. Any recommendations?
I want to be someone’s art fair plus one. Unpretentiously. Globally. Art Basel. Frieze. Venice Biennale. I’m available. You should be too.
December 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I want to be someone’s art fair plus one. Unpretentiously. Globally. Art Basel. Frieze. Venice Biennale. I’m available. You should be too.
Art is never optional abroad.
December 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Art is never optional abroad.
Gave Big Ben something to chime about.
December 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Gave Big Ben something to chime about.
I hate when I'm sick, and a European tells me to do a cold plunge at dawn, wrap my chest in a vinegar compress, then drink elderflower tea while facing east. I'm American, babe. Where are the DRUGS?
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I hate when I'm sick, and a European tells me to do a cold plunge at dawn, wrap my chest in a vinegar compress, then drink elderflower tea while facing east. I'm American, babe. Where are the DRUGS?
Back in the Corn Syrup Capital 🇺🇸
25% chance of responding to emails today. I barely know what day it is, no bueno for planning.
87.6% chance I’ll respond to emails tomorrow.
98.76942% chance I’ll be watching The Grinch and tweeting today.
100% chance of sleeping 10+ hours tonight.
25% chance of responding to emails today. I barely know what day it is, no bueno for planning.
87.6% chance I’ll respond to emails tomorrow.
98.76942% chance I’ll be watching The Grinch and tweeting today.
100% chance of sleeping 10+ hours tonight.
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Back in the Corn Syrup Capital 🇺🇸
25% chance of responding to emails today. I barely know what day it is, no bueno for planning.
87.6% chance I’ll respond to emails tomorrow.
98.76942% chance I’ll be watching The Grinch and tweeting today.
100% chance of sleeping 10+ hours tonight.
25% chance of responding to emails today. I barely know what day it is, no bueno for planning.
87.6% chance I’ll respond to emails tomorrow.
98.76942% chance I’ll be watching The Grinch and tweeting today.
100% chance of sleeping 10+ hours tonight.
Being comfortable and practiced in the art of being yourself, then protecting that practice through isolation, judgment, and misunderstanding.
December 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Being comfortable and practiced in the art of being yourself, then protecting that practice through isolation, judgment, and misunderstanding.
Nothing carries the stench of failure quite like the rage-baiting right-wing pivot
December 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Nothing carries the stench of failure quite like the rage-baiting right-wing pivot
Updates:
- Visiting San Francisco January 22nd–24th and Los Angeles 25th–27th
- Popping around Texas later this month
- Booking into January and February
- Email replies delayed until next week
- Those who initiate, prioritize, and plan ahead will get the best of me
- Visiting San Francisco January 22nd–24th and Los Angeles 25th–27th
- Popping around Texas later this month
- Booking into January and February
- Email replies delayed until next week
- Those who initiate, prioritize, and plan ahead will get the best of me
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Updates:
- Visiting San Francisco January 22nd–24th and Los Angeles 25th–27th
- Popping around Texas later this month
- Booking into January and February
- Email replies delayed until next week
- Those who initiate, prioritize, and plan ahead will get the best of me
- Visiting San Francisco January 22nd–24th and Los Angeles 25th–27th
- Popping around Texas later this month
- Booking into January and February
- Email replies delayed until next week
- Those who initiate, prioritize, and plan ahead will get the best of me
EOY thoughts:
1. I can’t date men under 40. I like ’em ripe.
2. I am not Michelle Obama. If they go low, sometimes you have to drag them to hell with you.
3. Beyond survival, money reveals more than it rewards.
4. Calling “X” Twitter is an act of resistance. May we resist.
1. I can’t date men under 40. I like ’em ripe.
2. I am not Michelle Obama. If they go low, sometimes you have to drag them to hell with you.
3. Beyond survival, money reveals more than it rewards.
4. Calling “X” Twitter is an act of resistance. May we resist.
December 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
EOY thoughts:
1. I can’t date men under 40. I like ’em ripe.
2. I am not Michelle Obama. If they go low, sometimes you have to drag them to hell with you.
3. Beyond survival, money reveals more than it rewards.
4. Calling “X” Twitter is an act of resistance. May we resist.
1. I can’t date men under 40. I like ’em ripe.
2. I am not Michelle Obama. If they go low, sometimes you have to drag them to hell with you.
3. Beyond survival, money reveals more than it rewards.
4. Calling “X” Twitter is an act of resistance. May we resist.
Convinced they’re 3D printing food in the States. Even the chips in London taste fresh.
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Convinced they’re 3D printing food in the States. Even the chips in London taste fresh.
Substack reply guys just get it. As sovereign as I am, I’m also soft and deserve to be safe, seen, and protected 🥹
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Substack reply guys just get it. As sovereign as I am, I’m also soft and deserve to be safe, seen, and protected 🥹
I received an inquiry from someone who found me through an old Playboy shoot. Flattering until I realized they’d created AI-generated videos of me from those images. Not sexual, but an absolute violation of consent. This isn’t charming, it’s disturbing. Don’t do this to women.
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I received an inquiry from someone who found me through an old Playboy shoot. Flattering until I realized they’d created AI-generated videos of me from those images. Not sexual, but an absolute violation of consent. This isn’t charming, it’s disturbing. Don’t do this to women.