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(so) julia griswold
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fascists are bad and anti fascists are good
my favorite time of year is upon us: when i get mad at michael buble all over again for "santa buddy"

IF YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO FUCK SANTA DON'T YOU COME WITHIN A THOUSAND FEET OF ANYTHING EARTHA KITT HAS EVER TOUCHED DO YOU HEAR ME
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
just saw a woman in larchmont wearing a millennial labubu (tamagotch)
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
have they considered selling food that doesn’t taste like sand
Fast-casual salad chain Sweetgreen is struggling as its traffic and sales continue to fall and it reports millions in losses each quarter.

The company hasn’t figured out how to turn a profit.
Why Americans are giving up on Sweetgreen
The fast-casual chain Sweetgreen's struggles are worsening.
cnb.cx
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
love when i make an appointment with a mental health professional and then they don't show up, very good for my mental health =)
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
...does the waiter work at a restaurant that's taking away everyone's healthcare, attacking trans people, and doing fascism? why am I eating there? do the waiters have to work there? what is anyone talking about anymore

"you can't tell senators' employees they work for a bad person. that's yelling"
do you seriously think yelling at an intern is ok?

do you yell at your waiter when you don't like your food?
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
on this the occasion of my daughter’s second birthday i would like to share some of my favorite ways she pronounces things. please adjust your lexicons accordingly
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
we're doing it girls, we're bringing back denim shorts + opaque black tights + combat boots idc
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
blessed to have a toddler in the time of ms rachel, cursed to have a toddler in the time of blippi
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
don't forget to text your mom today
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
first of all
OH MY GOD

secondly
dodgers reject white house invite (if it is extended) challenge
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
boba chett
November 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
also jays, heads up if you win and get invited to the white house it could be a trap, look at all the shit he’s pulled with canada, who would stop him from detaining their baseball team
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
look at it this way, if they don’t win they won’t go to the white house to take pictures with trump (again)
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
if you die in the world series you die in real life
October 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
is dave roberts treinen to see how bad we can lose
October 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i guess if the test is "does he smell like a nazi" then sure
October 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
well the good news is we’re only about a 1/3 of the way into the game
October 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
your parents' cousins kids are your cousins. if your family calls each other "first cousin twice removed" or whatever something's off. normal people do not know what "once removed" means
October 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
oh my god
October 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
middle age means when the dodgers give you a tummy ache you get heartburn too as a little treat
October 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
oh yeah? could a depressed person do THIS*?

*eat trader joe's brand pirates booty as a meal, again
October 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Reposted by (so) julia griswold
The entire "free speech on campus" moral panic was manufactured to blackmail us into making space in intellectual life for bigots and charlatans who couldn't get there on their own merits. Its a DEI scheme for fascism. Congratulations to everyone who took it at face value.
“Following his lecture, Yarvin will debate the legendary British historian David Starkey on history and the future of conservatism.” Everything about this is so cursed. Masks off at the University of Oxford.
October 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
sorry i'm posting about the dodgers game so long after the dodgers game, i was busy being at the dodgers game watching base ball and not posting. I love baseball (today)
a man and a woman are sitting in a car with the caption i love la we love it
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in a car with the caption i love la we love it
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM