emilyzelda.bsky.social
@emilyzelda.bsky.social
Some sort of activist . Jack of all trades, master of some . Self-styled Lebenskünstlerin Extraordinaire . Human rainbow . Devout absurdist . Driven by curiosity, chaos and coffee .
Content likely in Denglisch


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WORLD RECORD: Phil Gore and Sam Harvey have completed 117 yards - loops - hours. That's 483 miles!! #backyardultra #lazbook #ultrarunning 📷 Harvey Lewis
June 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I'm not saying people should neglect their preexisting obligations for the day, but now would be a great time to tune into the #deadcowgully livestream. 2 runners on Yard 115, current world record stands at 116 Yards.

#ultrarunning #backyardultra

www.youtube.com/live/0nJJt9J...
Dead Cow 111 - 112
YouTube video by Backyard Ultra Podcast
www.youtube.com
June 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Following #deadcowgully whilst struggling through the tedious physical rehab of fixing my body so I can build up the miles to break it again.

Sisyphus has got nothing on the world of endurance sports.
Here's to at least another 6.7km before the boulders stop rolling 💪🦵
June 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My finger is hovering over the registration button for the Berlin Inlineskating Marathon

I'm a fast quad skater but a 2:10 cut off time is 17 minutes below my pb. Doable if I join the dark side and train with speed skates, though inlines aren't my thing.

Argh decisions!
May 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Therapist: "You seem to be doing better this week, did you manage to sort your sleep schedule out?"
Me: "No, I actually stayed awake for 40 hours straight to follow an ultramarathon and it was great"
Therapist: "Anyone else and I'd have questions, but that makes sense"

#BM100
March 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Congratulations to the @barkleycourse.bsky.social and of course @ratjaw.bsky.social, really great work from you both this year #BM100
The 2025 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100
March 20, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Just checking: by my tally there are 6 runners out there, 4 on Loop 3 and 2 who are still MIA from Loop 1?! I struggle with numbers at the best of times, someone enlighten me please!

32 hours is the record for longest time lost, might we at least be seeing one Course Record this year?! #BM100
March 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
10 minutes left until only a fun run is up for grabs 😬
In the absence of mass successes and rooting for Small European Woman this might be the most nail biting moment so far this year #BM100
March 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
A friend messaged me to ask "Who won that race you were watching?"

Ahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahaha

So naïve
#BM100
March 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
• Notoriously difficult to get into
• Shrouded in mystery and urban legend
• Posers not welcome
• Goes on significantly longer than many people are prepared for

Any more fun parallels between Berghain and #BM100 ?!
Two Places, No Cellphones, Different Outcomes. #bm100
March 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Oh you though #BM100 stood for the Barkley Marathons?

No no, this is the Barkley Massacre
March 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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The fear has set in that it will all be over by tomorrow morning and I’ll have to have a productive work day instead #BM100
March 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hot take: John Kelly and John Kelly alone should have to do 6 laps. He enjoys the #BM100 too much for my liking 😅
March 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 11:37. The 2025 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100
March 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
So in GMT that's

L1 19.03 04:57
L2 19.03 18:57
L3 20.03 03:37
FR 20.03 07:37
L4 20.03 15:37
L5 21.03 03:37

I think? Time zones. Gah! #BM100
update; no, in fact, I cannot do math #bm100

loop 1 cutoff = Mar 19 12:57 am / 00:57
loop 2 cutoff = Mar 19 2:17 pm / 14:17
loop 3 cutoff = Mar 19 11:37 pm / 23:37
fun run cutoff = Mar 20 3:37 am / 03:37
loop 4 cutoff = Mar 20 11:37 am / 11:37
loop 5 cutoff = Mar 20 11:37 pm / 23:37
March 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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After multiple failed attempts, the conch was blown at 10:37. The 2025 Barkley Marathons begins in one hour. #BM100.
March 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Let's check:
- Messenger: @keithdunn.bsky.social
- The always hungry monster: @ratjaw.bsky.social
- Data wrangler: @taka-does-stuff.bsky.social

ALL ARE HERE!

Some other nondescript but significant #BM100 people as well.

Hashtag party is already in full swing.

Laz - DO YOUR MAGIC - finally!
March 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Tuesday. Checks phone. Nothing.
Maybe we got the week wrong
Maybe it's already finished and they're laughing at us
Maybe this whole thing has been an extended hallucination
Maybe *I'm* running it and I'm so tired I forgot
Maybe this year's race is an elaborate hoax
Maybe there was never a #BM100
March 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Trying to distract myself with the Spelling Bee. Not working. #BM100
March 17, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I'm getting into the #BM100 hype enough I'm analysing strava logs to see who's on their taper.
John Kelly's recent runs are way longer than his taper runs in previous years. Not saying he's not in, but I wouldn't be doing 19 miles just before the big one (she says knowing she couldn't if she tried)
March 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Every attempt to sleuth out a start day ends with me doing a vibes-based guess. Sure maybe Monday is more likely, but my spidey senses are saying Tuesday. Gonna be refreshing my feeds all weekend either way though

#BM100
March 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Showing my face on here in preparation for the #BM100

Any day now, I can feel it in my bones!
March 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Bit of a naff start to my week, mystery illness, A&E this morning. Grateful for Friend holding me hostage on the sofa and the Emotional Support Pickle courtesy of @elliewildbore.bsky.social 💜
December 10, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Nul Bock auf Weinachten dieses Jahr, aber Advent bleibt verträglich. Old Man Gerstenberger wohnt inzwischen ehr in seine Fantasie, glaube er wollte mir Heute ne Brücke verkaufen - Demenz macht kein Spaß aber lachen kann man trotzdem!
December 8, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Never managed to get on with the social media platform formerly known as Twitter, but I'm intrigued so let's give @bsky.app a go.

Do say hi! 👋
December 6, 2024 at 11:19 AM