Emily
@emilypyle.bsky.social
sometimes writing, usually reading 📚
Watching: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
WIP: fantasy murder mystery
Watching: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
WIP: fantasy murder mystery
I’ve scheduled my first ballet class in fourteen years for Wednesday night. How bad do we think this is going to hurt? 🩰
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’ve scheduled my first ballet class in fourteen years for Wednesday night. How bad do we think this is going to hurt? 🩰
The worst part about working out in the morning is the getting up in the morning part…and the working out…
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The worst part about working out in the morning is the getting up in the morning part…and the working out…
Why is it that when I can’t physically sit down to write I have a million ideas but the moment I have time to jot it all down my brain acts like it’s never had a thought in its life?
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Why is it that when I can’t physically sit down to write I have a million ideas but the moment I have time to jot it all down my brain acts like it’s never had a thought in its life?
One of my goals for next year is to make more writer friends. I need more people who understand my feral rage at having good ideas when I can’t go write or having zero ideas when I finally have free time.
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
One of my goals for next year is to make more writer friends. I need more people who understand my feral rage at having good ideas when I can’t go write or having zero ideas when I finally have free time.
A bird just flew into my sliding glass door and died on my patio… it feels like a metaphor but I can’t entirely explain for what
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
A bird just flew into my sliding glass door and died on my patio… it feels like a metaphor but I can’t entirely explain for what
I have lived near the ocean for the last fourteen years and this is the first winter I’ve had to buy a dehumidifier bc I’m waking up with condensation on the inside of my windows. This condo is cursed.
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I have lived near the ocean for the last fourteen years and this is the first winter I’ve had to buy a dehumidifier bc I’m waking up with condensation on the inside of my windows. This condo is cursed.
Idk what I watched but something has destroyed my YouTube algorithm
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Idk what I watched but something has destroyed my YouTube algorithm
It’s diabolical that working out first thing in the morning makes me feel good
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It’s diabolical that working out first thing in the morning makes me feel good
WHY IS IT SO COLD IN THE MORNING (i woke up on time but god at what cost)
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
WHY IS IT SO COLD IN THE MORNING (i woke up on time but god at what cost)
It’s SO annoying that the only person standing in the way of my goals is me. Like girl, get it together.
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
It’s SO annoying that the only person standing in the way of my goals is me. Like girl, get it together.
I HAVE TO GET MY LIFE TOGETHER AND GET UP TOMORROW MORNING. someone plz bully me if i don’t. #morningroutine
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I HAVE TO GET MY LIFE TOGETHER AND GET UP TOMORROW MORNING. someone plz bully me if i don’t. #morningroutine
Forget 75 hard, I’m doing 30 medium
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Forget 75 hard, I’m doing 30 medium
Manifesting my DWTS spot by watching old Daniella and Pasha competition dances
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Manifesting my DWTS spot by watching old Daniella and Pasha competition dances
Nobody tells you that the hardest part of writing is the amount of pain you end up in if you don’t stretch
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Nobody tells you that the hardest part of writing is the amount of pain you end up in if you don’t stretch
Does everyone hate me or is it just dark outside and I’m sleepy? - me, every night after 6pm
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Does everyone hate me or is it just dark outside and I’m sleepy? - me, every night after 6pm
I am not bubbly I just never shut up and I think people misconstrue one for the other
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I am not bubbly I just never shut up and I think people misconstrue one for the other
The politics staffers at Teen Vogue were who made the magazine stand out. This is so fucked up.
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The politics staffers at Teen Vogue were who made the magazine stand out. This is so fucked up.
I’m at the point with my manuscript where I can’t tell if it’s decent, horrible, or somewhere in between. SEND HELP.
October 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’m at the point with my manuscript where I can’t tell if it’s decent, horrible, or somewhere in between. SEND HELP.
How does one learn to relax? (Asking for me)
October 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
How does one learn to relax? (Asking for me)
If I start treating social media like I did in 2011 is everyone going to think I’m going through a mental health crisis?
October 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If I start treating social media like I did in 2011 is everyone going to think I’m going through a mental health crisis?
Throwing my phone in the river (hiding it in another room) and locking myself in the office to edit today. If you see me online tell me to go away (I have no self control anymore).
October 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Throwing my phone in the river (hiding it in another room) and locking myself in the office to edit today. If you see me online tell me to go away (I have no self control anymore).
Are sticky notes less sticky now or am I just slowly descending into madness?
October 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Are sticky notes less sticky now or am I just slowly descending into madness?
I finished what I think is actually a moderately decent draft of my book (we aren’t going to talk about how many rewrites it’s taken to get here). Time to do line edits!!!
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I finished what I think is actually a moderately decent draft of my book (we aren’t going to talk about how many rewrites it’s taken to get here). Time to do line edits!!!
I have one chapter left of this draft so naturally I deep cleaned the rug
October 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I have one chapter left of this draft so naturally I deep cleaned the rug