i have a cold and i told my coworker that i think i caught the black lung in a mine west virginia and he asked if i was serious. men-not-getting-when-women-are-joking-literal disease is so dire

what's going on with helvetica???

my first substack post!
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a very happy jerskin 2025 to all who celebrate <3
emilyhadorn.substack.com/p/iding-all-...

gender-affirming car 🩵🚙🤍🚐🩷🚗
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$5 per sticker will be donated to No More Dysphoria, an NJ nonprofit that helps trans people pay for major aspects of their transitions.
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hadorn.bigcartel.com/product/come...

🏳️‍⚧️ COME AND TAKE IT 🏳️‍⚧️
We've raised over $200 for No More Dysphoria's transition fund so far! Thank you so much to everyone who's bought a sticker + shared the link 🩵🤍🩷
hadorn.bigcartel.com/product/come...

reposting + sharing is super duper helpful!
(plus it's kinda like sticking a sticker on ur feed!)

🏳️‍⚧️ COME AND TAKE IT 🏳️‍⚧️
We've raised over $200 for No More Dysphoria's transition fund so far! Thank you so much to everyone who's bought a sticker + shared the link 🩵🤍🩷
hadorn.bigcartel.com/product/come...

gender-affirming car 🩵🚙🤍🚐🩷🚗
.
$5 per sticker will be donated to No More Dysphoria, an NJ nonprofit that helps trans people pay for major aspects of their transitions.
.
hadorn.bigcartel.com/product/come...

who are you

eating a life-affirming scone

ethel cain ambient/slowcore album is finally reality. feeling like a sox fan in '04. never give up. never kill yourself.

taking my latest dick joke to the free market of ideas