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Emily Cotterill
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Poet on unnecessary themes.

Significant Wow out now with Seren Books.
Notes made to myself presumably in the pursuit of poetry:

- thin legged dads
- sick in your hands on the backseat
- on the days we know there are jacket potatoes for tea

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November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I hear that Joy Division t-shirts are in the news thanks to the Aussies

I don't know how often Anthony Albanese is drunk & he's about as far away from me as it's possible to be. That said I'd be a fool not to post this poem from my collection Significant Wow www.serenbooks.com/book/signifi...
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I wonder what Ernest Hemingway would have to say about the number of unused baby shoes for sale on Vinted. Is this a poem or???
October 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Remember, if you are going out in the hail showers today, pop a child's xylophone on your head for added fun.
October 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Won £25 on the Premium Bonds but am gutted to be reminded that the email you get no longer says 'Good News From ERNIE About Your Premium Bonds'. That's a poem out the window ffs.
October 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
'They'll chisel fucking poet when they do you
and that, yer cunt, 's a crude four-letter word.'
💔
September 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Breaking up with Dan for saying 'the sort of shit you listen to, Britpop where the guy can't sing... PULP!'
September 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Perk of being a dual income no kids person over 30 and not in London, brands are desperate for your cash and have no single clue how to speak to you. It's hilarious. It's joy. It's fodder.
September 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Enjoyed speaking to the Swansea & District Writers' Circle last night. It is impossible to look good in a mid chat photo especially when you've spent six hours in the car that day 🚗 📚
September 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Significant Wow spotted at The Bookshop By The Sea in Aberystwyth ❤️ 🌊 📚
September 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Do I know anyone who knows an East Mids based poet who might be interested in reading with me at an Alfreton event?
September 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Do I know anyone who knows an East Mids based poet who might be interested in reading with me at an Alfreton event?
September 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Who wrote the line Gilmore Girls where Paris says she is an Anglophile and then references Neil Kinnock? Have they been held accountable for their crimes??
September 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Went to the East Midlands to see old friends and came back with a current affairs poem.
September 1, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Went to the East Midlands to see old friends and came back with a current affairs poem.
September 1, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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I maintain my anti-yarn-bombing stance but these lil guys, right by the rec that is the main inspiration for this poem, really did have me on the ropes for a moment.
August 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
26 year advance praise for Significant Wow. Buy your copy now, it's what Mrs Walls would want.

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August 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Answered the phone right at the end of Helter Skelter, so when I hung up Ringo Starr screamed 'FINGERS' at me...
August 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If John Boyne doesn't believe in the T then *he* should have withdrawn from the longlist for an LGB**T**Q+ prize and then none of this would have happened to him?
August 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I haven't done this yet but I think it's becoming increasingly important that I do.
July 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Google AI serving up a piss take of the French is a hell of a thing 🧄
July 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM